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3 mos ago
Everybody wants that fire IC but nobody wants to GM it.
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If you're roleplaying with your only friends, you're roleplaying with your best friends.
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2 yrs ago
I think to sell someone on an interest check, it's really important to seem enthusiastic about your own idea. That means writing more than a single sentence to attract potential players.
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The virgin "My post was so bad it killed the RP!" VS the chad "My post was so good it concluded the RP."
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W I T H R I G H T E O U S H A N D S





Did you know that Dante's inferno is called a divine comedy because things work out for the protagonist? Back in the day, the only two genres were comedy and drama. The only difference was that in a comedy, the protagonist is better off at the end, and a drama is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.

Name:
Broken Promise, BP, Boss

Age:
Old enough to know better, too young to care. (that is to say 30's)

Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to make my own, but will occasionally join something if it looks interesting. I'll join just about anything so long as it isn’t overly edgy/sweet, though it's rare for me to do. I don't do 1x1s too often either.

Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to befriend or proper assholes everyone wants to stay away from. I try not to play moral paragons or prime evils.

RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the off topic sections has seen me find an excuse to talk about Danganronpa: Tower of Carnage. It's a project that took over 4 years to complete and I feel pride not only for myself but all the wonderful people who helped make it enjoyable during its run. Re: Zero: The High Council Is technically my first, but it was just something I kind of took over and ended up ending the story after just six months. It finished, but eh...

Last RP I finished was Symphony of Espers which turned out pretty good.

RP's in progress:
For some reason I can't seem to stay away from Ari's magical girl RP, even if I'm not sure why I'm still in it.

As for my own projects, I'm doing Symphony on High to continue the gigachad adventures of the espers in Pax Septimus.

RP Graveyard:
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are a few 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences.

And then there's that london magical girl RP, and that dark magical girl RP. I think I'm done joining magical girl RPs for a while.

Other interests:
Videos
I watch a lot of educational videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me. I like channels like Tier Zoo and Daryl Talks Games, and I’ll also watch things like Critical Drinker or Literature Devil to deepen my understanding of story telling. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching stuff like Sseth, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I gotta work on that.

Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.

Painting Minis
I do this in moderation. Otherwise, it's a pretty expensive hobby to start...

Music
I listen to everything, save most country/rap songs. I have too many favorites to name.

Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about writing well and having a good time.

People to Insult:
Dalton is a Dingus.

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“ Some people carry D-eagle, GM D-posts.”

— Su Fang


@SilverPaw@Majoras End

Her companion’s concern was warranted, but really, splitting up was a necessity in Su’s eyes. She’d have a much easier time defending herself if she didn’t also have to defend the others, especially in a cramped elevator stall that was just barely wide enough to accommodate the three of them. They still didn’t know what was going on on the top floor, but Su knew that she wasn’t going to have much luck convincing Jacqueline to split up, In truth, she felt the last operation would have gone worse if Jaquiline had stayed behind with everyone else and allowed their opponents to harass them with AoE effects. Regardless, Su’s idea for getting everyone to the lower floor in an emergency was pretty simple.

“If I get stuck, Havoc open door, right?” She stepped backwards into the elevator.. Su was unsure how much their observer could hear them talk, so she chose to be a bit cryptic in how she narrated the rest of her plan. She blinked at Jacqueline and pointed down at the floor. “I can castle way up too. I radio you shortly. We still not know what upstairs.”

Ugh, now that Su was standing in the elevator, this smelled pretty bad. She didn’t think the cleaners she used at home were this overpowering.

Regardless, she hoped that her allies would let her go down by herself, but she really didn’t have time to argue if they were still going to come down with her. Regardless of what they chose to do, the elevator would be going down shortly.








Maybe Luna underestimated how fast the Patriot was driving, or overestimated the amount of push her melody would grant her. It didn’t really matter though. Luna spent most of high school making fat stacks gambling while her class mates (read: suckers) learned how to conform to the wills of their corporate overlords. Now what was more important, tuition, or freedom?

Regardless, it was probably best if she remained inside the Patriot until this “weightless” thing wore off. Or at least that was the plan until Luna heard something on the radio, and remembered that the US government loves to solve issues by throwing money at them. It wasn’t a strategy that Luna despised, she was just a little envious, as that hadn’t worked out for the Mavericks so far.

”Hey Lenny, wanna see if you can give me a view of the passenger? I wanna swap with them, they might enjoy riding with you more.”

Luna opened the door to the Patriot. The weightless effect was starting to wear off, but she could still feel the wind rushing past her pretty hard. If only she had brought her helmet with her, she wouldn’t have to worry about getting smacked in the face by insects.; But her eyes weren’t stinging too badly, and she could feel this melody was going to be another good one. With any luck, she’d be able to clock the passenger and hitch a ride. They just needed to roll down the window and try to shoot at her…


There was something to be said about the intelligence of jumping out into the rushing winds and then rendering yourself more weightless than a slip of paper. In ordinary circumstances, after all, one would have been blown back immediately, flung into the sky by the wind before being dashed against the asphalt six seconds after.

However, while the laws of aerodynamics would have told one story, the illogic of magic allowed for another, and in that brief instance, rather than be sent so far back it would have been impossible for Tetrad to rejoin the fight again, the esper shot forwards thirty feet instead, Pit Boss releasing a stream of cards towards the mounted gun.

She heard from on high the clattering of dice.

But Tetrad would not have time to marvel at the results before the Patriot caught up from behind her, Lenny reaching out with a hand to secure Tetrad and giving her the stability needed to swing herself into the rear passenger seats of the cramped vehicle…just in time to feel the explosion of gunpowder of gasoline shake through their bones, the opposing vehicle exploding in a fireball of destruction that sent it somersaulting overhead the Patriot and smashing into the asphalt…ten, fifty, now a hundred meters away. Perhaps exposing your engine and then placing a shitton of gunpowder there as well wasn’t the smartest idea.

