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I'm gonna ask a Sep question that I know most of you motherfuckers are gonna answer because it's about how you write. And some of you seem to love doing that more than actually fucking writing your posts.

What creator or piece of media directly influences your stories and characterizations for this game?

The answer doesn't have to be comic book related, but who or what do you draw the most inspiration from when you're writing? Is it a TV show, a certain writer's run on a comic book, maybe a movie or book series? What of the previously mentioned things influences you the most when you sit down to actually write?


Scarsdale, New York

Chase and Misty stood at the bar and watched Don Regetti make his way to the stage. Jake Wexler stood beside them with a drink in his hand. The mafia boss had bought a round for the three of them before he headed to the stage. Wexler pulled a stuffed envelope from his jacket and passed it to Chase. He kept his eyes fixed on the stag as he spoke to them.

“Since Angelo is no longer in a position to pay his legal bills, Mr. Regetti is offering to pay for your services.”

“We don’t need his money,” Misty said after a sip from her beer.

“Especially since the US government is picking up the tab,” said Chase, passing the envelope back. “It’s proforma to pay legal fees for anybody entering witness protection.”

Chase saw Wexler’s eyes flash in something that looked like anger. Misty saw it as well and spoke up.

“Settle down,” said Misty. “He’s testifying about that whole mess with that FBI agent. Chase says that all the information he gave the feds about Regetti is now inadmissible.”

“They tampered with the evidence and framed Angelo for murder, Jake. You know what we lawyers call that?”

“Fruit of the poisonous tree,” said Wexler.

Chase winked and took a long sip from his fruity cocktail, careful not to poke himself in the eye with the drink’s umbrella as he did so.

“Be that as it may,” Wexler continued. “Mr. Regetti wishes to show his appreciation for your discreet resolution.”

“Actually, I have an idea.”

Chase took the stuffed envelope from Wexler’s hands and opened it. He rooted through the cash until he plucked out a single ten dollar bill from the envelope and passed it to Misty.

“The man owed you a tenner, right? He missed that pool shit.”

“Right,” Misty said with a smirk. She slipped the bill into her jacket pocket and reached for her drink.

“Now we’re square, Jake,” said Chase.

On stage, music came from the karaoke machine and Don Regetti grabbed the microphone. When he sang, a pitch perfect impression of Frankie Valli came from the big man’s lips.

“Sheeerry, Sherry baby! Sheeeeeeeeeeerry baaaaaaaaaaby! Sherry, can you come out tonight?”

“Mr. Regetti loves the Four Seasons,” said Wexler. “Big Frankie Valli fan.”

“I can tell,” said Misty.

---

Harlem

Misty and Chase sat in her car just outside her apartment building. Chase had his jacket off and his tie wrapped around his forehead like a bandanna. He’d had more than a few of the tropical drinks as the night went on, especially when he found out Regetti and Wexler were buying. At one point in the night he sang harmony with Don Regetti on “Big Girls Don’t Cry.”

“Heck of a day,” said Chase. “We got paid, we got Angelo off the board, we got some justice, and we got paid. Did I say that already?”

“Yeah,” said Misty. “You did.”

Chase nodded and closed his eyes as he leaned his head back against the seat. “Mmm… Job well done.”

“Chase?”

“Yeah?”

“Are you gonna be able to make it home?”

“I don’t have a home,” mumbled Chase. “I’ve been putting all my money back into the business, not paying rent on my place. I got kicked out of my apartment two months ago and been sleeping at the office ever since.”

Misty sighed and leaned back in her seat. Chase was snoring softly. She cursed and got out the car.

“C’mon,” she said as she opened the passenger side of the door. “Let’s go.”

“Where we going?”

“You’re gonna crash on my couch tonight. Tomorrow you find an apartment.”

She helped Chase up on his feet and guided him towards the sidewalk and stoop.

“I’m sorry,” Chase said as they started up the steps. “Sorry for all of this. I fucked our lives up, Misty.”

“You had help, remember?” Misty stopped on the top step to unlock the front lobby door of the building. “And don’t apologize for what’s happened. Just do better in the future.”

“You’re just saying that because I’m drunk.”

