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Bridgette Vinters


Location: Newnan Inner Wall




The colorful Valkyrie and her horse, Cadence, both stared expectantly at the filth-slathered Richard, waiting for an explanation as to his present state; one which, to put it mildly, gave the man an appearance of having been passed through the lower intestine of a beluga whale on the undersea equivalent of All-You-Can-Eat Curry Taco Night before tearfully hitting Binge Eater's Anonymous.

Thanks to the antics of a single wayward, ringtailed mammal, the answer wasn't coming right at that second. From somewhere seemingly at random, a possibly suicidal raccoon bolted underneath Cadence. In response, the much larger animal completely blanked on its training, rearing and opening himself up to Stage One of what promised to be a World-Class Horsey Freakout. An experienced rider might be able to smooth out the problem. Luckily, Bridgette was an experienced rider. Smooth, however: Not her forte.

Cadence was a destrier, originally trained as a jousting mount. It had been a fair piece of time since he had been ridden in the Lists, but horses have long memories. This particular horse has been ridden into actual combat, more than a few times. Smooth be damned, there was a way around this momentary lapse in discipline. Bridgette cradled the length of pipe under her arm and leaned forward on her rearing mount. Tapping the pipe on Cadence's flank, she shouted a single exclamation of, "HYAH!" and dug her knees in. Not smooth, but smart - channeling the direction of the horse's emotions from startled excitement to battle charge.

Cadence was a combat horse. It was time he remembered it.

The noble beast responded by wagging its nose back and forth for a second and planting its hooves back upon solid ground. He felt the weight of his rider lift from his back, supported by stirrups alone, and could even tell that her weight tilted forward. That's the direction to go, then. Cadence snorted, and bore his powerful frame onward at a gallop. Bridgette's face opened to a wide, toothy smile. It was like the Gordian Knot solution: To hell with calm and subtlety - Just break through it.

Ok, the moment that she was done fixing welds, Bridgette was going to take Cadence for a hard ride along the Outer Wall. But for now, more pressing emotions pushed their way to the fore.

"I swear to FUCK I'm going to turn that shitweasel into a hat! C'mon, Cadence... DICK! HOSE! NOW!"



Ashton Holloway



Location: Exterior Mess Hall, Rear




Satisfied that Zoie had her captive under control, Ash walked back around and grabbed the dolly containing his appropriated spoiling fruit. The smell was lightly repulsive; humanity had evolved to understand and avoid rotting fruit. Traditionally, that's when the tiny, squishy creatures moved in to slurp up the sugars therein, also the time when bacteria set up summer homes and made mammalian consumption perilous at best.

However repulsive it might have seemed to the average human on any given day, the trained expert could look upon it with longing and purpose. This would make a fine, potent batch of hooch. No mere utility alcohol here, no. That was the stuff made from acorns and dandelion parts, maybe turning animal feed or whatever was handy and plentiful, unfit for human consumption. This - this was a beautiful (if overly soft) batch of yummy Georgia Peaches. This state was known for them. Rotting or not, the beverage made from it would be grand indeed. Of course, the big question remained: A lot of very young Peach Wine, or a moderate amount of distilled Peach Spirits? He could decide after the mash formed.

Just for now, a more pressing question had to be voiced. Ash looked back to see if the good Doctor was following him, inquiring, "Hey Doc, was that a raccoon, just hauled ass by?"

@Charnobylisk

"You vould DARE play The Great Bazhooli for fool? To treat as witless rube, here for your benefit? A fellow Cossack, using feminine viles to oil down The Great Bazhooli for to use as own personal Slip & Slide? You vould make him submit to your deranged, perverted proclivities for purpose of...

...ok, The Great Bazhooli is not saying NO, but with respect, da?"
@Jotunn Draugr

Hi. Quick reminder, you're on Day Four since your last post. TWD - Y3 is a "twice a week" RP, rather than Lady A's usual "Once a Week" or "5 Days" RP. Let's see some more Lawrence action.
@Lady Amalthea @Caits @Nallore @Sigil @Charnobylisk @jakeb1993 @Morose @Jotunn Draugr

Okie Dokie ladies and gents, Post Time Skip skills:

Based on the people your characters have been associating with, the stuff we've discussed in chat or in the OOC, and jobs your characters have been assigned, here is a simple and straightforward list of skills, per character, that you may add to your CS under Post Outbreak Skills.