Regardless of the intelligence of those involved, however, all that remained was the armored truck itself, continuing along. The only question, really, was how to approach it without causing it to crash and turn the Maverick esper inside into scrambled eggs. And then there was that other issue…

The radio crackled, and a voice sounded out.

“Got you in sight. ETA 12 seconds. Hold tight, Tinderbox.”

And, if Tetrad turned to look behind, she could see it, the black silhouette standing out against the green of the treeline and the blue of the sky.

A helicopter was inbound



@SilverPaw@Majoras End
*Ding!*

While the three debated, the elevator rose, opening up to unveil a small, cramped space that looked like it was just large enough to fit four people, shoulder-to-shoulder. There were only three buttons inside: one to close the door, one to hold the door, and one to call for help. Fluorescent lighting sparked off the stainless steel walls, and there was the near-overwhelming smell of sanitizer present, that sharp, sterile stench cutting ever more deeply due to the contrast with the warm aromas that otherwise pervaded the Aspiria Refuge.

It wasn’t sufficient, however, to completely mask the other smell that laid beneath. Leroux was familiar with it. She was, after all, the one who had been most exposed to it. The smell of blood, like a rusted scalpel pressed against the tip of her nose.

Time continued to pass. The elevator’s doors remained opened. Whatever was happening above or below would continue on with no respect for what the three agents wished. So, once again, the question posed itself.

What would they do?




@The World@Ponn@ERode

By the time Klava yanked the table cover out of the way, the rodent woman was already airborne, flying through the air fist first. But with some quick thinking, Klava turned the table into a projectile. The snowball smacked into the table, shoving it up into the squirrel and carrying her into the air. With a grunt, she was moved clear out of the way, and Klava was able to arrive.

But she wouldn’t have much time to assess the situation. An acorn, barely perceivable in its position by a chair, erupted into a ploom of smoke. The dust hadn’t cleared before the rodent woman hooked the chair on one of her tonfas and swung it in Klava’s direction, fully intent on following it up with a barrage of strikes.

”I cashew off guard!”

Sofron was pouring lead in Marrie and Ashley's direction, but neither esper were willing to remain on the defensive Ashley’s shield was a bit on the small side, and it was just a matter of time before Sofron’s bullets broke through the wall. The party downstairs was too loud for most to hear the gunfire, and what those in the bar might think wasn’t a concern for the espers.

Ashley aimed her wand at Sofron, who moved his shotgun towards her exposed arm. At this range, the rounds he was using were potent enough to sever limbs. But the projectiles would be scattered on Marrie’s arrival. Mundane weapons were a bane to most espers, but the shotgun’s low rate of fire was just the sort of thing Marrie’s melody could deal with. With a projectile and a chained knife incoming, Sofron gave up his position and dove over the counter and into the kitchen.

But physical weapons were never Sofron’s most dangerous feature. It was his magic.

The flaming skull screamed its way towards the espers. It was far too potent for Marrie’s melody and ended up striking her. Only it passed through her like a specter without having any noticeable effects. Ashley would also be unable to get out of the way. It passed right through her shield, harmlessly flying out the other side into the wall behind her. But the wall was where it finally decided to activate. On impact, the burning skull sent rippling flames along the wall. The skull itself turned around to face the espers and grew, until it was tall enough to swallow a man.

Or act as a portal.

The skull opened its mouth again, but instead of a scream, thousands of gallons of water spilled in behind Ashley. She was knocked off of her feet and washed forward, between the counters that seperated the kitchen and lobby. Marrie wouldn't have much time before she was swept up too.

Baleful barrier!"

Sofron swung his hand at a nearby toaster. This did two things. First, it triggered a touch melody that created a row of burning skulls that ran down the counter top in both directions, walling off Sofron and closing off either side of the isle. The second thing it did was shove the toaster towards the conductive saltwater that Ashley and Marrie were being washed away in.

Typically salt water isn’t too dangerous because it is more conductive than the human body, and will dissipate in the wide ocean before it becomes a problem for the people bathing in it. But if you replace the ocean with a smaller tub of saltwater, the human body becomes a much more attractive conduit for the electrons trying to escape the water. Not fatal on its own, But with Sofron present, it wouldn’t have to be.

(Huh, maybe I need a map for this fight after all.)


“Ride elevator straight into hell!”

— Su Fang


@SilverPaw@Majoras End

No hostels, no abnormalities. Well, aside from the well timed loss of power.

The tension in the air seemed to grow thicker with each passing second. The calming incense did little to ease the agent’s nerves, as she was expecting something to lurk around every corner. They were being watched, their advisory was plotting something.

But she was put at ease, if only a bit, when Jaquiline and Finn arrived. She wasn’t sure what was taking Jackie, but figured she had decided to remain behind so that Finn could finish searching, or to calm down the receptionist before departing.

“You find map? Let see map…”

Su was no architect, and she had no intention of wasting a lot of time looking over the limited information the blueprint supplied. The second floor seemed to just be a bunch of residential quarters. Though what brought the validity of the documents into question was the presence of an elevator that the blueprints didn’t have accounted for. There were a few reasons why such a feature could exist. The elevator may have been installed after the fact, but the clinic had been opened recently and it seemed unlikely that they would have gotten an upgrade so soon. The elevator could have been illusionary, but that seemed a little silly, and would have needed to been erected on short notice. Another possibility was that the floor plan was incorrect, either it was submitted for a different hospital or a way to fool the general public. Regardless of how it had come into being, it was a curious feature. Especially if the staircase only lead up and the elevator seemed to go to some lower floor.

“Hmmm… Elevator not right.” Su approached the elevator. “I try bringing it up. ” She raised her hand and prepared to summon the elevator. Or that was the hope. “Probably best only I go down first. They cut power, maybe they cut backup too? Not good.”

Of course, just because Su decided to be more assertive this time around didn’t mean the other espers couldn’t voice their opinion. There was an entire floor above them they hadn’t investigated yet, which might have other inconsistencies besides the elevator.








”Well THAT doesn’t seem too practical.”

