Burger

From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

I like Locke's optimism. He just had his ass handed to him earlier by a single woman, yet he believes himself and a rag-tag band of... Random people, can somehow take on and fight their way through the Galanon army.

Cute. :P

@Xaltwind

looking down on others is all he can do

and he actually has meat shields that won't go off to do their own thing in small alleyways

Cacophony Concord

this is probably the most i've ever posted in one week

wild

Cacophony Concord

With the Slav and Ray rebuking her, Mags had two choices. She could acknowledge that now wasn't the time for PVP and be an adult about the entire situation, or she could be a massive child about everything so she could get her multiple person fight going. It was probably better to be an adult about the entire thing. Her getting her class could wait. After all, they had people that needed to be juiced up to be normal human beings. The only reason to be a child was entirely based on impatience.

The answer of what Mags was going to do was obvious.

"Bock bock bock bock," she began to make the noises of a chicken. Her right hand was placed on her head, acting as though it were the comb of a chicken and her left arm was moving up and down mimicking a wing. "Baby, coward, chicken, bagawck!" The same mocking, bird-like tone continued. "Brother's shadow, brother's shadow, bagawk!"

The insults continued, though they were aimed less at Raymond and more at everyone else. As such, they became considerably less targeted. Wimp, worm, dodo, loser, and twit were all simple insults aimed at everyone else. She didn't really expect the minmaxers (that weren't Lugh) to fight, so she didn't call them out. Maybe if she went Thug, she would have. That would also require taking their money, which they really needed to fix up their bad stats. She may be in the middle of her heel arc, but she wasn't a bad person.

From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

I'm personally just waiting for Locke to say something before I go.

@ERode

your first mistake was thinking i could reliably get a post out on time without being called out in some form

From Oubliette to Oublioth [R.I.P]

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Cecilia's request was responded to with the summoning of the sky-blue wind fairy. With a wave of his finger, it spun into existence with a playful flip. Another silent order came from Locke in the form of a simple hand gesture. Pointing to the sky and quickly looping around. As much as he didn't like taking such orders from lowlanders, the circumstances surrounding it made his visceral reaction meaningless. It helped that he was going to do it anyways.

With a slipstream forming ahead of the fairy, it went upwards to survey the area. With a quick loop, the fairy came back down, giving Locke a shrug before sitting on his shoulder.

"We've been surrounded." A certain callous venom laced his words, him being an odd type of angry about not leaving earlier. "Army's on the main roads. Swords and archers. Spearmen on the side roads and alleys. Appears as though we have to fight our way through. Shame."

He didn't quite care at all for the womanly escapades that the others had. Even if they weren't in mortal danger, he still wouldn't care. He was, however, interested in whatever the new arrival... The older, new arrival? Black hair, red-eyes' summon. But again, this would have to wait until they were no longer pursued by an entire army.

And he went with them east, looking to use the side roads. After all, he still wanted to get the hell out of there first and foremost.

Cacophony Concord

Defeat 1 Bear in solo combat.

Cacophony Concord

in awe at the size of this man's cowardice

Cacophony Concord

Weew. That information came fast. The pioneers really did some great things with their rocks. With some amount of excitement, she read the possible options on the screen that appeared before her. She quickly weighed the options of her supposed low rank classes. Certainly there were more, but they were hidden. They all had certain prerequisites, some easier than others. Three options seemed easy. Monk, with its damage type requirement (already fulfilled, based zero combat experience), just required you to go to the monastary.

Brawler seemed a lot more fun. She had the strength for it. Improvised weapons seemed cool. She already had a few on hand. Starting a public fight seemed easily cheesed. She had friends and they were currently in a public space. Seemed easy enough to cheese.

Strongman seemed easy too, but incredibly strange. The 30% statboost to strength would be amazing as a second class though. She didn't know where the Gin Ren Gym was, though. 20 reps with some sort of monster was also a nightmare, since she was a fresh spawn.

Thug was the criminal line, as thieves are to scouts. While being a level 1 thug that turned into a level 99 boss sounded amazing, the prerequisites were the most nightmarish out of all of them. Reduce someone weaker than you to 20% HP... wait, that one was incredibly easy. She could probably punch Kriz and his bones would turn to dust. Mugging 30 gold was... also a bit rude. Then discovering (the wording being different here), a certain zone?

Probably very hard to do without a class.

"So fellas," she challenged everyone else as she begun her heel turn, "want to go check out our virtual capabilities right here and right now? Two of you against me, since I'm a bit more capable than the rest of you when it comes to this kinda shit. A friendly little fist fight?"

Her goal wasn't exactly to win. It was to start a fight, throw whatever she can at the others, and then goof off with a newfound brawler class. Also not die in a friendly little brawl. That would be HILARIOUSLY bad.

World Beyond the Lexicon

I wish I had a better picture for Kress because his is the only one that looks a bit blurry. Tried to reverse image search it but couldn't find one with a bigger resolution.

@Blu

danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3327098

don't question how i do it

Cacophony Concord

Utilize monsters as training weights for 20 reps. (Current: 0)

excuse me