You have 48 hours to edit these into your CS. Past that point, they are unavailable. If you try to edit after that point, it will result in an immediate kick from the RP.

Skills must be added exactly as they appear here. Do not alter. Welcome to character development.

Ashton Holloway - Basic Boxing
James Grady - General Hunting
Kristina Smith - Basic Farming (Instead of Very Basic)/ Very Basic Animal Husbandry
Richard Johnson - Basic Carpentry
Zoie Crawford - Basic Leadership/ Sniper Rifle
Victor Bonheur - Basic Distilling
Sophia Harris - First Aid
Tatiana Korvo - Games
Bridgette Vinters - Very Basic Cooking
Astrid Hansen - Basic Medical
Brynja Johannsson - Basic Shield Fighting
Niesha Burkstien - Basic Gardening
Jack Hudson - Really Really Very Basic Dancing
Maybe he can work it in as a character quirk. Keeps confusing the sisters' names. He's an older guy, angry a lot. Mere details shouldn't slow his rant.

Plus, there's this:
Okay! The long awaited submission of my latest Victim of Circumstance! Yay!





Caesar Gonzalez


Location: Queensguard Industries RnD Industrial Complex - The Diamond District




Caesar took a sip from his coffee and set the cup back onto his desk. Something about this seemed off. Then again, recently obvious, related murders originally intended to look like suicides tended to do that to most situations. There might not be any connection between the deaths and the property owners, but with nothing else to go on, Caesar was willing to pull this string if only to see what unraveled. "That lady there, her company also owns the buildings we live in. And the one across the way. And the one next to it - The one Danica fell from. Another thing, her and her goons were talking about this place while they were moving boxes."

Something else seemed off, too: A level of micromanagement, painfully uncommon among people of the business standing this Stephanie Gretchen had. "M'hija, if I was Presidente of a big, shiny real estate company, why the ass would I personally oversee box moving near the docks? I need to see what's on those boxes and where they got to. Can you get into the storage company's security video storage?"

The other issue with the video was the problem of translation. As it turned out, he had met a native Russian speaker earlier that day. Just so happened that she lived in the same set of buildings as he and his girls. There were possible difficulties with going to her for the translation, however. First, Caesar didn't know how extensive the presence of Russian speakers were in the city of Justice; if there were relatively few, the chance would be higher information would slip to people he'd rather it didn't. Also, for the sake of breaking off conversation quickly, he adopted the mannerisms of a Mr. Super Creepy Rob Lowe. If he were to come a'knocking now, it could make for an awkward opening conversation. And all that is if she's even inclined to help out anyway.

"Hey M'hija, what do you know about that girl, Lana?"
@jakeb1993

Hi. Quick reminder, you're on Day Four since your last post. TWD - Y3 is a "twice a week" RP, rather than Lady A's usual "Once a Week" or "5 Days" RP. Let's see some more Gregory action.


William Harper

Location: Retribution, Quarters & Bridge


Liam took a deep breath and straightened his posture. He was in the Alliance Military again; it was time to carry himself as such. His one concession against the starch stiffness of his situation was his wrench - a large and painful affair that he generally kept fixed to his person as one would tether or sheathe a large carpenter's hammer.

The rigid discipline ordinarily expected of every member of the Alliance Military was often relaxed as it came to pilots. Relaxed in some ways, in any case. Certain personnel were given liberties, owing to the nature of their work. Pilots, Doctors, certain specialists; an element of tradition and/or superstition came along with longstanding occupations that would take a morale blow, and thusly compromised effectiveness, were they denied their little eccentricities. It could have been so much more awkward than a massive wrench, too. William had heard stories about pilots who refused to change their undergarments until after a rotation was over. Another insisted on the callsign of "Shifty Giggler" and refused to speak into his comm unit otherwise. Yet another one recited the Saint Crispin's Day speech before takeoff, every time.