— Luna Gallo


There were certain eventualities that all espers should prepare for. But government agents utilizing mad max style hidden weaponry was not it. Was there even room for a gun like that in the engine compartment? Eh, just one more reason the Patriot was one of the worst cars on the market. She should have taken her motorcycle with her.

Though Luna was too busy scrambling to get out from in front of the chaingun to worry about how the whole thing functioned. The survival reflex in her brain kept screaming “Staying here bad, getting to armored truck good.” so naturally, that was what Luna decided to do. She figured she didn’t have to tell Lenny what to do. So long as she kept the armored car between herself and the mad-max inspired vehicle, she should be fiiiine.

Luna reached her arms outside the window and forced herself out of the passenger seat. The only reason why she fit was because she was wearing Pit boss around her shoulder and hip. She crouched into a sprinting position on the window sill, and kicked off.

Human strength wouldn’t be enough to jump to the next car, but her melody had made her weightless, and gave her an extra boost in the air. A pop followed by strings of confetti and glitter pushed the gambler forward. While Luna soared over the open road, she held up pit boss and rained a hail of fire on the oncoming car’s windshield. And the gun, and the motor if it even had a visible motor.

The one part of this whole thing that Luna hadn’t thought out was how to land. They were driving pretty fast, but the only thing that could really hold Luna back now was wind resistance. She might be able to reach the armored car, but with her weightlessness lasting about six seconds, she could drift backwards towards the patriot. Provided she hadn’t been turned into swiss cheese by that point. But whatever, pretty standard stuff for a Maverick really.



Crusader Lord@FamishedPants

The giant armored man shook Sam’s hand with narry a word, only a low growl escaped his helmet as their hands briefly touched. As soon as the shade stepped back, the knight’s sword was soon in his hand.

”I’ll be watching from the distance.” Fritzi waved to her espers before departing. ”Put on a show.”

But Lilliah was just frozen. She had no idea what to tell Samuel, or what such an intimidating opponent could do. Her hands trembled as she tightened her grip on her staff, the flames from her last big fight still fresh in her mind.

But the duel had been delayed enough, and the Pink Pounder did not plan on holding back any longer.

Let's make this fight one to remember!

Shield raised and sword charged with a melody, the Pink pounder lunged for Samuel, crooked steel arcing over the knights shoulder in a direct path with the esper.

But it would be intercepted.

Lilliah had, without warning, decided to press her attack as the Pink Pounder slid towards Silhouette. There was little he could do to capitalize on the attack, as it came so suddenly and without warning.

Blade struck staff, and the knight should have been left open, but that was not the case.

Lilliah’s staff was pushed off to the side by a powerful melody, all while another surge of energy pushed back against the pounder’s blade. Though while the Pink Pounder’s blade was pushed back, he was able to pivot on one foot and allow his other to slam into Lilliah’s rib cage. Not six seconds into the fight and Lilliah was already doubled over on the ground.

So much for the team work exercise. Sam could feel Fritzi’s eyes burning into his back.

But surely he would not give into despair. Not with the session having just started, not with an able foe before him. If he could not fight the Pounder. Then what would happen the next time he encountered Lenore?

Magical Dream Princess could only watch, tears of worry streaming down her face. But she did not remain idle either. From her position on the floor, she pointed her star-tipped wand at the heavens, and magic gathered.




A melody was spun, and then, mere moments later, a car was spinning too, an abrupt cry sounding out from inside the vehicle before it spun out into the forest, smashing back first into a ditch. There was no time to ruminate on the success of Tetrad’s first spell, however. Even as the radio burst out into a flurry of messages, they were already hundreds of meters away from the destroyed vehicle, the Patriot’s engine roaring, the wheels of the remaining escort squealing as it spun around to face them, now driving in reverse as it changed lanes to cover the armored car’s back.

What was the point of that though? What tactical advantage could be offered by spinning around backwards, exposing the car’s engine to direct enemy fire?

Lenny soon found out and let out an incredulous laugh.

The hood of the car split open, and a minigun attachment revealed itself. In the roar of the wind and the static of the radio, it was hard to hear it, but Tetrad could almost barely make out a muffled ‘Say Hello to my little friend!’ coming out from the distant car. And then, after that, there was nothing else to be heard, but the jackhammer blast of hundreds of bullets unloading towards them. Sparks flew and the chassis was ripped apart as the eyepatched woman made as evasive of a maneuver as she could down the empty freeway.

“They got a James Bond budget!”

If it kept up, they wouldn’t have a car left before those muzzles melted.

But that was just how it was, as a Maverick Esper.

THE BOOK OF SOULS IS MISSING YOUR NAME
YOUR FISTS ARE HARDER
FIRST TRY
ATTACK





@SilverPaw@Majoras End
The receptionist, after having gone through way too many emotions over the past minute or two, only favoured Leroux with a dazed glance before slumping to the sidewalk, staring at nothing in particular. Perhaps it would take a while longer for her to recover from whatever had actually happened, or perhaps she’d be able to get the help she needed soon after. Regardless of what fate ultimately befell her, however, Leroux didn’t stick around to find out, re-entering the clinic immediately.

Timekeeper’s report on the physical documents that he was able to flip through during the time she was gone didn’t come up with anything particularly useful. There were folders that contained information on patients, written in a way that made the layman’s head spin, and there was a schedule posted up that showed when the day’s patients were to arrive, with most of them looking to arrive during the evening hours. He found the small, satisfyingly geometric device that was dispensing the aroma as well, but more importantly, the rapier-wielding Esper found the basic blueprints of the clinic as well, the veracity of the information proven quickly once he followed after Breacher.

The corridor, broken up into intervals of shadow and light, contained two smaller rooms on the right, where patients could confide in private with Dr. Sycamore, as well as a larger room to the left that looked to allow for some light physical activity. At the end of the singular corridor, there would be a door leading to the staircase that should just go to the second, residential floor. And yet, there was something else at the end as well.

An elevator.

There was no display indicating where the elevator itself currently was, but the ‘up’ and ‘down’ buttons glowed gently with an amber light.




@The World@Ponn@ERode

The police woman gave Klava a nod of approval as she served herself a drink. ”Hell yea sister! Rock and roll this shit real good!”

