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29 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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Location: Home
Interacting With: Alicia Marie Smith@Nallore


The path to Lincoln Memorial High wasn't a real long one, but Jade was walking at a slow pace. It wasn't because she wanted to take in the cold breeze of Verona's September morning. She couldn't care less about that. Jade simply wasn't in any rush to get to school. Even if she was ditching, she didn't want to get caught some good-doer trying to score points with the principal. Yeah, Jade didn't need that in her life. And, after the shitty start to her day, Jade had less than halfway to give-a-crapsville for school. She was just waiting for Ali to hit her back with a text, either accepting or rejecting her plans to ditch with her.

"You better hurry it up." Jade said, walking down a back alley. It was just a dozen yards or so away from the school.

Feeling a buzz in her pocket, Jade stopped in her tracks. Taking the phone out, she saw that she finally got a text from Alicia. "Bout time bitch." Jade smiled, reading the text. She sighed and started typing back.

To: Alicia
I forgot your mommy is a teacher. That's gotta suck.
But yeah, that's fine with me. I'll meet you around the corner after your first period.


As Jade sent the text to Alicia, she sighed again. She had to kill at least an hour. Oh what could she do to kill the time. "I guess I could just idly roam around." Jade sighed again. The only bad part about ditching was the possibility of becoming bored. She would have been bored in class, probably more than she was now. Better be free and bored than caged up in that hell-hole and still bored. She would just have to wait until Alicia was able to get the hell outta dodge.
SPAM BOIS DOING WORK

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Damn straight we are. Gotta represent dat sausage power.

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@Altered Tundra, I'm absolutely enamored with your work. Gonna go ahead and put in a request- feel free to deny or tell me to elaborate, but I'll try to be as detailed as I can for the things that matter.

Type of Request:
Sig

Stock:
hey its me ur stock
Please forgive the fact it's not HD. Gotta love the PS3 screenshots.

Size:
Same as the stock

Text:
"I have something to defend! I have a reason to live!"

Other:
I want this to have a greyscale and red theme. Overall, the mood should be an angry kind of determination (the drive to protect, no matter the cost if that makes sense). If you could make the floating book and the person's eyes stand out with blood red (be it a blur or a kind of "misting"), that'd be super. I don't want there to be too much red aside from that, since I'd really like for those two things to pop out against the grey. I'd also like the text to be right-aligned at the bottom, with "defend" and "live" in a brighter kind of red. As long as those elements are there, I really don't think you could go wrong with any other details you think would fit. I'm not picky, nor am I asking for perfection lol.

Hopefully that's enough to work with. Please let me know if I can clarify anything for you.


Mkay, I'll have it up either tomorrow or Wednesday. :)
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@Wade Wilson

What's that you said about the guys not winning? Well, we are. :P
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Location: Home
Interacting With: Uncle Charlie(NPC), and Alicia Marie Smith@Nallore

“Man, what a wild night last night!” Jade exclaimed, her body oddly placed on her bed as she looked on the ceiling and was on her black and maroon Samsung Galaxy S5

“You’re telling me. Can’t believe that party. Connor sure knows how to throw a wild one.” The voice on the other end of the call said. It sounded male. And deep.

“You’re damn right he does, Danny,” Jade said, rolling on her stomach and looking at her clothes-filled carpet. “But that eclipse was odd. Like, what the actual fuck was a Solar Eclipse being out at night? Are we in Heroes or something?” Jade said, laughing loudly.

“Heroes? Really Jade? I didn’t know you were into that shit.” Danny said teasingly.

“Oh shut up.” Jade retorted back, “that show is fucking awesome. The whole tagline of ‘Save the cheerleader, Save the world’ was the shit. You’d agree if you weren’t always on about that fucking comic book series Saga.” Jade teased him.

“Don’t bag on the great Saga. You know it’s brilliant. I even recall you saying you want to have as much sex as Alana and Marco do.” Danny laughed.

“Whatever.” Jade said, brushing it off, “I gotta bounce. I at least have to make some effort in getting ready. Plus, there’s that memorial service tomorrow that I got too.” Jade did not seem excited about that. “Anyways, I’ll catch you later.” Jade said.

