[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Enarr]

<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

Oh, no! It happened too fast! This is like @Nightrunner's first date all over again.

@Retired

Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

Hider

Damn. I suck.

[Sep]

<Snipped quote by Retired>

Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

Hider

Damn. I suck.

@Nightrunner

Let's not go down the 'Who sucks most with relationships route' cause I'd lose.

KThnxBhai

[Lord Wraith]

<Snipped quote by Retired>

Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

Hider

Damn. I suck.

@Nightrunner

Wait you got the pie without baking it?

I think we might be on the losing side here.

[Master Bruce]

Relationships? What are those?

[Master Bruce]

Is that part of this whole "going outside" thing I keep hearing about and fear?

[Lord Wraith]

Is that part of this whole "going outside" thing I keep hearing about and fear?

@Master Bruce

Not anymore it ain't

[Sep]

So unless anyone has any objections, I'll be working on a Hulk sheet for when @Master Bruce finally delivers the killing blow.

[Retired]

<Snipped quote by Retired>

Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

Hider

Damn. I suck.

@Nightrunner

Four "girlfriends" minus two hands leave you with a blow-up doll, and a girl in Canada whom none of your friends have ever met and is always unable to visit.

The whole no actual dates thing makes complete sense.

[Master Bruce]

Might wanna get a headstart.

On that and Iris' eulogy.

[Lord Wraith]

<Snipped quote by Nightrunner>

Four "girlfriends" minus two hands leave you with a blow-up doll, and a girl in Canada whom none of your friends have ever met and is always unable to visit.

The whole no actual dates thing makes complete sense.

@Retired

Does she live in Vancouver? Is her name Alberta? Does she suck like a Hoover?

[Retired]

<Snipped quote by Retired>

Does she live in Vancouver? Is her name Alberta? Does she suck like a Hoover?

@Lord Wraith

I knew you, of all people, would understand the reference.

[Sep]

<Snipped quote by Nightrunner>

Four "girlfriends" minus two hands leave you with a blow-up doll, and a girl in Canada whom none of your friends have ever met and is always unable to visit.

The whole no actual dates thing makes complete sense.

@Retired

On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

@Master Bruce It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?

[Retired]

<Snipped quote by Retired>

On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

@Sep

That sucks. Hopefully, the booked flights weren't a complete waste.

[Enarr]

<Snipped quote by Retired>

On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

@Master Bruce It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?

@Sep

I almost hit the laugh button before halting my finger, wishing instead for an "oh my God" that sucks so bad button. I feel your pain, bro.

[Lord Wraith]

<Snipped quote by Retired>

On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

@Master Bruce It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?

@Sep

Wasn't that Henry's game with Superman's eulogy?

[Sep]

<Snipped quote by Sep>

That sucks. Hopefully, the booked flights weren't a complete waste.

@Retired

I thankfully got it for cheap, and ended up spending the time in Europe instead. Really caught my zen in the Alps, the whole thing had me pretty on edge for a bit.

Sure I spoke to one of the people here about it.

<Snipped quote by Sep>

Wasn't that Henry's game with Superman's eulogy?

@Lord Wraith

I can't remember. You were there.

[Lord Wraith]

I can't remember. You were there.

@Sep

Was I Flash?

[Master Bruce]

@Master Bruce It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?

@Sep

...

Okay, real talk, I've been agonizing for a few years over not coming up with a suitable "Ultimate" synonym for a DC Universe similar to Ultimate Marvel. And I'm now legit pissed that I never once thought of "Absolute DC".

_{I'mma steal it from Wraith for something}

[Lord Wraith]

I'mma steal it from Wraith for something

@Master Bruce

[Sep]

<Snipped quote by Sep>

Was I Flash?

@Lord Wraith

I can't remember.

Wait, it was like one of the first games I played with you guys.