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Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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Happy almost crisis!
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it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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The Eoldysseus - Ifrise Forest, Sovereignty of Dryadalis

"It's not like it could hurt. I mean, the krovar is dead, so that should make it okay to eat, right?"

Even though he seemed justified in his question, there had to be apart of him that knew what Pythia was saying was the absolute truth. Then again, in the time he's known the group, Pythia has seemed to have it out for Zestasia, so she could be pulling a prank on him. Feeding him false information so he would starve to death. Or if she wasn't and what he held in his hand was truly poisonous to consume and whatever black magic remained, then Zestasia was the idiot here and delayed what he had to assume was a very important conversation with the group.

"I--" Just as he was about to speak, Etoile said something about dying and his eyes glanced at the filet and he immediately chucked it into the forest. Like the flicker of fire, Zestasia realized the errors of his ways. "No way am I dying cause of some meat!" He declared, shaking his head.

Zestasia waited for a few moments and when there was no response, he felt like someone had punched him in the gut, so he deeply sighed and remained where he was, looking between Etoile and Pythia, seeing them share intense gazes. He might've missed some things in the midst of his own self-decisions about not dying, so he was following the conversation that much. He knew it had to do with Pythia's sword because of how Etoile was looking at it.

"How interesting," Zestasia murmured, watching the two ladies.

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City Streets

Zero mostly remained quiet and silently took in each of the members of the party. From what he could tell just by looking at them, they were a diverse mix of people with their own skills and whatnot. Sure, it was true that judging them from looks alone was going to produce inconsistent results, Zero liked to think he had an eye for that sort of thing. Even if he didn’t, something told him they weren’t exactly the subtle batch of players.

From the guy who spoke about his brother and the little blonde one who didn’t seem too greedy, Zero felt like he was at home with them. Like he had finally found a party who played his way and weren’t that horrible of a bunch either. The big woman still made him feel uneasy, but for the most part, they were all pretty pleasant. What more could a guy ask for out of a game that seemingly trapped their players inside it?

“I do like the sound of going into the wilds. I haven’t gotten the chance to roam with a party in quite some time and you lot seem like you play this game like it was meant to!” Zero smiled cheerfully, looking at the entire group with only a positive outlook.




The Eoldysseus - Ifrise Forest, Sovereignty of Dryadalis

He glared at Clara and the smirk on her face forced a giggle out of his. He took his time diverting his eyes from the bark of the trees around him, actually considering if they were safe for consumption or not. It seemed to work for woodland creatures but probably not the sort of thing humans should eat, especially not when there’s a perfectly appetizing source of meat right in front of them.

“Well, I suppose we shouldn’t let go to waste.”

Zestasia licked his lips, salivating at the possibilities of the krovar meat. This was foreign territory for him. He had very limited knowledge about krovar. So like all great curious minds wanting to know more about something, Zestasia walked up and knelt in front of the carcass, inspecting it from a close distance.

He manipulated the sun ether around his left hand just enough to provide him with a cutting tool. He slid his hand across the belly of the beast and let the oozing liquid that he assumed was blood pour out. He reached into the carcass with the ether-covered hand and felt around for anything loose. It took him only a few moments to pull out something solid and it was a palm-sized filet, which again Zestasia was assuming. Nothing about what he felt inside the belly nor what he pulled out registered as common knowledge.

“So, this is what its come to, huh?” He kept his eyes on the piece of meat he held in his hand, rotating it within the palm and used his fingers as a makeshift rotisserie. He would spend the next couple of minutes slowly cooking the meat.

The fear of the unknown had crept into his mind so much that even as the piece of beef in his hand neared outward doneness and as Zestasia pressed his other hand against it, making sure it was perfectly cooked, he wasn’t sure. He had no idea of knowing if it was poisonous or not. If it was and he ate it, he could die, but if it wasn’t and he didn’t eat it, then he’ll be hungry.

Neither of those options was ideal

His mind kept dividing attention between what he held in his hand and if this actually was literal poison disguised as a delicious chunk of meat.

"Yo, guys," Zestasia beckoned to the group in a raised voice. "Does this look safe to eat?" He asked, holding up the filet of meat in his hand.
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