Altered Tundra

Google Picture War

@Crimson Raven

RPguild Ranked Tournement (Altered Tundra vs Vordak)

@Vordak
I'll take that as a compliment. :D

Google Picture War

@Loud Angry Dead

Google Picture War

FUS ROH DAH!

@Loud Angry Dead

What Is The Avatar Above Thinking?

"Should I take a shit now or wait until later?"

Google Picture War

<Snipped quote by UnlosingRanger>

Half of that didn't make any sense.

yeahdon'tread

Also, being bigger than a galaxy would be so horrendously massive that any kind of 'speed' would tear itself apart. That and black holes, suns, and all that other matter wouldn't simply 'ping' off something like it were just some space dust. It would also tear holes and gaping tears into something so large. Being as big as a solar system is insanely massive, and spacedust and comets and asteroids would damage the surface of the ship- or its shields- massively. Add in super speed and a system-sized item, a small asteroid would be more like an 76mm APCR round to a WWII tank. There are speeds that something can go that would annihilate anything in its path, including whatever is moving that fast.

Size doesn't mean crap. A blackhole is something that was so dense that it created a massive gravity field, and became something else- something completely understandable. And in theory, a blackhole is really just a superdense marble or something, in comparison to our planets.

Hence why I dislike anime- a complete and total disregard for all things known.

<Snipped quote by Ryuzaki>

Pfft
Nothing compared
could match this

@WilsonTurner

BURN BABY BURN!

RPG, What did you eat last?

Oatmeal.

NARUTO: Road to Ninja [ARC 3] Buy it now and get a second punt free!

Jaakuna Sawada, The Sundance Kid

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When everyone was ready, Fujitora-sensei signaled their readiness as he would bang on the steel door three times. It took about a minute before someone would actually appear. As the door would open, a big guy, definitely obese, appeared in the doorway. This man was like the guys out of those Yakuza movies that served as bouncers. Jaakuna gulped in slight nervousness as he followed Fujitora and the fat dude. As they would head on some path, they arrived at an elevator. They’d enter and within seconds, they’d arrive at their destination. It was some kind of fighting pits of some sort. Jaakuna could hear the chaotic yells from multiple people that surrounded it. Some were on the ground floors and some were above on concrete cabins. Added to that, the stench in the air from the multiple drugs was almost as bad as the shady figures that Jaakuna had to assume were present. Jaakuna thought it would be at least a comfortable odor, but he was dead wrong.

Thankfully for Jaakuna, he and the others were led at least somewhat away from the stench as the bouncer led them down a few levels of the downward tower-styled architecture that the place had. They’d continue until they were stopped by a very oddly-dressed man. He had hair that was unusually spiked high and dressed as if he was a slut of some kind. A sports bra-like top and tight yet flexible shorts that came to a stop at mid-thigh. There was a short discussion before a black coin was given to each of them. Jaakuna took a moment to examine the coin and he noticed a ‘B’ engraving on it. Jaakuna shrugged it off. It didn’t matter all that much.

When that oddly-dressed man left, Fujitora led the team up to the concrete cabin that was assigned. The journey there was quick as it was only a few set of stairs until they were at it. Even from when they first entered, Jaakuna had estimated that the actual feel of the ‘watchbox’ wasn’t anything special. All that it seemed to be was a little area where spectators could watch the fights. Jaakuna looked down and saw two people already in the process of finishing their fight. He took notice to their build and they were nice and bulky. They made Jaakuna look like a fucking toothpick. Even Shin looked like a scrawny little twat compared to them. He continued watching on as one of the men decapitated the other with a kunai knife. Jaakuna let out a low whistling sound.

“Shit man, they aren’t playing are they?” Jaakuna causally went to take a seat. Just as he did, Fujitora said that Shin was up first. Jaakuna released a slight laugh, but he looked at Shin. “Knock em’ dead,” Jaakuna gave Shin a simple nod. “I expect you to win. Can’t go dying without us fighting.” Jaakuna gave him the most serious of looks.

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Rin Reikan, Little Ice Minx

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When Megumi explained how exactly they were flying, Rin cracked a smile. “So, you’re the adpotive-daughter of the Tsuchikage, huh?” Rin echoed Megumi. “It makes sense. I heard those Iwa shinobi can use some technique that allowed them to fly. “ Rin had to admit it to herself. It was a very handy technique.

Quickly, Megumi switched the topic from how they were able to fly like her to the mission at hand. Rin’s smile was gone. She had a look of stern seriousness on her face as Megumi would explain that the most important thing was to ensure the success of the mission. She would include that, within the Land of Iron there were monsters and other likeminded creatures. And of course, as if one didn’t know this already, there were Samurais. Though, from Megumi’s tone, she said it as if it were unknown to the rest of the world. They’re the ones who mostly inhabit the Land of Iron. Regardless, Rin was solely focused on the completion of this mission.

“Are you kidding? I’m a fucking terrific actor!” Rin yelled out as she proceeded to pass up Mia and Geichi and became the closest to following Megumi. Rin, for some reason, had a rather big grin on her face. Perhaps it was the excitement from the mission or maybe it was something else entirely.