With their course decided, the espers sprung into action. Marrie passed on a silver flight melody to Klava before running up the stairs with Ashley. That left the police to deal with the bouncers.

”Alright guys, just like we practiced!”

As the bouncers approached, the police woman stumbled towards them, seemingly drunk out of her mind. Not a terribly difficult opponent, but what was going to make things more interesting was what the other two guys did. They immediately whipped out their cell phones and started filming her as she stumbled over to the bouncers.

One of them cussed under their breath.

”Very well…”







The novice espers hurried up the stairs to distance themselves from the bouncers. Maybe they rushed the door, maybe they gave it a gentle turn first as to not allert anyone. But the result would be the same, they’d enter the sweep.

To the sight of Sofron sporting a SPAS-12.

The Box is locked
This town aint big enough!
First Regret
MAKE IT SLOPPY


Not that it would be easy for the novice espers to tell exactly what type of shotgun he was using, but it was quite relevant. The SPAS-12 had a special foldingt stock that was usually folded up in the videogames and movies it appeared in, which was a waste really. With the stock down, it could absorb a lot more recoil from the self-loading shotgun. Some versions had a hook end on the stock that was useful for holding and firing the shotgun while driving. While Sofron wasn’t behind the wheel of a car, he did have this brace on, and had no difficulty firing it single handedly at the espers. Ashley’s shield would block most of the pellets, but Sofron wasn’t just laying down suppressing fire. There was a melody in his off-hand.

Baleful Undertow!"

It would take Klava a moment later to fly in front of the window, but not much later. Silver flight was about as fast as she could normally move, and it wasn’t like the emergency exit was out of reach. Though it seemed like Sofron had planned on escaping out the window, as the glass was starting to slide out of the way. The air was filled with the hum of several electric servos, slowly but surely moving the window out of the way. Though standing at the mouth of the window wasn’t aSofron, but a squirrel girl.

”Seems we got somebody pe-can on us!”

The rodent woman grabbed the dining room table and threw it out the window, spinning end over end as unfinished meals and a tablecloth was whisked into the air. Klava had just enough time to see her brandish two tonfas, but that was before the tablecloth obscured her position. Though her screaming made it apparent that she was coming closer to the frost maiden.


“Guess we go now?”

— Su Fang


@SilverPaw@Majoras End

Lights out, lights on, eyes up, camera on.

The power had been shut off deliberately, but the reason why was unclear. Su believed the power was cut to prevent access to the computer's files, but that was a hunch and little more. What was evident was that they were being watched. A mastermind was waiting in the shadows, monitoring their actions and plotting countermeasures. They needed to be careful moving forward, but they also didn't want to be so cautious that their mark fled before they arrived. The time Silmeria radioed her in to deal with some weretigers was still fresh in her mind. By the time she showed up, the tigers had all but fled. They couldn't give the doctor the chance to do the same.

But what to do with the receptionist? If Su was being totally honest with herself, she was almost completely sure she wasn't involved. The safe option be to call in the extraction team and have them recover her, but extraction was pretty small for this operation. Just two police officers and their undercover cars. It didn't make much sense to cram every employee they came across into the back of the cars. Doctor Manuel Sycamore was also a thirty-eight year old man, so it wasn't like the receptionist could have been him barring some very convincing magic. It was probably best to just leave her there for now.

Su looked around for a map of the place. It wasn't uncommon for clinics to have maps of their establishments to help patients and new nurses learn the layout. She doubted they would display a security room or something equally incriminating, but it did help to know the layout of the place before diving in.

“Finish up here, I look ahead.”

Breacher made her way down the hall with her shield raised. Ideally, the hallway wouldn't fork too many times before they came across something interesting. Her primary concern was getting routed/ambushed from behind.








”TIL the GM is a mechanic.”

— Luna Gallo


The nun seemed… nice enough. Though with all the betrayals she had to endure, she hadn’t put it past one-eye here to do something later. Though Luna would be lying to herself if she didn’t think the nun was pretty bad ass for wanting to stand against Gemini. Likening them to a greedy oil corporation was enough to get her to smile.

But as fun as it would have been to continue talking, the job was here. If this was a Gemini laid trap it was a pretty convoluted one. They deserved to catch her if they were going to let Luna assist with attacking their own men.

”Flashy, huh?”

Unfortunately, Luna was not really geared for combat, or at least not in a Jeep Patriot.

Firstly, there were all the inherent problems of being inside a Jeep Patriot. The Jeep name might bring images of the jeeps that American soldiers used in WWII, but the army has been using AM General’s humvees instead of Jeeps for about forty years. The change was justified, as humvees are practically bomb proof while jeeps are cheap, light vehicles that are just a touch better than putting a motor and some wheels on a litter box. Seriously, Jeeps are cheap vehicles that have almost every problem you can imagine. The seals around the windows leak, the gear boxes leak, and they are prone to rust. While you don’t need a sports car to catch up to an armored truck, jeep motors weren’t exactly fast as their motors were fairly underpowered. There was a reason why the jeep patriot was discontinued in 2016*, and it should have happened earlier in Luna’s opinion. Truly, she should have taken her motorcycle. At least she would only be risking her own life while trying to maneuver her hula-hoop-shaped weapon. The tiny interior of the Jeep was not going to work for Luna.

*There are a few 2017 Jeep Patriots, but that is only because they start selling next year’s model in fall.

Fortunately, if there was one decent thing about the Patriot, it was that it had some cross bars. Better would have been a full rack, but it at least meant that Luna could climb onto the roof without having to worry about falling off immediately afterwards. But it was still a bit early for that. She wouldn’t need pit boss for this next part.

”Alright, might want to get us some distance.”

Regardless of how tough or heavy a passenger car was, it was still supported by four wheels that only weighed a fraction of its weight. Of those four wheels, two of them pushed the vehicle forward. Thus, stopping one of the wheels would result in a loss of control

Luna rolled down her window and tossed a card at one of the back tires. If everything went according to plan, the card would cause a blowout, causing the car to swerve one way or the other. But this was Luna’s magic at work here. Nothing ever went as planned. As soon as the card struck the tire, the wheel lit up with neon lights, and showed a pair of clock hands spinning towards midnight.

