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Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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I like your chara, @AgentFallenSoul. Even though sad there are no original jutsu, it's still a really well-rounded character.

Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



The golden chakra particles of the Sawada’s famed Star Release started to glow rapidly as Jaakuna became enveloped in it. His blonde hair shined even brighter with it surrounding him and his emerald eyes also had a certain gleam to them. This was the very obvious sign that the Meteor Jutsu was activated and Jaakuna had started to levitate above the edge of the ledge on the balcony. Just a she was one inch from the ground, Jaakuna felt something in his leg, specifically some kind of sharp pain ran through his body.

He looked down and the first thing that Jaakuna saw was a sharp knife-like weapon pierced through his leg and he saw blood on the tip of the blade. It was his blood.

And next came Jaakuna’s screams.

Seeing what was happening, Jaakuna reacted instinctively as his entire body came crashing to the balcony as his hands held his knee. Screams of agony escaped his already grunting mouth, but Jaakuna’s mind was solely focused on what Miyaka had said about his family. Or rather, how she threatened them. Through all the fits of pain and torment his leg was going through, Jaakuna willed himself to become vertical, leaning against the balcony edge as his arms supported his limping frame.

“Do your worst.” Jaakuna stared sternly at Miyaka, eyes filled with rage, but he held his tongue for the most part. “But know this," Jaakuna hopped closer to Miyaka being just mere inches away from her face, “When I heal from my injuries and if I see you again after this mission, I will end you.” He said sharply, “You will rue the day you crossed the Sawada Clan cause there are more of us out there, not just in this village, but of course you don’t care for that, do you?“ Jaakuna simply sighed, eyes changing focus.“ So I won’t bother telling you.” Jaakuna said, ending his speech there.

Leaning back against the balcony, Jaakuna took his attention to Tsukiko and Daiki who were in the midst of some physical argument. He inhaled and exhaled deeply. “Whenever you’re ready, Tsukiko-sama and Takeshi-san.” Jaakuna informed her in an elevated voice. He was ready for the breaking of his legs and the interrogation from Takeshi that would soon follow.



Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


Through several things happening at once, it seemed that Rin was stuck with dumb bitch. Her powers were odd for a pirate and she had a big mouth. Hearing the woman speak about cursed Kekkei Genkai’s instantly reminded Rin of Yamato and how those Minamoru’s hate people with Kekkei Genkai. All that just made Rin laugh.

“You know, you remind me of someone I have mixed feelings about,” Rin smirked as she weaved hand seals, “I’m still going to knock your teeth in until you or any one of your other cohorts tell us what we need to know,” Rin said.

Lunging forward, Rin weaved hand seals and then she inhaled and exhaled deeply, producing a gust of chakra-infused wind from her belly. The wind would have the potential strength to knock the pirate lady a good few yards away, which would allow Rin to execute stage two of her attack if it wasn’t dodged or overpowered. Knowing that teleportation power, it was probably going to be the former rather than the latter.
@SoleAccord If you want a post, then...

@Alina It's an okay song. I really didn't get into it though, just not my cup of tea, ya know?

6/10

Medication - Silverstein - Rescue
Heat Of The Battle - Shio Sagisu - Black Original Soundtrack I
City of Ocala - A Day To Remember - Common Courtesy
Sink Or Swim - Falling In Reverse - The Drug In Me Is You
The Crowing - Coheed And Cambria - In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth 3
We're Talking About Practice - Chiodos - Devil
Sleep With One Eye Open - Bring Me The Horizon - Suicide Season
Risk It All - Eyeshine - Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight
Does Everyone In The World Have To Die - Hollywood Undead - Day of the Dead
Alone - Eyeshine - My Paper Kingdom

Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid
@Savato


There he was sitting on the curve of the sidewalk for everyone to see. The great Sundance Kid of the Sawada Clan, arrested for god-knows what. He could feel the looks of disappointment by everyone who was either told to step back away from "the crime scene" or those who were just passing by, whispering to the person that they were traveling with. Jaakuna tried to not show his anger at them, so he just smirked while he sat on the sidewalk as the Jonin that were handling the situation decided what to do with him.

