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Just Jade. And down you dare call me JT or Taylor. You’ll regret it if you do. 

“Any problem can be solved with a few of Adielle’s happy pills.” 

 Name 
Jade Taylor Drake

 Birthday & Age 
11/9, 19, San Francisco, California

 Gender & Sexual Orientation 
Bonafide bad Bisexual bitch with a lean towards other hopefully bonafied bad bisexual bitches

 Other Labels 
Does it look like I give a flying fuck? If you’re really curious, just ask me.

 Position on the Crew 
Underpaid waitress. (You hear that bossman! Give me a raise!)

"I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life, but it’s not quite right."
Sunshine Diner Job Application

 Personality
The Positive:

Adventurous
Confident
Quick-witted

The Negative:

Unreasonably blunt
Irrationally impatient
Selfish on overdrive

Sell Yourself:
Just going to say this right now: If you want someone to give you compliments and make you feel good, I am not that person. I don’t do nice nor do I give a flying fuck if you’re having a bad day. I’m a hard-worker who just so happens to need the cash. If that’s what you’re looking for in this minimum wage position, then hand me my fucking apron right now and I can end this awkward exchange for the both of us. If not, then I’ll try the Denny’s down the street, but seeing as how this place has better food, my instincts told me to come here. Was I right? Is this the better place than shitty Denny’s?

Tell the Truth:
Whether you know Jade on a personal level or just as someone passing in the hall, you were sure to hear how she takes no shit. And how she’s honest — sometimes to a fault. She speaks her mind whenever she damn well pleases. Whether or not it’s wanted isn’t exactly something that Jade worries herself with. She’s going to tell you what she thinks about you regardless of where you stand on it. Frankly, she just doesn’t give any fucks. No doubt she has used her clever tongue to try and sweet talk herself out of sticky situations, be it with the law enforcement of the town, of her school, of her house, Jade sure has a talent of being a slick talker.

Jade is always up for an adventure. In a small town, one has to find these little adventures because life in Wentworth can get a bit dull, so Jade has to find innovative ways to keep boredom from dropping to all-time lows. Sometimes this will get her into trouble. There’s always the girlfriends of men that catch her attention, girlfriends of women that get her attention.

What can Jade say for herself? She loves fun. But she’d be damned if she waits around for any man or woman. She is what you would call impatient. She may love the thrill of an adventure, but hates waiting for one.

HIstory:
Jade’s just a small-town girl living in a lonely world.

Or so that’s what she likes people to believe about her. Truth be told, she’s from one of the largest cities on the West Coast. It is, as most know, the home of a lot of big things: tech, homosexuals, and above all, the motherfucking Giants. Bottom line, this isn’t some town out of a Journey song. She wasn’t some lost cause who needed a chance encounter to find her way. No, Jade had a simple dream ever since she was young.

She wanted to sing. Her parents supported her dream. Her twin brother, Jackson, supported it, though he liked to tease her about it. Sure this caused a lot of friction, but what is a young girl without a dream? What is gravity without some conservative naysayer that calls is hocus pocus? She is, quite simply, one of those people who couldn’t be told no. So, throughout her life, she went from gig to gig. Either it was coffee shops or bars, but wherever music could be played and heard by the many, she found a way - like Drake and Josh did that one time they got a dune buggy. That was a good episode, right? Curse that Megan, though.

Jade’s dreams had a high and a low when she was 16. She got contacted by this record producer. He heard her demo and he liked what he heard. He set up this big meet with some dude who knew another dude who knew Sebastian Bach(Jade’s all-time favorite singer by the way). It got back to him and though he liked it, he found it a bit immature, so he told her to not give up.

That asshole.

She’ll teach him, but not murder him. She didn’t want to get 18 and life. She had dreams, man. 

And so began round two of her starting from the bottom and...well, staying at the bottom. Yeah, she didn’t really go anywhere with her music. She graduated high school and was left with an empty feeling. BUT, that wasn’t the end of her journey. Her and Jackson(and a few of their friends) decided to fuck it all and move to LA. Dreams among friends were really a  serious motivator. Jackson wanted to become a UFC fighter. Jade wanted to become a singer. Both of their dreams waited for them in the City of Angels, so why not?

Anyway, to recap: the four of them - Jade, Jackson, Adielle, and Chandler packed up what they could, got a cruddy apartment, and all got jobs. Jackson and Chandler became busboys at the Denny’s around the corner from their place, Adielle got a job stripping, and Jade landed a waitressing gig at some diner called Slammed. And sometimes she was allowed to perform…

Sometimes. Apparently, the days depended. The pay sucked, but a lot of celebrities came and went. Who knew what was on the horizon for her?

"Arrive. Raise hell. Leave." - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Off the Record

 My Dreams 
Fucking bitches and making quality music(money would be nice too).

 Fears 

Not achieving her one dream
Being forced to return to San Francisco and face the music.
Scorpions.

 Likes 

Everything music
Everything partying(drugs, alcohol, having “fun”, etc)
Not working her shitty job.

 Dislikes 

Her shitty job
A combination of being labeled because of political ideologies and religious beliefs
Something, something spoiled rich twats
A certain kind of happy-go-lucky fucktard

 Reputation 
A little nice, a little petty, a little of everything right and wrong, but 100% wild. Blame the “sugar”

 Payment 
Cash. It’s less of a bother, really.

@altered tundra

type of request: set
stock: click (sry it's so big) | clicky click
size: 175 x 250 for the avatar, signature can be whatever size so long as it maintains the width tbh
avatar: ye
text: "y'all are fuckin trash."
other: go wild with it. the image is from the thumbnail of this pink guy remix, so listen to that for inspiration if you want. make sure it's kinda obnoxious too, idk. also, at that part in the video there's a flaming background behind him, so maybe incorporate some flames into the foreground, too? as for the signature, i'd like a sort of neon vibe to it, since he's stood under a red neon light in the video. make sure the text is bright enough that it can be seen on the dark background.@Grim

I know I'm late, but hopefully, it was worth the wait. 

 
Any changes you want such as color or whatever, don't hesitate to state them. =)

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