Altered Tundra

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@Universorum
Fuckboi

A fuck boi is that one 15 year old boy you have on facebook who posts selfies of himself pouting with more than one filter applied over the picture and gets way more like than he deserves.

Typically fuck bois have gelled quiffs, think that it is acceptable for a boy to pout in photos and frequently post selfies with their 'six pack' in full display.

They have over 100 likes on their profile picture because they have 2,000 girls as friends facebook and simultaneously flirt with them all, have smoked weed twice yet own HUF socks and post pictures of their Nikes on instagram with the heart eyes emoji as the caption.

Fuck bois often think that they are cool for bragging about having sex or getting drunk.

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"He's a womanizer. What else can you expect from him?" *rolles eyes all annoyed* -Audrey

@Dirty Pretty Lies

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@Altered Tundra huh? he was hitting on Harmonia? o.o

@OneWayOut

Like how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know. ;)

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@Dirty Pretty Lies Maaaaaaaaaybe. :3
But she's off with her fuckboi, so not like she can see him simultaneously hitting on Analise and Harmonia. :P

Humor Went Too Far

Here, allow me to help:

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@Aewin
No, it's not obvious. Why? Do you need to sleep?

Hurt/Heal — The Christmas Edition

Santa Claus - 20
Ms. Claus - 20
Grandma(from Grandma Got Ran Over by A Reindeer) - 20
Grinch - 20
Ghost of Christmas Past - 1
Krumpus - 53

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

Ignore.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Time: 7:20 - 7:35 A.M.
Location: Beverly Hills High
Interacting With: Analise Arnette - @Aewin
Harmonia Valentine - @OneWayOut

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“Most certainly,” Alexandros said with a charming smile.

As the blonde who just arrived started to talk with Analise, Alexandros took to his phone. He might appear to be on it, possibly going through Facebook or some other social networking site, but in reality he was hearing the conversation that new girl and Analise were having. It probably wasn’t the most polite thing to do, but when was Alexandros ever polite. He might be charming, and be able to suade almost anyone to his way of thinking, but he never said he was polite. Well, at least not to the people who really know him. Only to those that he planned on deceiving.

When the new blonde began telling Analise something about being free at five, Alexandros keened into that time. As she would say more, it was revealed that she was wanting her friend to come to her piano recital. Apparently she needed someone to film the thing. Interesting for sure. This blonde didn’t appear to be that kind of person that would play piano. Alexandros thought that she was maybe a painter, or an actress - but a musician? That definitely peaked his interest. So much so that Alexandros curled a smile. In his mind, he was planning something interesting. Probably not for her, but for his boredom.

“If I may interject,” Alexandros calmly said, “I think she will be free. I had offered to take Miss Arnette to a quick bite to eat after school.” Alexandros said, “I’m sure we will be finished way before five.” Alexandros, so cockily stated as if Analise had already said yes, “and if you’ll have me, I think a Piano Recital sounds like a splendid way to spend one’s evening. “ Alexandros cracked a smile, charming as ever, deceiving as ever.