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The only furniture I own or care for is dark wood and of the espresso variety.
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Nine times out of ten, I suck at coming up with titles for stories and RPs that aren't fandom. Case and point: the best title I could think of for my most recent 1x1 RP sounds like a cheesy light novel along the lines of "There's No Way My Little Sister Could Be This Cute", "Caught In the Carnage Between My Girlfriend and My Childhood Friend", "He's my brother, but as long as we're in love it shouldn't matter", or "I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me".
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Someone double parked behind me while i was at a bar one night. The Jeep I had at the time had a big brush guard on the front so I just plowed through the fence and onward through somebody's yard to get out.
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Nine times out of ten, I suck at coming up with titles for stories and RPs that aren't fandom. Case and point: the best title I could think of for my most recent 1x1 RP sounds like a cheesy light novel along the lines of "There's No Way My Little Sister Could Be This Cute", "Caught In the Carnage Between My Girlfriend and My Childhood Friend", "He's my brother, but as long as we're in love it shouldn't matter", or "I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me".
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@Chasebloodcrest I'm glad I can entertain. Fun fact: that last one is actually a real title.
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I dropped a grilled cheese sandwich on the floor over two months ago.
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The word socks and the name Briza have the same amount of letters in them.
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I am surrounded by prehistoric relics of the past in my own private collection. Sadly, there are too few.
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I'm not a relationship kind of guy but if I ever marry anyone, they'd have to physically fight me to get a divorce. I'd be like an account bound unique item in an RPG. You can't get rid of me. It'd be a fair fight too. I wouldn't have married you if you can't throw a punch.
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there's this one character I have a love/hate problem with.

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I am married and have four children. My oldest is 13 years of age.
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I've participated in the destruction of three trampolines.
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i once had sex with an african man. it was awesome!
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I am almost immune to malaria
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I have flown through the air, above a thousand feet with no aircraft below me, to either side, in front of me or in back of me; nothing but fresh air and rope. There was a helicopter 100 feet above me and I was attached to a length of rope. It was quite an exhilarating experience.
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Majoraa Oyasumi~

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I relate to Sans in a way.

We're both lazy and have given up on life.
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I have a slight allergy to mushrooms.
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I scowl a lot.
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I was once attached by a dog sustaining four bloodletting injuries; one of which require four stitches.
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I once got hit by a bullet. it passed through my sweater right between my armpits
later that day, my mom asked me why i had two holes through my sweater, and i was shocked
this was before my parents moved away from Afghanistan
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