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4 days ago
Current idk who is in the right but GRAB THE DICK AND TWIST IT!
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1 mo ago
A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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Theo hard agreed with Connor’s astute observation about how it really was unlike him. He not only agreed but, as Connor took a sip of ...whatever that odor was, chuckled when his friend’s arm came around his shoulder. He grinned as it seemed to him that he wanted to help the French-American out with his MacKenna Diedrikson problem. Not that there was a problem per-se. For Theo, it was more to do with him than with Mac herself. That being said, Theo appreciated Connor for that (among other reasons).

“Heh,” Theo punched Connor playfully, laughing as his hand unintentionally slammed on the table. Fortunately for him, the table didn’t collapse from the pressure. “But what do you say we have a game first?” The ginger snickered, looking down at the ball in one of the empty cups. He took it into his palm and smirked. “You might have a hot streak right now but I’m going to put you on ice, my friend!”

>they want a different approach

Sonny immediately when they say that

I recognize your name. At least, I remember seeing you around whenever it was you were last around.

Welcome back regardless! :D
@Kuro Yeah it is. I also really like the flavor of ketchup, so it works out.
Garlic is great for flavor enhancement, and ketchup is probably my favorite condiment, right next to Ranch. I to, put ketchup, on a lot of things.

Scrambled eggs and ketchup SMACK. Y'all can fight me.


Garlic-infused olive oil is legit the best cooking oil you'll find for anything and you can't prove me wrong!

And yes! I fucking love ketchup on my scrambled eggs. People say it doesn't add any flavor but ugh, I might have some now.
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What about on top of a drink check mate tomato paste ketchup lobby


Okay so maybe I don't put ketchup on everything but nearly everything!
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Psychopath*


Just because I'm crazy doesn't mean I'm wrong. It just means my level of genius is beyond your comprehension. Also fuck you, ketchup is good on anything!
I went through a phase of putting ketchup on everything. Didn't matter if it was sandwiches, pizza, chips, I was obsessed with it. I still sort of do it but nowhere as often as I do now.

Not sure if considered a combo in the food context but I like garlic and eat it straight up sometimes. My friends say I'm weird for doing that, but then again, I'm a weird dude.






He knew he made the right decision to remain quiet, but on some level, Kavi wanted to say something. The part of him that caused this mess that felt the need to get the last word in, that wanted to pull Ariel by the arm and make her understand his side. He wanted to tug at the part of her that he knew would listen to him because he knew he had that effect on her. He knew that she loved him. Despite all of what she said to him, despite all of the shitty things he did to her and how much harder he was going to make her life, he knew she still loved him.

As he was likely moments away, Kavi realized something. This was exactly what they meant. From Chanel and Julie to even Ryland, this was what they were talking about. The retrospect reflection of it all, Kavi cursed himself because he was stupid. He called Ryland a tool but maybe that wasn’t it. Deep down, maybe he knew who he was referring to?

Shaking his head, he snapped out of it, attempting to walk forward and wanting to reach out for Ariel’s hand. If he could get her to understand, perhaps then she could see his side of things. Yes, that’s what he had to do. Reach out and just make her see!

But then her words echoed back, playing like a bad song in his head.

“You will never be able to make me feel anywhere near as dumb as you act.”

Those words sent fire through his heart and chills down his spine. The absence of feeling in her voice and how cold she seemed stopped him in his tracks. Not even April’s kind words and tone pulled him out of just how royally he fucked up today. He thought he could fix this. He thought he could maybe get her to see this was okay and what everyone else was saying was complete and utter bullshit. Kavi thought wrong. He wasn’t right here and it took Ariel’s reality check to send him into a state where anything spoken to him fell on deaf ears.

“Everything is fucked.”

Those were Kavi’s only words as he gathered his bag and went to his first class. There was no point in getting Ariel to see his side, not when he didn’t even believe in it anymore.
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