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4 mos ago
Current Euh. It's been a hot minute. Things are rather different for me now, and I don't know how that translates to my presence here.
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1 yr ago
I don't *think* I'm a bad person. I might be wrong there. I try not to be, even when I screw it up for want of social awareness.
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2 yrs ago
Harambant, who once went by Harambe, now only recalled in light of what followed.
3 yrs ago
RAIN OF SPIDERS (SPIDERS spiders)
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4 yrs ago
It seems today, that all you see,

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Hello, I am me from the internet. I migrated here from Kongregate's Forum Games Forum, so feel free to look for me there if you wish to follow a career in internet stalking people. (ಠ_ಠ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A link to some of my past characters, which I need because static tabs do not take up internet.

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“I really don’t follow how your faith believes its perfectly acceptable to doom 4,000 years plus of sentient beings, on a pre-set path of no escape from sin, just so their descendants can be offered the ‘chance of salvation’ when the god murders its own son.”
~vikaTae

“Don’t be an ass or a pussy, ’lest you get screwed by life. Being a mouth or a hand is somewhat safer, and an eye socket is pretty much sacred in this regard, so always keep a look out.”
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In the end, Darran had avoided his demise or any other untowardness by keeping his surgical blades trained on the repositioned muscles in the Countess' forearm throughout their interaction. Were he to cut specific structures, something he could handily do in his death throes if necessary, he'd not only force her blades out, but render them unable to retract to boot. She'd be exposed amongst her peers for the mutant she appeared to be, unable to find somebody to fix the issue without leaving Darran's quarters, and that was unacceptable to her.

Aside from that, he decided to amend his earlier assessment: she was at least not unreasonable to look at, aside from some of the more intriguing protrusions and orifices she currently exhibited, feeling she was in safe company to do so. Bone-edged tentacles, feeler tendrils, more than a couple of constructs emulating the function (if not the form) of both sorts of genitalia, and in particular a sharp-toothed mouth above her left nipple that she was smoking with right now. The scent of the lho-stick she now pulled on through a boldly-decorated theatre length holder clearly smelled of something other than the usual components, something strong enough that others might have worried about the contact high. Darran was not strictly perturbed. He had ways of keeping that out of him.

'Tell me, doctor dear...' del Arheidt asked calmly, sucking something off of a dirtied finger as she spoke and interrupting Darran as he redressed. 'What's your opinion of fate?'

'Ah, fate. Aren't we all subject to its whims, at the end of the day?' he asked, smiling coolly. 'Or perhaps it is the opposite, and there is no such thing as predetermined destiny? Who knows?'

'I'm sure you've heard about the silly little men who seem to think the former is true,' the Countess lamented in response, sighing under her breath. 'The Architect of Fate who convinces us to try and play Corpse-God? All nonsense to me, of course, but I admit that unlike the other two, His followers do sometimes see use...'

At this, she stood, strutting toward Darran once again and sliding a hand down his still-bare chest. 'If you're sure you don't wish to partake further of me, then I have something for you before I go.' He felt a card press into his hand; when he took a look, it had the name of an establishment written and an image of a building drawn upon it, something that looked very much like a cheap shop or bar somewhere in the Lower Hive.

'I believe the man who gave this to me intended you to go there in... was it five day's time that you don't have any appointments scheduled?' she asked. Quickly, Darran recalled his work schedule, and realised that she was right, and that there was no reasonable way for her to know that without some form of outside help. His practice was strictly confidential, after all. Perhaps she'd figured it out through other means... or perhaps there was something happening that required his presence after all.

'Well, thank you kindly for the information, Countess,' Darran said, tucking the card into his trouser pocket as he began buttoning up his shirt. 'I suppose you'd like to set up another appointment soon?'

'I might drop in in four days. Not,' she added as she finally withdrew her augmentations and began to put her own clothing on, 'specifically for an appointment... I happened to enjoy the afterparty, you see, and it'd be a shame if you disappeared without leaving anything for me to remember you by.'

'Doing, I think you mean,' Darran smirked blithely. 'Maybe I'll oblige you just this once; it was a good time, after all.' In truth, he didn't care that much. Whether the Countess legitimately wanted their tryst to continue, or whether it was merely a ploy on her part to perform some horrendous misdeed upon him, he'd be able to deal with it when the time came. For now, he had more surgeries to address.




