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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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OMG, THIS IS SURREAL. WAIT A MIN

<Snipped quote>VERSES FORESHADOWING VOWZRA'S RETURN TO THE GAP

<Snipped quote>HINTS ON VOWZRA'S VISIONS OF THE TIMELINE

<Snipped quote>HERE WE SEE WHAT VOWZRA MIGHT HAVE SEEN WHEN HE PROPHECISED HIS DEATH

<Snipped quote>VOWZRA WATCHING HIS SIBLINGS MINDLESSLY GOING ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS AND FAILING TO REALISE THE IMPENDING DOOM OF THE UNIVERSE DUE TO THE JVANIC ENTITY

<Snipped quote>HERE VOWZRA IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE THE OTHER GODS REALISE THAT JVAN IS A DANGER TO THEM ALL, BUT THEY DO NOT LISTEN

<Snipped quote>A GLIMPSE OF A FUTURE WHERE JVAN RULES THE WORLD - ALL BEINGS BOW DOWN TO JVAN AND THE ONLY THING REMAINING ARE VOWZRA'S DISREGARDED WORDS.


I feel like Epitaph also works pretty well for Vowzra.

"Between the iron gates of fate
The seeds of time were sown
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known.
Knowledge is a deadly friend
When no one sets the rules.
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools."
Those idiots barely a lock much less a perfect one. What kind of lock lets your opponent special summon with no penalty? :<

Also rekt gg no re scrubs go back to ur mums


They're from the anime, where they're used to people...pfft...NORMAL SUMMONING. Can you BELIEVE those chumps?
@The Irish Tree

*pages through my catalogue of useless side characters*

If you like, you can have Belvast run into Tira and monkey around Alefpria behind Lakshmi's back, or possibly Yulosi (smartass zombie goblin with Australian accent). Honestly I have no idea why Yulosi exists or what she could do (she's made of Bad Advice), but Tira is fun and has some growing up to do.


That goblin zombie reminds me of a companion my Bard/Barbarian had in a D&D campaign. I called him George, and he initially died by shitting himself in fear so hard he fell into a pit of vipers. Came back later as a painting, and was so terrified of my guy that he didn't even try to fight us. We used him as a distraction/loot monkey.

And, probably Tira. As fun as the zombie goblin sounds.

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You could help Sin get back to Xerxes with his goodies.

Belvast don't hang with bullies man. No bully Astarte.
THREE MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT BOIIIIS



Still counts as "today"

Also @Ammokkx I added the dorm to Maisy's cs. This is a good idea, because fuck I can't remember ANYBODY'S dorm.
Maisy puffed her chest out proudly as Haas started to speak, only to sharply exhale as Haas said that her talent was ONLY in underwear. It kinda sounded like someone just punched her in the gut. She was also great at finding out what socks people wore! Letting Haas finish his speech, Maisy had her arms crossed. Maybe if she showed them that newspaper article from middle school they'd believe in her stalking prowess...no wait, that'd make them think she was just a by-the-book reporter. Maisy was frustrated that nobody TRULY understood the amazing thrill of stalking someone for a scoop, sticking to them like glue, and acting like an overly dedicated gumshoe. Lifting her index finger as she meant to spoke, she was cut off at the start by Megan. Oh, that was nice. Someone was actually going along with her idea. Smiling once more in spite of the interruptions, Maisy put her hands on her hips. "Alright! Maisy McKellen and Megan Clarinet are on the case!" she finally said, not remembering Megan's last name. But hey, she was close. Like...6/8 is a passing grade.

Hearing Megan then suggest that they get Leander in on the sneaking, Maisy's eyes lit up. "Yeah! If we have a Light Dorm pal showing us around and we keep a low profile, we can ask anybody we want! We'll just say that we were going to Leander's room to hang out. But...how many Dark Dorm kids are really gonna pick fights with Light Dorm students?" she said all in a long, drawn out breath. Catching said breath once again, Maisy flicked a pen out of her pocket and pushed the pin in on her cheek, her tongue pushed out of her mouth a bit and off to her side as she started writing something on her notebook.

Step 1: Find Dark Dorm info
Step 2: Don't get caught
Step 3: Find Leander's underwear drawer Find a way to sneak around and get info from dark dorm students directly.

That seemed like a good list for now. Clicking her pen shut, Maisy stuffed it back into her pocket. This'd be fun!

I never left, but I am just severely scrapped for ideas for what Belvast could do on his own for now. Because he's too much of a chicken to go check out Vowzra's deathplace, and he has no real good reason to interfere with the Realta until Lif or someone asks him to.
I'll probably get a post up by tomorrow.
I got two things to write up for my classes and that's about it for this slacker.
<Snipped quote by Kho>

"IamthatIamIamthatIamIamthatIamIamthatIam" "IamwhatIamIamwhatIamIamwhatIamIamwhatIam"
"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA" "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"


spin to win motherfuckers
SHIMIMIIIIIIIIIII
@Kho, when you pick the last egg in your fridge to make a delicious omelette and you accidentally drop it



Ironically, I just made myself a delicious omelette two hours ago...WITH YOUR EGG!

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