Awaiting my rolls...
3x Laugh
@Murtox
Here's the promised rerollsRolls
Basic Demographics & Geography
Territory Size:
11. You've got a real big swamp, but fortunately it's only 'bout two inches to yer sister's bed
Population:
About 50. Your people lack the traditional number of grandparents
Urbanization:
11. You live out in the COUNTRY unlike those damn city-dwellin' liberals
Government Type:
11. Your populace turns to Fox News for guidance.
Political Stability:
11. The South will rise again!
Economy
Overall Wealth:
11. Ain't got too many bucks but you do have a Chevy, a John Deere, and a shotgun
Government's Primary Means of Generating Income:
11. Welfare
Technology:
11. Yer workin' on gettin' some o' dat indoor plumbin' after ole Jimmy clogged the old toilet
Agriculture:
11. Out here in the bayous you eat, hunt, piss, and drink friggin' crocodile. Dem scaly bastards sure taste good with a lil' butter. Something about their meat seems to make your peoples' necks turn red, though. Probably China's fault
Natural Resources:
Farm "equipment", shotguns, alligator meat, alligator leather, alligator-claw keychains, moonshine, Trump hats, Confederate flags made in China, used dip
Military
Military Size
11. Your neighborhood's got two shotguns and 10 brain cells
Military Focus
11. Strong emphasis on running them over in your Chevy truck
Military Leadership
11. Your cousin Billy Bob Ray killed his daughter's boyfriend with a shotgun so he's in charge now
Military Reputation
11. Considered too close to be family by family
@Murtox
Here's the promised rerollsRolls
Basic Demographics & Geography
Territory Size:
11. You've got a real big swamp, but fortunately it's only 'bout two inches to yer sister's bed
Population:
About 50. Your people lack the traditional number of grandparents
Urbanization:
11. You live out in the COUNTRY unlike those damn city-dwellin' liberals
Government Type:
11. Your populace turns to Fox News for guidance.
Political Stability:
11. The South will rise again!
Economy
Overall Wealth:
11. Ain't got too many bucks but you do have a Chevy, a John Deere, and a shotgun
Government's Primary Means of Generating Income:
11. Welfare
Technology:
11. Yer workin' on gettin' some o' dat indoor plumbin' after ole Jimmy clogged the old toilet
Agriculture:
11. Out here in the bayous you eat, hunt, piss, and drink friggin' crocodile. Dem scaly bastards sure taste good with a lil' butter. Something about their meat seems to make your peoples' necks turn red, though. Probably China's fault
Natural Resources:
Farm "equipment", shotguns, alligator meat, alligator leather, alligator-claw keychains, moonshine, Trump hats, Confederate flags made in China, used dip
Military
Military Size
11. Your neighborhood's got two shotguns and 10 brain cells
Military Focus
11. Strong emphasis on running them over in your Chevy truck
Military Leadership
11. Your cousin Billy Bob Ray killed his daughter's boyfriend with a shotgun so he's in charge now
Military Reputation
11. Considered too close to be family by family

Are you still accepting nations? If so can I get some rolls? This looks really cool!