“Alright girl, take it easy,” Danny said, “oh, say hello to Charlie for me.” Danny said with what sounded like some kind of laugh or some shit like that.

Jade laughed, shook her head, and hung up her call with Danny.

Tossing her phone to her side, Jade propped up sluggishly off her bed. It took her a few tries, but she was able to finally get to her feet; though that was not without falling on her soft carpet. Whatever, at least she was up on her feet. That’s really all that mattered.

Jade came to he closet just a few feet away from her bed. The room as a whole wasn’t all that spacious. She had a bed, a TV, a desk, and her laptop. She had enough room for walking room and that’s what Jade really cared about. She didn’t need a walk-in closet or anything fancy like that. It’s not like Jade spends most of her time in her room, anyways. She’s always around town. If she’s not hanging at the abandoned construction site, then she’s probably over at Alicia’s. If she’s not over at Alicia’s, then she’s probably just roaming around until something interesting happens.

Looking through her closet, Jade just picked out the first thing she could find: a black, low-cut tank, her trademark black leather jacket, a leopard-patterned skirt that stops at her mid-thigh, and boots that stop at lower-thigh. As soon as the outfit that she picked out had manually made its way on her body, Jade grabbed her shit(her phone and school bag), and proceeded to find her way downstairs.

As Jade was walking down the flight of stairs, she pulled out her phone.

To: Alicia:
Hey, Ali! You want to ditch today? My uncle did one of his “go to school so you can get out of Verona” talks. I just really need to escape or something. Maybe we can chill around town or something. You down? — Jade


As soon as Jade touched the ground floor, she looked for a brief second and saw a surprise in the kitchen. “Uncle Charlie! You’re actually home this morning!” She said, surprised.

Jade hardly ever saw her Uncle Charlie in the morning. Sure, she saw him before she would go out at night or perhaps when she got home from school(or skipping it), but never in the morning. So, one could imagine her surprise when she saw him sitting at the kitchen table, sipping his coffee.

“You’re surprised, aren’t you?” Charlie said to his neice.

“Well, yeah. You’re never home when I wake up. Your..work keeps you busy.” She said, stating the obvious.

Charlie chuckled, “I finished early, so I decided to come home and surprise you.” Charlie smiled. “So, you just going to stand there or are you going to give me a hug?” Charlie asked her, smirking slightly.

Jade shook her head and hugged her Uncle Charlie. It felt really tight, but she didn’t care.

The hug lasted about twenty seconds before she let go.

“So, you’re off to school, I take it?” Charlie inquired.

Jade nodded, brushing it off as if it were nothing.

“I know you hate it, but you have to go. If you ever want to leave this small town, you’re going to need something to fall back on.” Charlie told her.

“Can we not do this now? I’m meeting Alicia and I really don’t need this.” Jade annoyingly requested of her uncle.

“Fine,” he said, stopping what he was going to say. “Have a good day and tell Ali I said hi.” Charlie said, smiling.

Jade smiled as she waved goodbye to her uncle. The last thing he would hear would be the door slamming.

As she stepped out of the house and went along her usual path, Jade couldn't get with what her uncle was saying. He has been in Verona all of his life and even though she loves him to death, why does it matter that she has to get out of Verona? Was there something she was missing or could there be something more to what Charlie was alluding to? "AND WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT!?" Jade suddenly yelled, complaining in overdrive about how fucking hot she felt.

And then she started to feel the ground to shake slightly. "What the-?" Jade said and suddenly car alarms went off. "Shit." She said, "if I stay here, they'll think I did something. They always blame me."

So, Jade hurried along, running as fast as she could before anyone in the neighborhood could blame her for something she may or many not have caused. Still, it was odd that, when her emotions rose, the ground suddenly shook. I'm sure it's nothing; it has to be.
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@Heat 8/10 but I'm biased since I already like Deftones and Maynard. Also, new Puscifer album!

youtu.be/QaxWGrSCBFM


Not bad I guess. 7/10

You're Not Alone by Of Mice & Men

This Is How..In my ass

I bet you're wondering how to get in my ass, huh? ;)
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