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I do have one question.
*Rolls up my sleeve to show red gashes in a pattern on my arm*
Do you know what this means?

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*gets closer to you*
With that kind of attitude, I might as well hand you over to your mother.

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*ignores the first part of what you say*

Mahogany is the best, I couldn't expect a non-believer to understand.

*chuckles at your D comment*

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*grins*
Oh no. She will be very much alive.

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No.

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Sweet. Ladies first.
*Walks ahead of you, then half-casually, half-awkwardly circles back around to behind you*
I almost did that backwards.

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*My expression shifts*
Lunar, if you don't back off, this is going to become a less than optimal situation.

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Meh. Aesthetics are meaningless to me. Functionality is everything. Is Mahogany more durable? Does it make you waffles? For its price, it better guess lottery numbers for me.

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Sera: listen here. My mother has been dead for years. Either you are really stupid, a meanie whose intent is to use my dead mother to upset me, or, you're a necromancer. Which one is it?

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*Under my breath, but loud enough to hear*
The latter being far too obvious.

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It's literally just wood. For all I care, it might as well be Balsa; they all look the same.

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Totally.

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Big D here, ready to stir up the party.

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I apologize. I won't help this anymore. It will only hurt us if this child is given protection.

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Sera:

You can make a machine out of it that can predict lottery numbers.

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Sera: listen here. My mother has been dead for years. Either you are really stupid, a meanie whose intent is to use my dead mother to upset me, or, you're a necromancer. Which one is it?

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*I walk over and hug you* THANK you. Saves me the trouble of saying it. *Remembers that I'm hugging you and lets go* Uh... Probably in everyone's best interest if we don't tell the MA.

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If you cut me in half, we're not friends anymore.

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I apologize. I won't help this anymore. It will only hurt us if this child is given protection.

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*Looks at it*
Not a clue~

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What if I hurt one of your children?

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That's not accurate.

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No? Aww; I was hoping it was part of this.

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No, it's cool. I like hugs.

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Oh, you'd be hurt. I cannot help a child who shows no respect.

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Uhh... Skipping to Plan C, then.
*My solid white blade appears in my hand from thin air, and Inpiint it entusiastically*
Onward to victory!

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Sera: ....