NARUTO: Road to Ninja [ARC 3] Buy it now and get a second punt free!

@Angel Eyes Paneru should just go the extra mile and get a sex change lel.

NARUTO: Road to Ninja [ARC 3] Buy it now and get a second punt free!

Jaakuna Sawada, The Sundance Kid

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Jaakuna agreed. Paneru really wasn’t the type to fight in this illegal fighting ring. Jaakuna even remembered Paneru leaving the warehouse a few weeks ago during that unofficial mission, so for him to be in another fight with little chance of escaping indeed wasn’t favorable for Paneru. Fujitora-sensei seemed to agree as well as he assigned Paneru to utilize his medical ninjutsu skills to heal Shin and Jaakuna in-between fights.

Just before they were about to head out, Fujitora singled out Paneru and Jaakuna, who he seemed to dub “Hideyoshi Jr.” That lit an anger in Jaakuna. In what universe do I and Hideyoshi look like twins? Jaakuna huffed, but he bit his tongue in fear of feeling the wrath of Fujitora. He’s heard how the guy can be when confronted with insubordination. Hideyoshi has warned Jaakuna about him, so the latter did not say anything that would get him his ass beat.

“Fine, whatever,” Jaakuna said with a half-sleepish attitude.

Jaakuna proceeded to take his hair out of the single-knotted ponytail it was in and used his hands to move around his hair so parts of it were sticking up as if he had just awoken. Though it mainly kept its silky touch, there was a sense of masculinity that oozed from Jaakuna. It wasn’t as much as Shin -- the dude was the personification of being manly -- but it was still enough so that Jaakuna didn’t have his model-like appearance.

The walk along, Jaakuna had reached into his bag, and pulled out Instant Nail Polish Removal. It was handy for Jaakuna to have on his person. It wasn’t like most which one would have to apply it to each, individual nail. This one came in the form of a dust-like material. All Jaakuna would have to do is apply one sprinkle and the polish was gone. And that was exactly what Jaakuna did. First on his right hand and then the left hand. All Jaakuna would have to do was shake his hands just a bit and the nail polish was gone, revealing the pinkish-white shade that all fingernails have.

As Jaakuna did all of that, he would hear Fujitora speak about how he wouldn’t be able to interfere or intervene in their fights as it could very well compromise and/or ruin the mission. Jaakuna understood that and it made sense. Fujitora would also state that because of the dangerous nature of the mission that they would have to rely less on their powers and more on their taijutsu prowess.

“No worries for me. Have you seen how awesome I am with Taijutsu?” Jaakuna confidently boasted.

As they arrived, Fujitora stopped and then turned to his team to ask them if they still wanted to go along with this. Jaakuna stood there himself silent for a minute. He didn’t have to think about it, but he just looked at shin and Paneru. He wasn’t sure what they were going to say, but after a minute(maybe not even that), Jaakuna spoke, “of course I am. Let’s get this show on the road.” Jaakuna said, proceeding to walk forward as he proved what he just said.

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Rin Reikan, Little Ice Minx

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Blue? What the fuck?

It was safe to say that Rin wasn’t really all that fond of her nickname by the supposed jounin that she, Geichi, and the new one, Mia Uchiha have been assigned. Not only was she weird as fuck, but she looked like someone who just crawled out of some hippy hole. Seriously, she has that lax-like attitude that usually came with hippies.

Added to the nickname, Rin still got a little spooked by the way that Megumi was talking. That passive-aggressive tone she had really put a sense of fear into Rin. Not as bad as her father or oldest brother, Rex, but definitely within the top ten. Rin didn’t know if it was the tone of voice she took when she made those subtle threats or if it was the way she said it in the calmness that emitted from her eyes. Either way, Rin knew that she couldn’t fuck up this mission for no reason whatsoever.

As Rin would follow Megumi, she took a step out. She must have taken a bit of a step as she was still in the air. Rin looked down and saw that she was much higher than normal. “Okay what’s going on?” Rin spoke lowly to herself. She then looked around her and she could hear Geichi say something about flying. “What the--” And that’s when it hit her like a ton of bricks. “Holy shit, we really are flying!” An ecstatic tone came from Rin’s voice as she was both excited as all hell and a little freaked that she was able to fly.

Rin tried to get a handle of how exactly this flying thing worked. She had seen it on the cartoons so many times, but she never thougth she‘d be like those from the Land of Earth who could fly. Still, even as she was trying to fix her body midair, she noticed that it was harder than it seemed. Simply getting the body to get into position seemed to be the first half. The second half was being able to gain speed flying. Rin was obviously having trouble with the former. About a minute of finding the right position, she found that putting her arms in front of her and her legs straight was the best option for her.

So, after being able to get into the right position and eventually getting the hang of that flying thing, Rin caught up to her teammates. “I’d like to know how we’re doing flying as well, Megumi-sensei.” She said in an elevated tone as the wind was sort of pressing against her face.