He doubted the Alliance would begrudge him a wrench, so long as it was secured. Especially out near the Rim.

Not to say that Lieutenant Harper was undisciplined. Quite the opposite, his life was abundant with orders, work, and hardship; the kind that most people (even military types) never had to experience. Scars on one's psyche weren't always apparent, but they left their traces. Luckily, his weren't as obvious as some people's under similar conditions.

William Harper returned to the Bridge in short order, as promised. He paused along the way for just a second to take note of another new arrival, walking past him down the corridor in the opposite direction. Tall, dark-skinned man wearing ridiculously expensive clothing suited to a rustic gentleman; not Central Planet attire, but easily as stylish and costly. His impression of the man was that of perceived importance; he was there for a specific reason, at a guess. At the very least, he did not look like standard military. At the moment though, it was little of his concern. He was the ship's Pilot, and he had a job to execute. A curt nod and he was on his way again.

His return to the bridge prompted him to offer another salute to the Captain before taking his place at the helm. Were he on a larger ship, his role would be more specialized. In a patrol boat, his duties would be threefold: Flight Officer, Navigator, and Helmsman. Right at this moment, it was Navigator. Settled into the helm, Liam pulled up the NavComp and punched in Persephone's real-time coordinates. Next, the planet Athens. True, they were shooting for Whitefall, but Whitefall was a moon orbiting Athens. The larger body would prove to be the gravitational force they had to worry about when slowing to approach speeds. That's when they would need a competent and initiative taking Helmsman. Luckily, he was that, too.

"Course set in for Whitefall, Captain. At full burn, we stand to arrive in just over two days, sixteen hours. Ready to go at your command. Departure time, sir?"



Foy Coiffeur

Location: "Foy-er"


The irrepressible Foy was taking to his family's ancestral craft with vim and proficiency. The trappings of a classical barber at work lay organized and clean on a small workstation in between a wall mirror and a vintage-looking apparatus that was obviously a tastefully constructed reproduction of a barber's chair from Earth That Was. A clean, white towel hung over one forearm, and the opposite hand held a stylized straightrazor. It was a different tool than the one he was seen stropping earlier; somewhat smaller, more squared. Less intimidating, too. Some clients wanted more basic sort of service with little in the way of personal touches. Foy has satisfied to oblige, despite his instinct to treat each such dealing with an amount of upper class panache.

The (un)fortunate crewman in his chair had his face half covered with warm lather, a cottony bib attached snugly around his neck. Foy bore own upon him from his rear flank, deftly removing lather and stubble both in steady, practiced strokes. As fit his custom, Mr. Coiffeur was holding a mostly one-sided conversation with the man. It was an interesting psychological phenomenon in humankind - the willingness to stay quiet and still while someone else pressed a blade against their face, regardless of what they might be saying at the moment. Case in point:

"Yeoman, eh there, sport? Well, I am flooded with satisfaction that you made it into my parlor, nonetheless. You yeomen, you ah... Carry the bags and such, push mops, do you not?" Foy scraped away another line of facial hair from the enlisted man, continuing, "Well, no matter. It's all necessary to keep things tidy for the rest of us. Chin up there, son! No no, I mean raise your chin, Yeo-y. And thank you..."

Foy continued his work with grace and speed. He was an artist at his craft, and open conversationalist during, despite thinly veiled annoyance at the plight of the common man. I've never Yeo'ed, myself. But I did have the pleasure of having another yeoman in my chair a score or so years back. Charming fellow, in his own way. Silly boy got himself shuffled off to the hereafter two days later. Thanks to me, the corpse looked superbly dapper. I do hope one day you are likewise blessed, good sir."

The final few swipes were taken, revealing a fresh face unmarred by nick or razor burn. It truly looked as if the young man was born without the capacity to grow a beard of any sort, so close and thorough a job was completed by Foy Coiffeur. The barber wiped the blade on the towel over his other arm, folded said towel deftly and pressed it to his client's face, removing the last flecks of lather. He stepped back to his workstation, selecting a two ounce bottle of pale blue liquid. He rubbed a bit into his hands and slapped it brusquely upon the man's cheeks.