”Might wanna, move to the other side, heh!”

Her first melody wasn’t too flashy. There was always the next one!


This looks like a post from one of those bots, but I'll respond in the off chance it's not.

So in simple terms, there's a ring with a genie trapped inside, and you'd like to make a wish that frees the genie and turns a "bad person" into the new genie?

I would not wish for a mind swap, since that would just swap the minds of the two individuals, and then the wisher would become the new genie anyway. I would just do something like "I wish (insert bad person's name here) could take my place as the next genie." Which ensures that they will take your place and be trapped in the ring.

The only problem with this is it does open up the possibility for someone else to stumble across the ring and make a wish, effectively freeing said bad guy and dooming someone else. Perhaps the ideal wish would be "I wish (insert bad person's name here) could take my place as the next genie for eternity." or something along those lines.
“Good friends are hard to come by, hm?”

The woman smiled, then twisted the ignition, firing up the SUV’s engine with a roar. The seats thrummed with the restrained power of the engine, and she backed out soon after, eye glancing at the truck’s digital clock. “Scheduling’s tight, so let’s talk on the way,” she spoke, pulling out into the road.

“Call me Lenny. GEMINI’s headed out of Pax Septimus with an armed convoy, y’see, to one of their black sites down south. Can’t hold any Maverick for long when ol’ Black’s around, after all, so long-term detainment’s happening elsewhere. And that’s the opportunity.” As they turned out onto the interstate freeway, she turned on the radio, and chatter surged up. Men and women, professionals, reported positions and status to each other regularly, using lingo that rendered it near unintelligible. But it was clear that it wasn’t just a radio station either. “So we’re hitting them on the road. And as for why? Well, balance is nice to have, and a country with only GEMINIs is a shitty one. Like trusting an oil company to solve global warming.”

Lenny flashed her teeth, shark-like.

“But hey, you don’t need to worry ‘bout that. You’ve got a friend in need, after all.”



Thirty minutes later, on an empty stretch of road crisscrossing through flattened forests, the convoy was in sight. Two unmarked vehicles flanked a well-armored prison truck, and upon spotting the Jeep, one of the vehicles slowed down, using its positioning to force Lenny to slow down as well. There appeared to be no reason for them to engage otherwise, but the radio chatter made it clear that the Patriot was spotted and marked for observation.

“Well, Tetrad, I’ll handle the driving, so you do the magicking.”

She cracked her knuckles sequentially.

“But do make it flashy.”




@Izurich

Silmeria’s coilgun fired with hardly any sound. A light “poot,” like a business executive discreetly farting in an elevator filled with his lady friends. No one would hear it.

What they would hear, however, would be said gangster crying out in pain. Three shots from anything was a lot of hurt, and the gangster let it all out with a lion-like roar before falling onto his chest.

Both Silmeria and the mobster looked up at Mika, who had turned around. She still held the keychain in her hand, which was glowing brighter and brighter.

”It’s happening!” She called out, as the keychain had disappeared under the veil of light. ”It’s happening!!” Her voice got louder as the shine got brighter. And then, and then…

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS!
THESE APPLE BOTTOM JEANS WON'T FIT THEMSELVES
MISSION ONE
MAKE IT HAPPEN!


It died down.

Mika lowered the keychain so that she could look at it. The attached charm looked like a tiny knight now that it wasn’t shining. ”Why isn’t it happening?” She shook the charm, but it did nothing. Even if the charm was a grimoire, it would not activate for just anyone. After all, grimoire’s “chose” their espers, and would not activate for another esper so long as its chosen esper still lived. Silmeria was not going to get backup from Mika.

Regardless of what Mika did, the weretiger still had its legs attached. The trio of shots were just enough to break the skin. It rolled over onto its back and lunged for the sniper’s throat.

Silmeria wouldn’t have enough time to line up a second shot, as her footing started to become unstable. Another weretiger had approached the front of the vehicle and lifted it over its head. The crate in the back of the van slid into Silmeria’s back, pushing her closer to the incoming monster.




@SilverPaw@Majoras End
The receptionist yelped as Breacher’s gun flashed, a beam striking one arm as paper, drawn like iron dust to a magnet, converged upon it, locking one arm in place. Whatever the other arm meant to do didn’t matter when Leroux converged upon her, pinning her against the table and twisting her arms behind her back before slapping down a set of plastic ties. Whatever words the woman used however, failed to calm the receptionist in any way. Her breaths came in heavily and rapidly, the last bits of her rational mind keeping her from acting on instinct and struggling. Who knew what these maniacs would do to her otherwise?

“GEMINI? Monsters? I-I don’t know what you’re talking about!” She sputtered. “Who even a-”

While the receptionist’s anxiety spiked and spiraled, Timekeeper went over the desk as well, eyes scanning over the dual-monitor setup at a rapid pace. One monitor was on an Excel document that tracked finances, jumbled columns of numbers that he couldn’t immediately draw anything out from. Another monitor was a split screen that had a list of upcoming appointments, as well as a Youtube video with closed captions on, featuring a Swedish parkour artist cavorting over the tightly-packed rooftops of Indonesia. It looked, by all accounts and purposes, that the receptionist was just in the closed clinic to do administrative work. But perhaps there were other files to filter through. Darker dirt to dig.

Those remained, however, as hypotheticals.

As the receptionist continued to ramble near-incoherently, panicking over a scenario that made no sense, where weapons-bearing cosplayers broke into clinics without immediately demanding money the power in the clinic cut off.

The monitors, all monitors, blinked out.

Not more than three seconds later, the emergency power supply turned on, fluorescent spotlights illuminating the corridor. And with the emergence of those lights bringing the trio’s gaze upwards, they saw it too. An opaque half-sphere embedded in the ceiling. A security camera, observing them silently, anonymously.

It was enough too, to stun the restrained receptionist into a confused quiet.