Just sitting there, Jaakuna wondered how much time had actually passed since all of this shit had transpired. This is sure taking a long ass time. If they’re going to haul me downtown, they should just do it already and stop waiting around like a bunch of stupid idiots. When he was lost in thought, Jaakuna happened to look up and he saw dots of yellow come from the sky.

”Hm? As they were about ten feet away from the ground, Jaakuna noticed it more intently that they were coming for him. On complete instinct, Jaakuna rolled to the side, the yellow paintballs splashing on the ground. “Fucking hell, that bitch is trying my patience.” In the same moment he said that, the jonin’s freed Jaakuna. Seemed that they finally decided that he didn’t need to get arrested after all. “Well, about time.” Jaakuna wasn’t grateful at all. Even as they uncuffed him when Jaakuna got him, the blonde was solely fixated on the bitch who tried to paint him a new color.

Without even a single word to the Jonin, Jaakuna proceeded to scale the hotel building by focusing his chakra on the soles of his feet. It was a very common skill that all shinobi with even a decent grasp of Chakra Control could do. Running as fast as he could, Jaakuna was able to reach the floor where the cuntbitch was at. He had one thing on his mind and one thing only: to tell her off.

As he got on the ledge, Jaakuna hopped over it and was now on the balcony. His eyes were directly at the bitch. “Okay, missy I’ve had it with you. First you give us some stupid-as-fuck nicknames and treat us like we’re some kind of servant only here for your entertainment. If that wasn’t bad enough, you almost had me arrested and I don’t even want to know what you’re having Takeshi do.” Jaakuna wasn’t going to hold back for anyone’s sake, “So, you know what? Fuck you and fuck this mission. I’d rather get no money than get it from your spoiled bank account.” Jaakuna said, turning his back on the little bitch and jumping on the ledge. He then activated Ryusei(Meteor), his golden chakra surrounding him and he prepared to take flight for home. As he would, however, he would still be in earshot of anything anyone would say.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx
@Masaki Haruna


A lot of shit happened and not a lot of time for anyone to react.

While Sentou had used a lightning-based jutsu aided with smoke bombs to add cover to whatever was going to happen next. Rin didn’t understand, but she went with the flow and followed the exhibitionist’s lead. Before she could, however, Rin heard Sentou warn her and Rin’s head turned behind her. There was an incoming attack and Rin didn’t have enough time to react. She was going to get hit.

Fuck, no time. I’m going to get hit..

Rin was panicking, but just as the woman’s attack was a mere three inches away form her face, Rin noticed some kind of orange material rising from the ground. Rin didn’t understand it at first, but the orange material allowed her time to jump away from harm.

As Rin got a good five or six feet away, she then noticed that what she saw was actually the doing of Shin and that orange material she saw quickly rising up from the ground was part of the Maru Clan’s famed and unique Orange Crystal Release. “I guess you’re not totally useless after all.” Rin said to Shin. It was her way of saying “thank you.”

As Rin looked in front of her, the smoke from Sentou’s thrown smoke bombs were still in effect, so they hid her actual location from the enemy pirates. Added to that, it seemed Shin would handle the one that tried to attack Rin, so the Ice Minx would then try to focus on the actual mission at hand, which was to melt all of the ice, but Rin didn’t know how to exactly do that. She wasn’t necessarily a user of fire. Unless her own Ice Release could do that, she was at a crossroads.
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow - Silverstein - Arrivals & Departures
A Devil For Me - Black Veil Brides - Sex & Hollyowod
From God's Perspective - Bo Burnham - what.
Young - Hollywood Undead - Swan Songs
Another Song About The Weekend(acoustic) - A Day To Remember - Attack of the Killers[b-sides]
Sexy Drug - Falling In Reverse - Just Like You
the World - Nightmare - the World
Levitate - Hollywood Undead - American Tragedy
November - Silverstein - When Broken Is Easily Fixed
Deja Vu - Sleeping With Sirens - Feel
@Hero weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

But seriously, whenever you come back, am willing to continue the rp. <3
Caleb and ???


