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4 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Bitch please.

Your New Twin-Sized Bed - Death Cab For Cutie - Narrow Stairs
My Blue Heaven - TakingBackSunday - Louder Now
Wake The Dead - The Used - Lies For The Liars
Radio Friendly Song - Jon Lajole - I Kill People
Deciding So Blindly - Eyeshine - Like Yesterday
Ten Lovers - The Black Keys - Turn Blue
Goodbye Agony - Black Veil Brides - Black Veil Brides IV
Give Em' Hell Kid - My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
Bad Company - Five Finger Death Punch - Purgatory[Tales From The Pit]
Pull Me Under - Dream Theater - Images And Words
"I am your god. Now, give me your lunch money."
In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
@Mahz
I have a little suggestion for the profile pages. What if the tabs that contain the Trophies, Visitor Messages, and Recent posts are at the top of the page instead of the bottom? Those kinds of things have always seemed better fitted at teh top of any profile page, wouldn't you agree?
@Mortimer That is such a classic song. I give it my highest nostalgia rating I ever give. 8/10




Pray For Death by Body Count
Working on a different hair style. This is the first step. When finished, the whole left side of my hair will be shaved off. Sorry for the bad quality. My webcam sucks ass.

I like your chara, @AgentFallenSoul. Even though sad there are no original jutsu, it's still a really well-rounded character.

Jaakuna Sawada, Sundance Kid



The golden chakra particles of the Sawada’s famed Star Release started to glow rapidly as Jaakuna became enveloped in it. His blonde hair shined even brighter with it surrounding him and his emerald eyes also had a certain gleam to them. This was the very obvious sign that the Meteor Jutsu was activated and Jaakuna had started to levitate above the edge of the ledge on the balcony. Just a she was one inch from the ground, Jaakuna felt something in his leg, specifically some kind of sharp pain ran through his body.

He looked down and the first thing that Jaakuna saw was a sharp knife-like weapon pierced through his leg and he saw blood on the tip of the blade. It was his blood.

And next came Jaakuna’s screams.

Seeing what was happening, Jaakuna reacted instinctively as his entire body came crashing to the balcony as his hands held his knee. Screams of agony escaped his already grunting mouth, but Jaakuna’s mind was solely focused on what Miyaka had said about his family. Or rather, how she threatened them. Through all the fits of pain and torment his leg was going through, Jaakuna willed himself to become vertical, leaning against the balcony edge as his arms supported his limping frame.

“Do your worst.” Jaakuna stared sternly at Miyaka, eyes filled with rage, but he held his tongue for the most part. “But know this," Jaakuna hopped closer to Miyaka being just mere inches away from her face, “When I heal from my injuries and if I see you again after this mission, I will end you.” He said sharply, “You will rue the day you crossed the Sawada Clan cause there are more of us out there, not just in this village, but of course you don’t care for that, do you?“ Jaakuna simply sighed, eyes changing focus.“ So I won’t bother telling you.” Jaakuna said, ending his speech there.

Leaning back against the balcony, Jaakuna took his attention to Tsukiko and Daiki who were in the midst of some physical argument. He inhaled and exhaled deeply. “Whenever you’re ready, Tsukiko-sama and Takeshi-san.” Jaakuna informed her in an elevated voice. He was ready for the breaking of his legs and the interrogation from Takeshi that would soon follow.



Rin Reikan, Ice Minx


Through several things happening at once, it seemed that Rin was stuck with dumb bitch. Her powers were odd for a pirate and she had a big mouth. Hearing the woman speak about cursed Kekkei Genkai’s instantly reminded Rin of Yamato and how those Minamoru’s hate people with Kekkei Genkai. All that just made Rin laugh.

“You know, you remind me of someone I have mixed feelings about,” Rin smirked as she weaved hand seals, “I’m still going to knock your teeth in until you or any one of your other cohorts tell us what we need to know,” Rin said.

Lunging forward, Rin weaved hand seals and then she inhaled and exhaled deeply, producing a gust of chakra-infused wind from her belly. The wind would have the potential strength to knock the pirate lady a good few yards away, which would allow Rin to execute stage two of her attack if it wasn’t dodged or overpowered. Knowing that teleportation power, it was probably going to be the former rather than the latter.
@SoleAccord If you want a post, then...

@Alina It's an okay song. I really didn't get into it though, just not my cup of tea, ya know?

6/10

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