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25 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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The quiet was peaceful. Just holding her in his arms and Emiri just resting her head against his shoulders was nice. After the shit storm that they both had to endure the past few days, Jaakuna was thankful for this downtime. Even if it was only them holding each other in their arms, Jaakuna found solace in that. Being able to hold her with her full memory restored and her knowing what his touch really meant, that brought Jaakuna a certain relief. It was like, despite his foolish errors in judgment, there was a moment of euphoria, if only for a short while.

As Jaakuna would hear Emiri start to speak, he thought it was going to be something good, it would turn out to be quite the opposite. His head immediately turned to her, eyes widened in confusion. “What are you talking about?” Jaakuna asked Emiri, looking at her as if she had gone psycho again. “You won’t be like that again. And even if you do, we’ll find an alternate solution.” Jaakuna refused. He didn’t even want to think about the possibility of hurting Emiri. Even if she did try to attack them again, they could find a way around it.



Wesley laughed again. Goodness what was up with him today? First he recklessly took on Shion knowing full well that he was way in over his head, and now he was having uncontrollable, little bursts of laughter. Surely someone, somewhere, was playing with him. He was sure someone had a voodoo doll somewhere out there, and was making him laugh at the most inappropriate times.

“I apologize again. I guess the thought of Savayna - the most Archadian loyalist to Archaida I have known - possibly forsaking it for Grant is surprisingly humorous to me.” Wesley tried to regain his composure, looking at Nadeline, “but in any case, I haven’t the slightest clue about that. If Grant were to become the Emperor of Rozarria and have Savayna by his side, I would imagine that’d be a question for Savayna herself to answer. I know not what their status as a couple is, but it seems to me there’s something there - something that could go either way depending on how things go, wouldn’t you agree?” Wesley said, eyes on Nadeline for her response.



“Don’t you know, Roselia? Us Archadians put a whole new meaning to the meaning of that word.” Savayna smugly said, proud of the fact that she currently had Grant against the door, seemingly sweating his balls off.

As she looked into his golden eyes, Savayna was finding it incredibly difficult of keeping up that front of toughness. Her heart was beating so fast that she didn’t know if it was going to pop right out of her chest, and slap her face silly, telling her to stop whatever she’s doing , and kiss Grant then and there. But she couldn’t. That would betray what she was trying to accomplish. She, probably selfishly, wanted to know what Grant was hiding. That wouldn’t work if she played all tender, love, and care. Nope, that wouldn’t work at all. She had to play her usual brash, assertive self. It worked for her when she and Jaakuna were playing tag from Rabanastre to Bhujerba, so it most certainly would work for Grant here, right?

As he would come out and say it, Savayna’s eyes widened. He didn’t have to say anymore. He knew exactly what happened. “Oh that stupid motherfucking, good-for-nothing,” Savayna said, cursing up a Sailor’s tongue, “of all the people who could have helped..” Savayna had let go started to pace back and forth. For a few moments, she did it, cursing so many words that were thought to be forgotten from the nomad languages of Ivalice.

After about two minutes of nonstop thrashing and pacing and cursing, Savayna’s body stopped, looked at Grant, went back up to him, a finger pointed at his chest. “You better prove me wrong here, bucko! You better tell me that my good-for-nothing ex-husband didn’t actually accept that venomous cunt, Leviathan. You better tell me that he accepted help from some other vile woman.” She looked him dead-straight in the eyes. Her icy-blue eyes met his golden ones. They were both filled with a cold-hot anger as well as a sense of disbelief that Savayna hardly showed.
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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I can't see the pic ._.




How bout now? :)
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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DOWN WITH THE BLONDES!


...shit


Yeah, you know that means Anna is going down too. >D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

...I mean, poor Anna. :(
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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"the traitor" excuse you
blame Alyssa for spilling the beans

#Annaisinnocent

Just like I blame Viola for spilling the beans to Sierra.xD

Lesson of the day? Never trust a pretty, seemingly friendly blonde. It only ends badly for you.
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Dirty Pretty Lies
Oh right. >.> Then I guess nevermind then lol
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Anna: "Touch my Penguin and I'll call Audrey on you!" *few seconds later* "wait I forgot we weren't friends, I don't even have a plan B."

>Alexandros' reaction

In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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You better be or else Alexandros may just have to cause some problems for the Penguin. :P

@Altered TundraTroy wouldn't call him a name to insult him.

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winston is busy hanging out with turk and lyssa.

@Dirty Pretty LiesJocelyn is cyooot.

I know he's your character and all, but Troy strikes me as the guy that would call Alexandros a name like that - especially if he knew it would get under his skin. Besides, haven't you heard of a joke? It tends to lighten shit up.
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Shipping Alex with another character?

Gosh, #whatawhore

As Angie said, it's not my fault. T.T First Alexandros cheats loses Audrey to Troy(@Universorum), and then he loses Sierra to Joo. T.T But this time, he'll finally have one!!! :D

Also, I imagined this being Alexandros under that tagline



It also helps me that it's Maria Brink - one of the sexiest female musician milfs alive today.

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It's not his fault that both my characters end up with someone else in the end. XD

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You come up with ship names. Her name's Jocelyn Jade Thompson. :3

Edit: "Hi guys! See you all very soon!" <3 -Josie


Hmm, well let's see
#TeamAleosie
#TeamJosex
#TeamAlexaosie
#TeamJosros
#TeamAlexasie(kind of sounds like an insulting nickname Troy would give him. XD)
#TeamAlelyn

idk, you pick which one you like best. :3
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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You bet he won't XD Josie's as opposite from him as she can get haha.

Josie huh? A pretty name. :) Aleosie has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? :3 Or maybe Josex ;D
In CLOSED. 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Nah, this is a complete 180° from Audrey and Sierra ;D


This is going to be so fun. I bet Alexandros won't even know what will hit him. ^-^
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