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4 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Lol can't believe this is a serious question. Of course I still read books after I roleplay. Roleplaying and reading books has almost nothing to do with each other imo. Doing one or the other doesn't affect my ability to do one or the other. If anything, reading books helps me get back into any kind of groove that I might have lost, be it cause of writer's block or whatever.

Jaakuna Sawada, The Sundance Kid



Assaulting you? The fuck is this guy on? I barely even touched him.

Jaakuna just about had it with not only this guy, but the cunt that got him into this mess. Everything that went wrong was under her clever and very evil, planning. Jaakuna didn't know exactly what her plan was, whether it was to just cause mayhem for the people that were hired to protect her or to test out how long they could survive following the orders of some spoiled brat. Either way, Jaakuna was in deep shit(for the most part, anyway), and he had all of but two choices. One, he could surrender like a good citizen and perhaps get a little off his plate for cooperating. Or two, he could do what he's known for and fight the shitface trying to arrest him.

Looking around, Jaakuna also considered all options including an escape route and he saw none that would actually lead to his freedom. Plus, he'd probably get into even worse trouble if he tried anything. "Fuck it, jail is looking like better company than the cunt up there." Jaakuna sighed. He really didn't want to go jail or at the very least, the police station for a second time in the same week, but it couldn't be helped, it seemed.

Jaakuna held his hands out as he waited for the guy to cuff him up properly. "Do be gentle. I need my face intact for dinner tonight." Jaakuna smugly smiled, looking as calm as he could, even if that smile was a facade.


Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


Frozen land everywhere. Rin felt as if she was at home. Being a Hyoton-user, the feeling of coldness that came from the ice was a welcomed feeling. Granted, she wished she wasn't here to begin with, but Rin still had a certain feeling of home as she was surrounded by the frozen wasteland. As Sentou tried to melt the ice with her fire jutsu, Rin kind of laughed. "You stupid idiot. Do you not know that chakra-infused ice cannot be melted by simple fire jutsu?" Rin said rather rudely, "It's what makes the Ice Release so powerful. It is able to withstand fire release techniques that are equal strength and even some of slightly higher than that." Rin spoke with such confidence in her voice.

As Rin heeded what SEntou said, she suddenly heard a gunshot-like noise sound off. Instantly -- and with her team -- she jumped to higher ground to avoid any damage from whatever came from that shot. As the smoke cleared from the cannon shot, Rin looked down to the lower level of the ground and she saw some blonde in a rather revealing outfit holding a sword. "Shit, we got company." Rin said referring to the blonde down below.
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Yes cause god-forbid actually allow shit to happen that wasn't in yours or Pierce's grand scheme of things.

Either way, working on a post for all five of my characters right now. :)

Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



"What fucking law? Last I checked, having an unzipped jacket isn't breaking any."

To the best of Jaakuna's knowledge, there wasn't any laws he was breaking. If this guy really wanted to stretch it, then he could probably bring Jaakuna in for some kind of Indecent Exposure bullshit, but that would be abusing his power. Then again, based on the way the guy was looking at Jaakuna, it seemed that's what exactly he was about to do.

And then the cunt spoke.

Fuck. Jaakuna knew in that very moment that one of two things were going to happen. The guy here would tell the bitch to butt out of 'Official Shinobi Busniess' or he would take her word for it and book Jaakuna on phony drug charges. Jaakuna was hoping silently that it was the former. He did not want to go back to jail espeically since the first time was a complete misunderstanding. He knew that if it happened again, he was looking at another couple of days due to some idiot's 'misunderstanding' of the situation.

Just standing there, Jaakuna looked at his surroundings. Slowly, there was a crowd gathering around them. What was even worse, it seemed that one of his hands were cuffed. Jaakuna could press his luck and used some of his capoeria moves to possibly get away, but that most likely would make his situation even worse. The only alternative was surrender peacefully. He knew the kind of cuffs on him. They were those new Uchiha Chakra Suppression Handcuffs. They were able to seal in chakra of the one using them. The trick about them, however, was that they needed to be locked on both hands in order for them to work, as Jaakuna could still feel his chakra flowing through his tenketsu points in the hand that was already cuffed.

Why is it always me? Jaakuna simply sighed as he looked to the guy who had him half-cuffed.




Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


Even though she was distracted by that hunk of beef in front of her, Rin was able to multitask. Her eyes were on his body while her ears took in all of the information he gave about the mission, even the bit about the seaweed. So, they're some kind of gill-making shit? Interesting. It was indeed interesting as now Rin finally knew exactly what the seaweed was for.

As Hiro would explain the contents of the mission, Rin bit her lip with her thumb inbetween them. “Yukigakure huh? Okay, should be easy I guess.” Rin murmured as Hiro explained that the msision was a high-stealth one and that they would be going underwater. And that they should beware of pirates. Rin laughed a little out loud on the mention of the pirates. “Pirates ain’t shit.” Rin chuckled as if the thought of Pirates were nothing.

When Hiro was finished, he asked if there were any questions from the lot. “No questions here. Let’s just get it done so I can be home in time for dinner.” Rin said , looking to Sentou with a smirk.
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
To echo what@Hank said:

out with the old and in with the new.


So we can't flip it but we can destroy it




Good luck trying to destroy this. MOO HAHA MOO HAHA


Personnel files.

Access only by security personnel with a C3 clearance.

Full Name
...

Alias
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Age
14+

Gender
Male or Female?

Birthplace
Konohagakure?

Bloodline
...

Rank
Chūnin??


Psych. report.
Medical secrecy applies.
Personality
Explain in 1-3 paragraphs

History
>.<

Family ties
???

Dreams and fears
What?

Combat reports.
Gathered from evaluation reports after missions.

Fighting style
Explain.

Ninja techniques

Jutsu

S-Rank Techniques

A-Rank Techniques

B-Rank Techniques


C-Rank Techniques


Raiton: Hiraishin(Lightning Release: Lightning Rod)

D-Rank Techniques


Custom Jutsu

Name of Technique:Ball Of Lightning
Type of Jutsu: Ninjutsu
Classification: Offensive
Rank: C
Range: short to mid
Nature Type: Raiton
Handseals:
Description: The user releases lightning chakra from their tenketsu in their palm and then uses Shape Transformation to turn it into a spherical shape, with random sparks of electricity striking within a two meter circumference . The user can either throw the sphere at an opponent or use it in a similar fashion as the Chidori. If the former, the sphere will, if the target is hit, will cause an electric shot to be sent through their body. If the latter, a similar effect will happen, only slightly stronger than if thrown.


Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



I knew this wouldn't be easy.

Ideally, Jaakuna would prefer this guy to just say "it wasn't me, sorry" or something that wouldn't incite some kind of confrontational response on Jaakuna's end. And yet, as this guy pointed out that his clothing style was giving people the "creeps" Jaakuna felt a certain urge to punch this guy's lights out just for that comment alone. However, it wouldn't be until what he did next that warrented a verbal response from JAakuna.

"Do you have no idea who I am!?" Jaakuna yelled at the brown-haired guy, "I'm Jaakuna Sawada, a Chunin-level Shinobi of the Leaf and little brother to Konoha's North Star, Hideyoshi Sawada. You don't want to make an enemy of me, you fucking shit." Jaakuna said. Jaakuna had then proceeded to put a hand on the man's shoulder and turning him around. "Now you apologize to ME for interrupted official Shinobi business, you fucking asshole."

Whether what Jaakuna just did was helping his situation or hurting it wasn't obvious to Sundance, but deep down in his gut, he had a feeling that he was about to find out exactly which it was.


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