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Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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Critics are not inherently objective. Some have an objective measure that they gauge alongside their subjective preferences, but even then there is no absolute "objective" critic. They are just more objective than some dude who thinks Marvel movies are "dope". But yes, that is a copout and not really a statement in film critique or discussion that can be taken very seriously because its just trying to disregard the technical, philosophical, and other modes of art analysis.

Fun fact: Critics can weigh their feelings against objective modes and their thoughts. It's not hard. I did it informally for several years.


And thus why I took no pride in saying it, but I digress. My own opinions about critics and their objectivity is my own beef, but I also don't feel like I should take critics' thoughts on a film until I've seen it for myself. If I find that I didn't enjoy it, then I'll be the first one to say here in this thread that I was wrong and the critics were right. If I happen to like it, however, well, I'll state that here as well.
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Please elaborate on these supposed biases that film reviewers have. Film criticism serves a dual function of collecting a general feel on a movie as well as a way for the general public to see if a movie they're on the fence about is worth the ticket price. Truly great critics will elaborate on what aspects made the film work or not work while not being bogged down in pretension. How are critics wrong when it's largely a well informed opinion?

And Tom Hardy has done at least six bad movies: This Means War, Child 44, RockNRolla, The Dark Knight Rises, Scenes of a Sexual Nature and Inception


I really hate saying this because I find it's a copout, but the way I see is this: everyone has their own take on a film. No matter where you turn, you'll find at least two film reviewer/critic that like one film where the other will pan it. You can't honestly tell me that critics are objective when reviewing a film when they are watching a film and they write their reviews based off of what they think.
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they took his favorite parts out of the movie. also i'd agree with you. the critics have, however, mentioned that all of the good parts of the movie are because tom hardy is trying and ain't no one else.

idk

if it fails, sony will sell sony pictures to disney faster so no complaints


True, though I wouldn't mind seeing at least one Sony-led Spidey cinematic universe kickoff.

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Somebody hasn't seen This Means War.


I have, actually. And while I don't think it was a great film, I also don't think it was that bad. I've certainly seen worse films of its kind.
I don't know about everyone else, but I'd rather not take the word of critics because here's a shocker! They're likely to be hella biased. When I see it for myself, I'll decide if I deem it "worse than Catwoman", not go off the word of some critic who may or may not be wrong. But ya know, given Tom Hardy hasn't done a bad movie yet and has always given stellar performances, I'd be willing to bet I won't be disappointed.
Blood In The Cut — K. Flay — Every Where is Somewhere
Savages — LIGHTS — Skin&Earth
Where's My Love (Acoustic) — SYML — Where's My Love
The Great Wide Open — Funeral For A Friend — Tales Don't Tell Themselves
Red Eyes — Zombie Hyperdrive — Hyperion
Violet City — Mansionair — Violet Eyes (Single)
Fix My Sights — Eyeshine — Gone Tomorrow
Lost Sparks — Crayon City — Lost Sparks
Four Out of Five — Arctic Monkeys — Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
Drift — Alina Baraz (feat. Galimatias) — Urban Flora

I understand that some might be busy/away, but I'm just wondering how them posts are looking? We've only got one more week until the IC skip.
Kai liked to think of himself as observant, but he was beating himself over that he somehow missed the glaring obviousness of the ice on Cielle’s shoulder. What seemed to be eating him up as they sat around the campfire was he missed it while Kristoff had seen it right away. Kai didn’t sulk for long, however, because while he found himself warming up from the fire that she had set aflame with a thunder spell, he took notice to how the ice on her shoulder wasn’t melting. His first thought was how it might’ve been a thick variety of ice, so maybe it took longer to melt. This soon was proven to be the wrong theory to get behind as three minutes passed and the ice remained.

“Seems like it’s a stubborn piece of ice,” Kai commented as he found himself both curious and overtaken by slight worry for Cielle. “Maybe setting it on fire while standing next to the campfire could cure it?”

“I’m not so sure that would be a good idea, Kai,” Anna interjected, voicing her concerns with Kai’s idea.

“If one fire doesn’t do anything - not even melting it -then I’m pretty sure another wouldn’t help,” Kristoff added to what Anna said, the two exchanging a smile, though they quickly turned their gaze back to Kai.

“We won’t know until--” As Kai was about to say something, he found himself alerted by a cry of sorts off in the distance. “Did you guys hear that?” He couldn’t quite make it out, but something in him told the boy to turn his attention to where the castle towered over the surrounding trees. “I think it’s coming from Arendale. I think Arendale is in trouble..” Kai didn’t know why he said that, but something tugged at him. Maybe it was the cold.. “We have to go back to the castle.” Kai’s gut instincts had the tendency to be right.

Kai didn't seem to wait for the others to agree or disagree. He was running towards the castle he saw in the distance, his keyblade summoned. Whatever this was he felt, he knew haste was his friend.



Whether it was the land that Arendelle reigned over or the waters that border it from the surrounding countries, all began to frost past the point of return. The castle was on the verge of cracking from the pressure of the strong winds and snowfall that threatened its foundation.

The people of Arendelle weren’t in good shape either. Since leaving, both Anna and Elsa left it without a proper ruler, so they began to worry and fear they wouldn’t be without leaders. Those who would assume control tried their best to keep everyone calm and even invited them into the castle so they could warm up, but not everybody fit into the castle. And those that did soon consumed most of the food. The storm was worse than they thought and at some point, the denial phase passed and acceptance that death was imminent was upon them.

...They just didn’t know what form it would take. Unfortunately for them, the situation went from bad to worse as creatures from the sea and from the ground rose up from portals of blackness, a sole figure wearing a black cloak standing behind them as these winter-themed creatures went forth to cause mayhem and misery. These creatures had forms that ranged from flying icicles to little, black shadows wearing parkas and scarfs.

“Go forth, my heartless! Gather the hearts,” said the CLoaked Figure, watching and observing the dismantling of Arendelle’s citizens.

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