Whatever was happening around and outside of the palace seemed to be having a direct effect on the inside as the walls were starting to crumble away. The ceilings were starting to come down on the massive structure as one passageway at a time started to be blocked by the beige-colored stone that made up the Palace’s interior. Each corner Caleb took a turn on seemed to show the effects of the explosion.

“No doubt that this is his doing,” Caleb was sure his Uncle Nomis was behind this, but why did he do it? Was he that desperate to secure some type of victory or was there some other reason why he resorted to destroying the Empire’s own factory? Caleb could ask himself so many questions, but at the end of the day, the walls were falling apart around him and the ceiling slowly caved in the lower levels. That meant less time for Caleb to even have a chance for him to find his parents.

As he turned corner after corner, Caleb had to find alternative routes through the palace. It would only be until he found himself near one of the basement entrances that he came to a view of his parents. There, he saw a tall mocha-skinned male with white hair and red eyes, holding two twin swords. The other was a purple-haired female built modestly who had twin daggers in her hands while her body was encased in a redwood shell-like armor. Caleb had found them. He found his parents.

“I fou--”

Before Caleb could even finish that sentence, he found his mouth being covered by a black glove while his waist was being gripped by a similar glove. He tried to look behind him, but the grip on him was so tight that he couldn’t move. It only took one second, but Caleb was gone from any sight as he and some stranger disappeared in a Portal of Darkness to parts unknown.



Cerden and Flora


As the respective fights continued on, the quakes got louder and louder and more frequent. Both Cerden and Flora felt it as their respective opponents soon became distracted from it. That was their chance to made a hasty retreat. If the two of them kept at their fight, who knew what would happen? Flora was nearing her limit as her Redwood Armor was starting to fade. Even if she had the two daggers of her in her hand, there was still the fact that the Tattered Figures were stronger than she had originally thought.

Cerden and Flora, using the quakes and eventual crashing down of chunks of stone on the tattered figures, they made their retreat. Both of them ran in the opposite direction of the basement entrance. Whatever was happening, they did not want to stay around to be caved in by the crumbling palace.

It only took a few minutes for them to finally make their way out of the palace and just outside the main gate. They had arrived outside just in time see the T.R.I.D.E.N.T. Warship bringing in some odd cube that strangely resembled the Factory Core.

“That isn’t..”
“It seems so.”
“Shit.”

They were right. Nomis seemed to be taking the Core with him. Figure if he couldn’t protect it, then take it and fuck what would become of the Factory. It made sense when one thought about it. The factories could just be rebuilt, but the Cores -- the very sole reason for the Empire building the factories in the first place -- are the most important asset that they have. That must be preserved at all costs, even that of their own creation.

As their eyes were glued to what was happening with the core, developments took place. Whatever kind of pulling force was bringing the core to the ship seemed to be either combed with or replaced with something, but on the instant that it did, Flora recognized it instantly. It was hard for her not to. The appearance of it, the way its sparks shot out to the ground and the sky. It was no mistaking it.

“That’s Dominic’s Lightning..” Flora’s heart began to sink deep down.
“Are you sure?” Cerden knew she was right about it, but he didn’t want to fully believe it until he got confirmation.
“I know my brother and his unique powers.” Flora said sternly as she looked to Cerden, “That’s his power. That’s his lightning.” Her worst fears were confirmed, “they didn’t get out.” Her tone went low.

Cerden didn’t know what to say. He wanted to offer up some words of comfort, but what good would that do? With the slight of that vile darkness mixed with Dominic’s Crimson Lightning, words wouldn’t do nothing for her right now. Nothing would. All Cerden could do was stay silent as they saw Dominic’s powers being used for evil and watch the ship slowly ascend to the sky as it prepared to depart from Agrabah.
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