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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Gimmick's introductory post should happen today, if you even remember who he is. That's right, it's finally happening. And dorf fort post too.

Was wondering if he was still around. And, oh boy, is it time to have fun losing?

Also, finally got inspiration for a post. Maybe.
ROBOTS WITH FEELINGS

*breathes into paper bag*

ROBOTS WITH FEELINGS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE




ROBOTS THAT GIVE FEELINGS
<Snipped quote by Kho>

I'm sorry, who wrote the Oath of Stilldeath? Was it some hedge-goddess that's been birthing cats and talking with tortoises? Or was it the being who dumped twenty might and made those as great as gods make a voluntary promise in the memory of fallen siblings?! Bitch, you gotta push if you wanna be a pusher!



No bully.


Currently it only has "Belfadingalong", "Lazarus Yo", and "Veshit" in the dropdown bars, and selecting them only prints "cat fuck" to the console. Progress!

Currently it only has "Belfadingalong", "Lazarus Yo", and "Veshit" in the dropdown bars, and selecting them only prints "cat fuck" to the console. Progress!

only prints "cat fuck"

Ya sure?
Someday Belvast shall grow big an strong and be a big old cat man hulk hogan.
@The Irish Tree

You just had to add the "freaky fish guy" reference. :3


NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA KNOOOOOOW
"I don't get what that girl was so upset about. I mean, she's like A- at best..." Maisy finished her rant on how people were "overreacting" to forced entry. Gosh, its like they'd never been blamed for anything. Anyways, Maisy's eyes lit up as she caught the note in her vision, hurriedly reading it. "Mhm Mhm Mhm...definitely. But uh...put it back where you found it. Undisturbed evidence makes it less like we did it." Either way, Maisy delicately held up the note to get a real good look at it, turning it over and sniffing it. "Definitely smells like someone with sweaty palms wrote it. Not the same kind of fishy smell from the rest of the room." she said before placing it back exactly as it was and snapping a picture of it.

Making sure the angle was perfect with two more tries at it, Maisy took a sigh of relief and said: "Alright. Wow, we're awesome! Only took like, Leander's virgin eyes getting scarred once. I'd say our mission was a success! Make sure to grab the note, we're gonna need it to make sure some poor freaky fish guy doesn't get caught up in all this." Pointing out towards the hall, Maisy quickly added: "Less'go before we get busted!" as she dove into her cardboard box for safety, crawling around and out of the room like it was the most natural thing. She was...getting way too into this. Or rather, she was already too into stuff LIKE this.
<Snipped quote by Double Capybara>

Little, naw he gots plenty. Who could stand up against him with an army like this;




Belvast's massive teleporting dong holes
Belvast might poop on his bed an pee on his pillows.


H-He hasn't done that since he was 57! Shuddup!
Maisy beamed as she heard Leander actually agree, and then immediately felt a cold sweat coming on as Megan leaned in and corrected her on that last name. Oh crud. Selective forgetful dyslexia sure was terrible. But hey, at least that was clear! Now in Maisy's mind, Megan had one free shot at calling her Maisy Mc...something. Some mispronunciation. That was fair right?

Regardless, Maisy wrapped her arms around her new temporary best pals' shoulders and pulled them in for a group hug before saying: "Alright! Operation Stalk the entire Light Dorm for Info on the Dark Dorm is in effect!" and then letting the two free of her huggy grasp. Smiling, Maisy curled her left and's index finger and thumb around her chin, rubbing it back and forth. "Lesse...someone who knows Ethel...I'm like, 98% sure that Angelo and her are an item. The other 2% is Ignia..." Pointing at the probably-not-maybe-is-friend of Ethel, Maisy said: "Since Ben says that Wind Dorm's under control from his crew being there, maybe you both should go with Nate and see if anybody has any new info or rumors on Ethel's accident. Hayate, Brooklyn, you two should try and see if anybody else outside of this little circle would be interested in playing detective. Just be careful of weirdos and dark-dormers," Maisy was pretty confident in these sorta "teams", what with Ben and Angelo both being considered pretty approachable, and likely having contacts with other turbo duelists most others wouldn't have. And Ben was definitely getting popular with the ladies. Like, dude had abs on his abs. Mm. Brooklyn statistically was in the top 15% of chicks in the academy with secret admirers, and Hayate had that sort of really cute dorky girl charm about her. No man worth his rocks would pass up on a chance to help out if those two asked.

"And...lemme see...Michelle, Camryn, and Joshua, see if you can get anything out of any of the teachers. Especially some of the more loose-lipped ones. Transformer definitely won't...but if you see any dark dorm students making a mess somewhere, let him know. He's like, scarier than anything ever. Duel Ghouls check under their beds for him." Maisy said as her finishing statement, feeling like she'd done a decent job as self-appointed vice-president. "Onwards, my stealthy buds!" the nosy girl cheered before running out to go off and towards the stairs. No time like the present to get the dirt on people before it got swept up!
@The Irish Tree King Crimson? KING CRIMSON?


Props to whoever gets the reference 8D


I tried real hard not to jojo meme, and someone else did it for me.

Also man, fuck King Crimson. Sticky Fingers is the best stand from part 5.
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