@The World@Ponn@ERode

The bartender looked more and more cross as the espers continued to discuss how they were going to break into the penthouse. They were either deranged or using some weird gamer language to mask the seriousness of their intentions. The three officer-looking people who came in with them called for the bartender’s attention, but he would not be swayed.

These nut jobs needed to go.

He walked to the back of the bar while flipping open a cell phone and soon disappeared from view. Marrie noticed a few new faces enter the club. They weren’t hard to spot. A trio of big men with imposing frames that had the physique of a cartoon character. Bouncers, more than likely. They were dressed better than most present, and didn’t appear to be part of the costume party. It would take them a moment to reach the bar, but not terribly long.

”We didn’t even get to dance yet!” The smaller, vested police-officer pounded the counter. ”We should have ditched this job and gone to the rainforest! At least we’d be leaving in an ambulance!”

The masked man raised a finger. ”We may still leave in an ambulance.” he added with his eloquent voice.

The woman in the trio was too busy downing her glass of Jack Daniels to respond to anything. With the bartender gone, that meant that all refills were essentially free so long as she didn’t get caught. Not like she had a problem having other people paying for her drinks, but if the bar suddenly became self-service, you couldn’t really fault anyone for thinking it had become a drinking buffet.

She spun in her stool until she was looking at the espers. ”Anyone want a shot before they head off?”


“FBI OPEN UP!”

— Su Fang


@SilverPaw@Majoras End

Not quite what she expected. The entry hall looked clean on a quick glance. It was all pretty high tech too, just the kind of places Pax Septimus could use more of. But as clean as everything was, there were a few things that didn’t add up. The front door was locked at an unusual hour, and despite being closed, there was still a receptionist present. Maybe she was doing some “late night” bookkeeping, but it still seemed strange. The clinic was almost too clean. All the same, the last operation Su was in had too many civilian casualties. If there was a possibility the receptionist was a civilian, she didn’t want to shoot her. Though Su’s squad always came first. She might be reaching for a gun, a silent alarm, it didn’t matter. They couldn’t take her presence lightly. It was unfortunate that the lot of them looked like a bunch of gang members. Aside from her horns and the fact that her vest read “GEMINI,” She probably could have passed as a member of SWAT. Which was fitting, because…

“Back! Step Back! Away from counter!”

It didn’t really matter what the receptionist was doing. Su already had her gun drawn, so it was unlikely she could access anything before su could fire. And Su did fire, but it wasn’t a bullet. She fired a melody at the woman’s arm, which would cause all the garbage in the nearby waist bin to bind her arm.

“Make sure she not thrall! Detain her!” Su kept her gun aimed at the receptionist, should she reveal herself to be a thrall or worse. Since they came in expecting to detain the doctor, all of the espers should have received a few pairs of handcuffs for this mission. As one of her allies (ideally) moved in to cuff her, Su inhaled and spoke again, this time with a calmer tone. “Where doctor?”








”You woke me up for a ride in a JEEP PATRIOT?!!?!??!”

— Luna Gallo


Luna did not do a whole lot to prepare for the meeting with this stranger. Aside from going through her morning routine and talking to the other Mavericks, all she really did was all the basic preliminary work to make sure she wasn’t stepping into an ambush. Scout the location, have some lookouts, stuff like that. But even with all the preparation, she did have to get inside that car eventually. Her luck with working with people outside of Maverick had been pretty dismal as of late. It would be just her luck for the door to the car to shut and lock as she was smothered by a pillow, hit with knockout gas, or whatever typically befell cute girls that got in vehicles with strangers. But as soon as she got inside the car, Luna breathed a sigh of relief. She figured there would be a burlap bag over her head by now if something bad was going to happen.

The nun asked her question. Jezebel being referred to as a bird without her talons was a little disheartening. Maybe she was without her grimoire, maybe she was missing something else. But answering the question was easy. ”I think it’s worth it.” She almost added “good friends are hard to come by,” but that was too corny to tell someone she just met. ”As for questions, how about you tell me what to call you, where we’re going, and why you’re helping me for starters. .”


@Crusader Lord@FamishedPants

Fritzi nodded along with their observations while jotting something down on her “notepad.”

”Unit cohesion is it.” She smiled while drumming a stylus against her chin. Though she did look at Lilliah when she delivered her next part. ”Most of your examples of ‘recklessness’ just stem from agents acting on their own impulses.” Her smile disappeared. ”But while Breacher’s choice to press against the Freelancers was ultimately the wrong thing to do, It was justified. You’re dealing with freelancers who value money so much they are willing to work alongside murderers and kidnappers. They could have routed and killed you all if you did nothing. Breacher did have her issues during that operation, but that wasn’t one of them. Though maybe I’m just hesitant to criticize her because out of everyone, she scores the highest in cohesion. Not by much, mind you, and certainly not high enough to avoid having this conversation later.”

Fritzi guided the agents deeper into the test course. While they walked, the holographic generators kicked on and their surroundings changed. The white floors became gray tiles, broken obstacles turned into giant stones with roughly the same shape, And the walls sported rows and rows of stone frames. The sun was just starting to peak over the horizon, painting the sky in hues of purple. They were in a colosseum, frozen in the first minutes of sunrise.

”Speaking of freelancers, I commissioned one to spar with you today to help you learn cohesion. It’s full contact sparring, so you can get as rough as you like, but make sure to keep your defenses up.”

Not long after that, a metal gauntlet gripped one of the giant stones and shoved it out of the way. It bounced end over end across the arena floor. This revealed a gritty looking knight. His armor was covered in scratches, his sword crooked from countless battles with durable foes. His armor was scratched all over, and his cape was tattered and faded by long fights under the sun. His blade and armor were stained with blood, likely that of his adversaries. His helmet had become misshapen after numerous close calls. This was clearly a veteran of combat.

And his armor was colored pastel pink.

Alright, I know you guys wanna fight me, but leave MAGICAL DREAM PRINCESS out of this!” The knight’s voice boomed before he cast his arm towards the tiny princess behind himself. She too wore a lot of pink, and even had pink hair. She was sitting behind the knight, lightly sobbing.

