S H I P P E D ! A P P L I C A T I O N

First, middle, last. Maybe mention a few nicknames.

Alright, my name's Harold Alexander Shaw, but my friends just call me Shaw. You know, all two of them. Yes, one of those two may be my sister.

Applicants must be 21 - 28 years old. Feel free to include your birthday!

I'm twenty four, and my birthday's the sixteenth of August.

We're accepting people from all over!

I'm guessing you're asking where I'm from here? If you are, then Scotland. If you really need more information, then its a tiny little village named Crovie, by the sea on the north-eastern side.

Help us get to know you! Maybe even ask a friend or family member to offer an outside opinion, just in case.

Hi! I'm Caitlin, Shaws little sister! I'm actually a little nervous to say this, because if anyone needs a girlfriend, its my brother, and he'll never get one without the kind of forceful help this show will give him, but he can be a little... difficult. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's not mean or anything! It's just that, well, he can be pretty closed off. He's not very good at making friends, and he doesn't usually get excited about anything other than archaeology, or maybe food! Even though he's probably not trying to be, he can seem and act a little too standoffish for his own good. If you can break through his walls though, you'll find someone great! He'll look out for you like a machine, and if you get him started on something about archaeology or palaeontology, you'll get to see him actually get excited! Just watch out for the sarcasm. That'll stay around whether he's friendly or not, and can be brutal.

Are you a seeker of thrills, riding over waves and climbing mountains? Or do you just enjoy collecting stamps? Let us know what makes you happy.

Like what my sister said up there, somewhere between calling me antisocial and standoffish, the things I enjoy the most tend to lie in palaeontology and archaeology. I just love history, from medieval to pre, which I guess came from a childhood love of dinosaurs that never went away. Other than that, I really enjoy both reading and cooking, although I'd never cook for a living, because having to rush it would irritate me.

Do you prefer boys or girls? Maybe swing both ways?

I'm straight. I checked. Accidentally. Do not ask, or I'll sink the boat.

All are welcome on the cruise, aspiring billionaires, photographers and philanthropists alike.

Right now, I'm studying to become an archeologist. I would have been studying to become a palaeontologist first, but sadly I'm terrible at maths, and you need to be pretty good at it to become one.

Why are you seeking to join us on the S.S. Aphrodite?

Cait guilted me into it. It's one of her talents. If not for that, I'd probably be locked away in my study, doing my research and actually enjoying myself. Then again, the money definitely helped.

Do you have a favourite author? A pet duck? We're listening.

We have a cat that mum gave Caitlin before she died, named Aiden. It hates me.

FACECLAIM = Douglas Henshall
Just gonna go with white for my colour.



Can't quite think of a theme song right now. Might add one in later.