Altered Tundra

Sum up your week in roleplaying in just 3 words

Taking a backseat _{^{to 13 reasons why}}

Change A Single Word

Peeping Tom

Change A Single Word

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As simple as it sounds. Gotta still make sense and you can't change the word order.

Thor's Day

@Lady Selune

That's gay.

Thor's Daze

From Thread to Bandwagon -- The Inadequate Spam Synopsis Thread V.2

Dank memes.

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there,

From Oscar to Rasberry — The Hilarious Film Synopsis Thread V.2

Big Hero Six - *fist bump* Bah-la-la-la-la-la

From Otaku to Weeaboo — The Hilarious Anime Synopsis Thread V.2

InuYasha - Sit boy!
InuYasha: Final Act - I said SIT!

From Golden Globes to People's Choice — The Hilarious Television Synopsis Thread V.2

Designated Survivor - What someone wishes would happen right now.

Baybridge: Halcyon Days [Superpowers/Semi-Sandbox]

Regal Square, Prince Ed-Field
@Mr Allen J

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When Jackson had launched a roundhouse kick, he fully expected it to be blocked, but he knew that this Ricky Martin wanksta wasn’t expecting it to have more power than he assumed. Jackson knew this based off of the expression of his face. And even though it had been blocked, Jackson didn’t let off from trying to break the block. All the while, the putz came in low with, yet another, right hook. This time, however, it was aimed at Jackson’s face.

At the right time, Jackson raised up his adjacent shoulder to block the punch. As much as it hurt upon contact, Jackson did not let any of the momentum slip between the cracks. Because all of the force of the punch went into Jackson’s shoulder, it would no doubt cause the man to follow through, forcing him forward. On the moment that this cuck would, Jackson would kick off with his free leg against the chest of his opponent, causing the man to stagger back towards the food table,and Jackson would flip backwards, creating some distance between them.

Not waiting for any moment to pass - or give him any chance to gather himself - Jackson did a cartwheel with the intention of jumping off of his hands and delivering a reverse dropkick to the man, aimed at his abdomen.

Rawr! :3

You forgot the "xD". :P

Anywhooo, welcome aboard our cruise to the Insane Asylum! Hope you enjoy your ride~