Pwink Pwowndah! Dwont get huwurt! UwU” She handed the knight his shield, which unlike the rest of his armor, was in pristine condition. There wasn’t a single blemish on his shield, which had an image of the princess herself on its face. It was shiny and refracted the light like the paint job on a new convertible. “Pink Pounder” held the shield with pride.


Pax Septimus wasn’t all ruined cityways, night clubs, and government buildings of. It also had a few functioning warehouses. Some became meetups for gangsters and monsters if not temporary shelters for the homeless to squat in. Though they were used to house goods on occasion. Wholesale merchandise could then be repackaged and distributed to consumers for a profit.

Some did many of these things.

”Mmmmm…”

One dark corner of this warehouse hid someone. Everything but a pink ponytail that was long enough to touch the floor. Her lips smacked followed by the occasional moan of satisfaction.

”Oros?” Sharr was sitting in one of the leather sofas the warehouse afforded. Most of them were packed up in crates, but this one had been opened up for a test. One had to make sure the sofas were comfy before they arrived at their destination, after all. ”What are you doing?”

The pony tail bobbed in the darkness as it continued to make sounds. ”Just pretending to eat a ‘par-cooked’ time traveler that had a nasty run-in with some caustic bovines.”

Pretending to eat?” Sharr tipped her head.

”Yea.” Oros walked out of the shadows. ”Because it was a make-believe time traveler. So if I wanted to eat it, I had to pretend to eat it. Because if it was real, I would have actually eaten it. Something like that is too dog-gone good to pass up!”

”I see…” Sharr’s eyes followed Oros as she took a seat next to her. ”Mind if I try some?”

”Help yourself!” Oros held out her hand. ”Want something to drink? It’s a little dry.”

”I have a glass of caustic bovine milk right here.” She “lifted” her “glass” and gave it a shake.

”Do you have the fortitude for that?”

”I used to eat at Taco Bell every week.”

”Yeesh!” Oros pulled her hand back. ”There’s depraved, and then there’s mexican every week depraved.”

Sharr was seldom without a smile, but her lips curled up just a bit more than normal. ”When you were younger, did you play pretend?”

”Nah, just here and there.” Oros slouched and crossed one leg over the other. ”Not like I had much in the way of siblings and classmates, and my parents were pretty rigid. Kinda hard to even want to play pretend when nobody wants to play with you.”

”You’re not missing much.” Sharr kept her hands folded in her lap. ”I had a younger brother that loved to play pretend. It was fun, but as we got older, we became more competitive.” She chuckled. ”At first, we were content to just go on adventures, but with age came pride. Everything we did had to be bigger and better than the other one, to the point where we would have ‘debates.’But it was just the two of us, so we both had the freedom to pick our own narrative and discard the other one.s. Though I think that was more upsetting to him than it was to me.”

”Riveting stuff.” Oros placed her fist under her chin. ”And what do you think about your new memories? Those make believe to youl?”

Ah yes, Oros had made good on her promise and took her out of this world to meet a doctor that could ‘restore her old memories’ among other things. ”At the time, they felt alien, but they are growing on me. Though that might be because of all the parallels between the ‘old’ me and the ‘new’ me. We both knew you, we were both magical researchers, and there are a lot of other parallels.” With a sigh, her head fell back into the sofa cushions. ”But the scale is so much bigger. I know so much more about the universe, and even the connecting universes..”

”You had a brain to match your ego, yea.”

”But is this a hallucination, or real memories?” Sharr hopped off the sofa and stepped forward. After reaching behind her back, she produced a tiny gourd, capped off with a cork. With a twist, the cork popped free, and out came a “workstation.” Welders, a loom, various benches with hammers and knives at the ready, all from a gourd slightly bigger than Sharr’s fist. ”I knew my subjects well in my ‘old’ life it seems. I should be able to build something with this required knowledge. In doing so, I can confirm that what you say is true. That you and I were originally from a different reality.

”Need anything else?”

”Between what we were able to scrounge up from Penny, and what you plundered from Bob, I can probably start on something.” She placed a hand on the side of her head.

”Still out of it?”

”Yes, the incense our good doctor had me inhale is strong. I’ve had a mild headache, but it seems to be going away. Nothing to worry about.” She noticed Oros stand up. ”Heading out?”

”Yea, I got a date. Not to mention I wanna see how the Grand Magistrate managed to screw around with the Doctrine of Combat Supremacy. How do they justify magic getting so weird after every patch update?”

”You see Oros, in places where mana concentration is highest, the ebb and flow of magic can be expected to change how melodies behave, sometimes affecting certain notes and even espers over time.”

”Right, I was waiting for a shoe-horned exposition. Later.”

”Be back before bedtime.”




It didn’t take more than a minute for a reply to be received.

‘1342 Industrial Avenue, 1PM’

Any other message from Tetrad would be read, but ignored. It appeared likely that the PirateBayRat was only interested in sharing information in person, and for all the prep work that the Maverick Esper may plan on doing, it didn’t matter. They would have to show up. Who knew what they’d miss out on if they hadn’t?



That being said, it wasn’t as if it was impossible to scout out the place beforehand. 1342 Industrial Avenue lead to the outer core of the city of Pax Septimus, where more than a few construction suppliers were lined up. There were steel mills, recycling plants, repair shops for large-sized vehicles, and so much more, all of them with only minimal activity, if they hadn’t been completely abandoned. A previous mayor had offered subsidies for such businesses to flourish, but when those subsidies ended up in the pockets of local mobs instead, such benefits were quickly cut off, and now, the monolithic buildings only remained as silent observers to whatever crimes were committed away from the city’s core.

