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Because us lefties know we have more important things to do with our dominate hand. So, use the other hand.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Lunamaria
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my mouse
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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A Fluttershy plush.

SHALL I GO FURTHER?
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The stool my humidifier is sitting on is definitely made of plastic.
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my mouse


Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Lunamaria
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Hidden 11 yrs ago → 11 yrs ago Post by Lunamaria
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A Fluttershy plush.

SHALL I GO FURTHER?


wow, you are really into this

hey dink, does this apply to you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJLKReoQorA

just kidding just kidding :)
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I knocked over my tea cup.

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But it seemed to enjoy the caress immensely.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Hank
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It was my colleague. She smiled at me.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Altered Tundra
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>looks to his right
>nothing's there
>realizes his post will be awkward
>pets air anyways so he's not left out.

"good air - you want a physical form?"
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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Well if I stretch my arm out a little there's a Virizion plush, which is marginally more culturally acceptable than a Fluttershy plush but essentially the same thing.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Dinh AaronMk
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Well if I stretch my arm out a little there's a Virizion plush, which is marginally more culturally acceptable than a Fluttershy plush but essentially the same thing.


No, what's culturally unacceptable is the infamous "Lyra Plushie".
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Sugar and Spite
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>Looks at classmate.
>Does not want to pet the classmate.
>Does it anyways.

He blushed.

Why did he do that?

Why did I do that?!
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by MrSkelton
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Pens aren't very fun to pet.
1x Laugh Laugh
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My wall... It feels cold to the touch, yet the wallpaper feels soft, like flesh. But it is not flesh... not yet...
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>

No, what's culturally unacceptable is the infamous "Lyra Plushie".


Wait... as a show of hands affirmations, how many grown-ass men own plushies in this thread? Like, has society passed me by or something?
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My backpack had nothing to say about it.
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Your mom said she liked it when I touched her there with my right hand.
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I was betting the guy copying my math homework for a few seconds, then he simply looked at me and said "Islamic gommunism" and went back to work.
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Amputee humor time! I reached out my hand and pet my own foot -- was it my right foot, or my left foot?
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