Altered Tundra

From Otaku to Weeaboo — Humorous Anime Synopsis Thread

Modeled after @tsukune's From Oscar to Raspberry — Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread, this one will be the Anime variety.

So that no one is confused on it, I will copy paste the rules that tsukune did for the original.

Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known movie - either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.

@tsukune

Just replace anything to do with film/movie with anime and that's how you do it.

Hopefully we get some humorous ones. :D

CLOSED

@ObscurusGlad you agree. :) I know you were one of the few that initially were against it(within reason too), but I think it was for the best. And hopefully with this new — and rather welcomed, might I add — activity, we could finally get back to the amount of activity we had in the beginning.

The Rising Tide — Altered Tundra and OneWayOut

@Altered Tundra I love your avatar XD who is that girl?

@OneWayOut

That's Natalie Dormer. <3

The Rising Tide — Altered Tundra and OneWayOut

@Altered Tundra look at this gif of Olivia o.o So using it!

@OneWayOut

Damn, she totally looks like a vampire princess in that gif. :O

The Rising Tide — Altered Tundra and OneWayOut

1x1 between myself and @OneWayOut

[PU] First attempt at seeking active & fun partners [PU]

I pm'd you. :)

Shuffle your music player and post the first 10 songs

^{The Murderer — Alesana — The Emptiness
Creeping Shadows — Shrio Sagisu — Bleach Original Soundtrack I
Defend You — Silverstein — Decade: Live at the El Macambo
Epicus Furor — Rhapsody of Fire — Symphony of Enchanted Lands
Far From Home — Five Finger Death Punch — War is the Answer
Traditional Stand-Up — Bo Burnham — Words, Words, Words
Hear the Sound — Eyeshine — Tone of Echoes
Konohamaru's Theme — Toshio Matsuda — Naruto Original Soundtrack II
Six Degrees of Inner-Turbulence Part VII: About to Crash(Reprise) — Dream Theater — Six Degrees of Inner-Turbulence
Kings and Queens — Thirty Seconds to Mars — This Is War [Deluxe Edition]}

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

I really don't get it when people can't understand the simple phrase "Mind your own business." It pisses me off to no extent. -.-

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Dance With The Angels - A GFX Shop by Altered Tundra

@Altered Tundra
That's strange, on my PC, when I first pulled it up, it was fine. Now on my phone, it does look shrunken. Let me see what I can do.

@Aristo

Okay. Just tag me when you have found a better image. :)