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1 mo ago
Current I have an unhealthy preference of having the urge to drink smoothies and eat hotdogs. And I'm all out of baked beans.
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1 mo ago
anyway what are yall beautiful brigands up to
1 mo ago
if you remember me posting gibberish on the status board you are old and so am I
4 mos ago
Hey guys, Alty here with eight simple steps. That's right, with these eight simple steps, you too, can take Vorkuta.
4 mos ago
I ate some food today it was great
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AND IT'S SWEEEEEET SWEEEEEET VICTORYYYYY YEAAAAAAH
FIREBALLS AND LIGHTNING ARE RAINING FROM THE SKY
CHAOS AND BLOODSHED
WHILE ALL THE PEOPLE DIE

IN THIS EPIC BATTLE BEGINS THE FINAL WAR
TRAGEDY WILL STRIKE THIS DAY, PREPARE THEE FOR

THE UNICORN INVASION OF DUNDEE
DON’T WANNA BE YOUR MONKEY WRENCH, ONE MORE INDECENT ACCIDENT
SO MANY THINGS TO THROW ON THE GROUND
LIKE THIS
AND THIS
AND THIS
AND EVEN THIS
I'M AN ADUUUUUUULT
It's not easy making a name for yourself, where do you draw the line?
I never thought I'd be in this far
Let's have some fun and never change not for anyone, try not to miss me when I'm gone
AND SO I CRY SOMETIMWS WHEN I'M LYING IN BED JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT WHAT'S IN MY HEAD AND AH
AH FEELIN
A LIL PECULIAR

AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHAZZ GOING ON


And I say

HEEEEY YEEEY YEEEEY YEY YEY HEEEEEY YEEEEY YEEEEH
I SAY HEY

WHAT'S GOING ON
JUST AS HEADS IS TAILS, CALL ME LUCIFER, 'CAUSE I'M IN NEED OF SOME RESTRAINT!
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
And we said "Nay, we are but men. Rock!"

AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAH
WOOAAAAAH
WOOAAAAH
OH OOOH OOOOH
THIS IS NOT
THE GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE
HUSH LITTLE BEBBEH DON'T SAY A WORD
AND NEVER MIND THAT NOISE YOU HEARD
IT'S JUST THE BEAST UNDER YOUR BED
IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD

EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT

TAKE MY HAND

OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
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