Five days came and went. With what the Countess likely believed were fond memories of her, Darran had made the long journey down from his quarters in the Spire, delving into the murky Lower Hive in search of the bar drawn upon that slip of card. It took long hours, a couple of precisely-severed finger tendons in order to disarm a thug who thought he could cleanly rob a rich man, and a newly-purchased stub pistol and ammo to defend himself with after that encounter, but Darran ultimately found the bar in question, a most unpleasant place compared to the usual fare of the Spire and Upper Hive. Not that he'd know much about that, but he could make educated guesses.

The people within didn't seem too pleasant either, he noted as he took a seat at a random table. Visually, none necessarily stuck out as being more important than any others either within or without, but to his understanding the people here were about as fond of the Emperor as the Spirers who asked for cosmetic operations miles above them. The most prominent, barely, were a robed man trying much too hard not to be seen, perhaps a priest of some form or another; and the oddly-dressed soldier the robed man was staring intently toward. And of course, Darran himself, very much dressed as a man who planned to perform surgery later that day. He didn't... but for some reason, he suspected he would have to anyway, whether or not the patient could pay up afterwards.

@Necroes You are right, and thank you for pointing it out, I'd completely missed it. I'll fix that as soon as I have time.

EDIT: And done.
I am and WILL be posting, probably on Monday (next day off). I'd advise you @ folk if you want to know if they're still about though.


@Bright_Ops@Eisenhorn@Ollumhammersong@Sophrus You heard the man. You guys still around? (And for the record, I'm still planning on posting shortly, hopefully tomorrow at the latest.)
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After some time, the group's meal ended, and Mark had insisted upon sharing his and Syszi's earned funds with the guild in general, rather than just letting it rest with them. They were contributors, after all, to the rebuilding; keeping money to themselves wouldn't help that cause. And after that... well, they shared a tent, was the long and short of it.

As he lay awake the next morning, he considered yesterday's events with some concern. On the one hand, Tue and Bunny had helped end a significant crisis. On the other hand, they were monsters. One of whom had the explicit goal of dethroning the current Demon Lord, with no realistic prospects of actually succeeding. He half-hoped they wouldn't get into too much trouble... and half-wished he'd purified them when he'd gotten the chance.

Alas, Syszi seemed to be asleep for now, with no sign of waking up any time soon. He might have discussed his worries with her if she were. Eventually, he felt he couldn't wait much longer, and dragged himself out of the makeshift bed, putting on his armour over his underclothes until he was eventually fully clad, then stepped out of the tent to find that many of the other members had already left.

Even so, he had no intentions of avoiding quests just because most others had already left for them; stepping over to the board, he looked down the list to figure out what was available, and indeed what specifically appealed to him, before ultimately settling on the so-called "Fetch Quest". A "special brew"? For "somebody who REALLY needed it"? That was extraordinarily suspicious, and he had no idea what to expect of it. Anyway, as much as he might rather have helped escort the girl out of the village, it struck him that the presence of a Hero might only exacerbate the issues there for the time being. Syszi would be perfect for the role, if it struck her to do it; she was hardly likely to be mistaken for an Order ally, nor was she likely to be overwhelmed in a fight- which could admittedly still arise as a result of her race, but that seemed unlikely with the civilians, at least. A shame that there was nothing to suggest it to her...

Either way, Mark had his fetch quest to perform. Glancing at it and the map one last time to figure out where to go, he strode off, prepared for whatever might happen along the way.

@Leaves Neat. Don't forget to check the PiratePad. Also, out of curiosity, what's the likelihood that Feya will learn Life Return at some point? It seems like the sort of ability she'd figure out for herself, since her body is so important to her.
@ProPro Well then it has to be 25000 calories a day. If you're gonna go big, you have to go REALLY big.
@Banana Double the average human female. Or at least the rounded average for human females. If you really want her to be a hardcore active beeyotch, @Leaves, you gotta go with the easy 5000, which is double the rounded average for a human male.
@Leaves I believe Cedric meets up with Lily and Bonesword at the same time to form the initial crew, whilst Caesar is joining last for certain. I don't mind when Dirk joins, but it looks like Slick will be joining seventh, and if we assume Isuza joins sixth, it could be the case that Feya joins either fourth or fifth. Old Amsterdam suggested Dirk have something to do with Feya joining, so that'd put her neatly as the fifth crew member. Again, I suggest you check the PiratePad for information on that idea, as well as the Discord for chat about relationships and etcetera.
Is everybody still around for this?
Aaaand I finally posted in this. Whew. Here's hoping An Unholy Mass is still going too...
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