At that moment a voice sounded from behind him, using an expletive in alliteration with his presented first name. A combination he had heard many a time before, and with certainty was used many more times behind his back. Fucking Foy.

He risked a sideways glance backward to confirm his suspicions. Addressing the man in his chair, he intoned in a low voice, "Keep the aftershave, Yeo-y. You need to stand up slowly, and walk out of this parlor. Do not look back." Foy quietly retrieved the razor he was just using and pulled out the oversized, personal one he kept on his belt. The Yeoman took his barber's advice, exiting with a confused and concerned expression on his clean and dolphin-smooth face. Foy turned to square off with this new threat, coming for him inside his very own Foy-er.

The very second his client was out of view, Foy nearly split his sides in mirthful guffawing. Setting both razors down, he looked to his fellow gentleman, exclaiming, "Why, Jumping Josie Moreau, you delicious mahogany rapscallion! As I live and breathe, directly in my mobile parlor! Whyever would you come slumming, you old so-and-so?"

Foy's face froze for a half second, "Oh, something is afoot, is it not? Well come along, have a cup of coffee and give me all the scandalous details."



Caesar Gonzalez


Location: Queensguard Industries RnD Industrial Complex - The Diamond District




Caesar looked at the one security agent leaving fast and angry, smiling internally. Between him and the quivering mass of squishy humanity that was tossed out on his ass, he knew that his girls were doing their jobs. He paused his Scorpion's forward momentum just long enough to catch a little video and snap a couple of stills before continuing on the the front security checkpoint.

So, he was "The Mexican" they were supposed to let in. At least that's what he heard over the radio. This means his M'hija saw him pulling up. Either she was very busy, which was possible, or she was unwilling to speak with him unless he had a compelling reason. Maybe he was being paranoid with the personal investigation he decided to launch. Even if he was, that paranoia led back to his daughter's worksite. Considering the related deaths that had occurred recently, Caesar really didn't care if Alicia and Lorna thought he was completely, rabidly insane. He was following this up. But first...

"Yeah, you can search me. Go ahead." he taunted. "I'll tell you exactly what you'll find, too. A large, painful knife. Another large, painful knife. A Heckler & Koch .45 pistol with lots of bullets, and the paperwork that says I can carry them; out there 'cause my permits are valid and in here 'cause I'm the fucking boss."

He stepped in close to the younger security agent, close enough for him to detect Caesar's subtle cologne. It was a wood scent, he was sure of it. Wood, and weapons-grade testosterone. "You'll also find a flask containing some of the finest mescal you've never had the pleasure of standing this near to. Search the trike, too. You might find a roadmap and some Fritos." The old man did have a fondness for Fritos while traveling. "Ball's in your court, Security Guard. You want to search a man that can fire you, on the spot, with a history of cutting open chingĂłnes that piss him off and bungee jumping with their intestines?"

The novice guard looked like he was going to soil himself and pass out. "Nnn... uh, N'Yes! Um, yes, Sir, Mr. Gonzalez, sir. I, um.. we ah, have to search you. Sir."

Caesar smiled genuinely. His voice picked up to a much more personable tone. "Good. Unless it's by Executive Order, everyone gets searched, no matter how important they think they are. Even me. You'd better get to it."

After a fast but thorough search, Caesar was re-equipped and on premises. An escort showed him to the main security room, where he immediately found a terminal and started running a company-wide search on Gretchen Mortgage LLC under his security clearance. While that was compiling, he uploaded the footage he had taken to the same corner of MSS's intranet, as a readily available backup. He had some searching to do, before returning home for his eventual meeting with the Forensic Tech, Cecily. While pouring over his work for the next hour or so, the elder man flagged down a base level employee, tasking her with two things: Find him a strong cup of coffee, and inform Alicia that her presence is required at the request of her father.
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