@POOHEAD189 First off, Climate Change was invented by the Hawaiians to offset the supsicions from their volcano gods that they weren't using authentic seaweed for their cooking. Sexi boiz are naturally short. You'd know this if you read your TheOnion articles. And as for God giving medical care, what do you think the gift of Christ is for? It certainly isn't there so it can waste away, or else he would've died for nothin, my dude.
Just think about it guys: Trump drinks diet coke. That stuff is known to be bad for your health. The aspartame specifically is said to be worse for you than if you drank regular soda.