The facility that Tetrad sought in particular was a cordoned-off manufacturing plant for computer parts, one that had long been set for demolition and yet spared over the years, until it became so overloaded with graffiti and dilapidated from mistreatment that it could qualify as modern art. Before the rusted rent-a-fences stood a Jeep Patriot, painted a flashy red with windows opaque. The rear passenger door was open, inviting, and when Tetrad decided to bite the bullet and step in, she caught the gaze of the individual lounging against the driver’s seat, a half-full cigarette tray balanced above the dashboard. One of the woman’s eyes was hidden by an ornate leather eyepatch, and her long dark hair was tied back into a low ponytail.

“Hey,” she drawled, “Glad you made it. Now, before you get to your questions, I’ll ask you one first, copy? There’s gonna be a lotta killin’, and it’s going to be for a little bird who won’t even have her talons anymore. Still worth it to you, doll?”




@Izurich

The phone number on the van turned out to be the same one Silmeria found online, which led to the “seemingly legit” business. Of course, this was the first time Silmeria was in front of one of their actual vans, and it seemed like it was unlocked. She used the muzzle of her gun to swing the back doors open and peer inside. At the very back there was a small lawn mower and a weed whacker, but of greater interest to Silmeria was the crate in the back, which looked very familiar.

Just over the top of the crate, Silmeria would be able to see Aria running into the nursery. It was odd, really. Usually espers were so careful about revealing their true identity, but Aria had de-transformed in the mission area on a few occasions, and Silmeria was able to recognize the Protector when she was out of the esper state. After she disappeared inside the house, Silmeria’s eyes drifted down to the crate in front of her.

The crate that weretigers loaded young damsels into.

That Silmeria and Aria helped fight, no less.

…Shit.

If there was an upshot to this, it was that they probably didn’t know Silmeria was here yet. That meant that she would have plenty of time to-

”Chase me!”

The front door to the nursery was thrown open yet again as a teenager barreled outside. While Su lead a fairly private life, the one thing that almost everyone in her squad knew about was her adopted daughter Mika. During operations at odd hours, she would usually leave Mika at the nursery. She was probably a little old, but always seemed to enjoy her time there, and none of the caretakers seemed to mind the older girl’s presence.

The native American kid was running as fast as her legs would take her, clutching a keychain in her hand. It was glowing between Mika’s fingers. Hot on her trail was a disgruntled man, who just looked a little bit more like a mobster than a landscaper. His clothes were just a bit too clean, and his hair had been greased back. He had a hand on his hip to keep his pistol from bouncing out of his holster.

Silmeria had to act carefully. This could turn into a hostage situation if it wasn’t one already. But once she fired her gun, the genie was out of the bottle.




@SilverPaw@Majoras End

Havoc made quick work of the door, a simple twist of the backspike sufficient enough to pop the lock off and swing the door open. Immediately, the smell of herbal aromatics blew towards the three agents, incandescent lamps and near-inaudible music combining to make for an atmosphere similar to that of a spa. Light too shone from the walls, large monitors creating virtual depictions of ‘windows’, ‘windows’ that depicted a more pastoral setting than the grungy city block right outside the refuge. It wasn’t too bad of a place, upon retrospect, and the furniture in the waiting room looked to be rather tasteful as well, sleek and unintrusive, but certainly designed with ergonomics in mind.

Of course, all those environmental details didn’t mean much when there was only one other moving individual within the reception area, and only one corridor leading deeping into the clinic.

The receptionist, a young woman in comfortable but professional attire, widened her eyes at the sudden, violent intrusion of three costume-wearing nutjobs, then widened them even more at the very real weapons that they all wielded. Sure, Pax Septimus was a bad place, but what the hell? “Uh, uh?!” she stammered, flicking her eyes from one of them to another. But her hands remained hidden by the large desk, and the way her shoulders shifted made it clear that she was reaching for something.




@The World@Ponn@ERode

They didn’t have many opportunities to speak before the date of the operation, and as a group of individuals from all walks of life, there was reason enough to not speak too much about what they could do until they were literally in front of Sofron’s apartment. Plans were discussed, melodies were cast, attention was gotten. A group of whispering girls was the most natural thing in the world, but the bartender immediately took notice of Klava’s melody. Was he in on it or not? If they hit Sofron soon, there wouldn’t be much he could do about it anyway.



The Grizzly Rose was a fairly standard night club, but the real star of the show was the apartment that sat on top of the joint. The club downstairs was fine for mass raves, but for those that wanted a smaller party with just their closest friends, this was a superior atmosphere.

The apartment was very modern. The kitchen, living room, dining room, and main hall were all one room. They were loosely divided by an island counter, which cut off the kitchen and dining room from the living room and main hall, which was where guests would enter from.

The dining room was strategically placed to offer a view of two different vistas. One was the giant glass wall that let one view the harbor. But at this hour, most of the sailboats had come in, and dark would be falling soon. Which left the second vista, which was inside the apartment itself. On the other side of the main hall was a dance floor. Above it was a giant glass dome housing a transparent rose. It threw hues of neon light all over the floor as the sculpture refracted lights in its prismatic body.

”This is nuts!” Sitting across from Sofron was a star struck young woman. She was wearing a red dress, which couldn’t contain the massive squirrel tail protruding out the bottom of it. Of course, one could also just look at her face to tell there was something off about her. Her eyes were giant black marbles, and spaced a bit further apart than normal. Her nose was also a bit wider than normal, and she had whiskers. But none of this bothered the butler sitting across from her.

"The noise damping is pretty good, yes." He was enjoying an almond scone and tea. The perfect end to an evening. "It’s not badly priced, either. Well, it’s more of a job perk for me, but you know."

”Yea, you told me!” She took another bite of her scone, her eyes transfixed on the giant rose in the distance. ”So this whole place is named after that sculpture?”

"The sculpture came later, I believe the name is a reference to beauty and the beast, actually." He held his chin. "The beast was cursed, and if he did not find someone who loved him before the rose died, he would remain a beast forever."

”It does kind of look like the one in the Disney cartoon. I mean, aside from the whole hanging upside down bit.”

"The beast had a decade to find his true love, but real roses usually die in a week or two."

”Well, you don’t have to wait that long if you don’t want to.”

Sofron glanced down at his hip. His cell phone was vibrating. "I’m expecting company in a few hours."
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