“Pretty much,” said Misty. “And I’m almost entirely sure you won’t remember this conversation in the morning. Which is why I can tell you that I’m getting closer. I found the name of the man who set me up. He’s called--”

Chase laughed as they entered the apartment building and he started to sing.

“Sheeeeerry, Sherry baby!”

Misty resisted the urge to smile, instead she said, “That's not his name. But you keep singing that Frankie Valli shit and you can sleep in the car tonight.”

---

Epilogue


Yonkers

“What exactly did she say?”

Turk Barrett raised an eyebrow at the little drug dealer standing in front of him. He was leaning against the hood of his car parked just a block away from the corner the boy ran for him. Turk resisted the urge to shake his head at the boy’s attire. Skinny jeans and shit. Not like the baggy pants, gold chains, and puffy Starter jackets Turk wore back when he was a clocker. The boy had a bandage on his nose and a sling on his left arm.

“Bitch wanted to know who I was working for.”

“Bitch?” snapped Turk. “You the bitch that got his ass kicked, boy.”

The kid looked down at his feet and stuffed his hands into his coat pockets. It was a childish move that reminded Turk just how young he was. If he had to guess, he’d be fifteen at the most. Not much older than Turk had been when he started running his own corner crew in Harlem.

“What did you tell her?”

“I ain’t tell her shit. Why the fuck you think I look like this?”

“Because you don’t know how to fight?” Turk asked with a laugh.

“Because I kept my fucking mouth shut,” said the boy. “Just like you told me. Besides, I don’t know no shit about fishes?”

“What?”

Turk stood up from the hood of the car and quickly crossed the short distance between him and the boy.

“What the fuck did you just say?” he yelled.

“Chill!” shouted the boy. “She asked some shit about a whale. I don’t know what the fuck she was talking about!”

Turk stepped back and rubbed his hands against his shaved scalp.

“Alright,” he finally said. “Get the fuck outta here. Text me when you need a re-up.”

The boy hurried off. He sighed as he watched him disappear around the corner. That was when he pulled out his burner phone and dialed his boss’s number.

“It’s me…. Yeah. Nah, he didn’t say shit because he didn’t know shit….. Yeah. But, sir, she knows about you. At least your name. Yeah… but what about?... No. I get it. Okay. I’ll take care of it, sir.”

Turk ended the call and stared at the phone for a long moment. He tucked it back into his jacket, pulling out his gun instead. He started off in the direction the boy had gone just a few moments earlier.
I made a list of possible heroes I could play, and I came across one I can’t believe I didn’t think of until now.

Would the GMs approve a Deadpool?


No.

I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I have seen way too many shitty Deadpool takes to even consider doing it again.
Cool, I’ll just...be here, then.

I’ll think of something...probably.


You got two whole universes worth of characters to choose from. You got this.
<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

So I searched for this in both threads. You are the only one to have ever said this, being quoted by @Hound55 shortly after. I'm going to need you to cease making false accusations, while @Byrd Man may have said something similar he did not say this.


You fail because you only look in two threads. It was my catchphrase back when you were still in your dad's bawbag
I've written myself into a bit of a corner with my current arc, unsure of how to arrive at the ending except to say "And then Captain America beat up all the bad guys and won, and it was totally bitchin'." But I've had the next arc plotted out for weeks now, so as soon as I find a better ending, there should be fast and loose posting soon.

To use a metaphor, I've found myself narratively constipated. Once I take a plot laxative, you guy can expect posting diarrhea.


Here is what I have done if I get in a situation like that: I skip the post all together. Works for me but it may not work for you.
What I'm saying is everybody should come out for Eddie Brock's "Marvel: A New Generation" RPG, coming soon to the Roleplayer Guild only to be swiftly run into the ground with self-insert OCs and people who miss the concept and want to use the classic characters anyway!


1st post: "Can I be Batman?"


Crown Heights
Brooklyn


Misty Knight leaned against the brick wall and tried to catch her breath. A car alarm was blaring from somewhere nearby. A car had tried to take her out and would have succeeded if she hadn’t jumped out the way at the last second. Misty didn’t look back after hearing the car crash into the side of a building, but she had heard the sounds of someone stumbling out of the car and running after her.

Taking a deep breath and exhaling slowly, Misty searched for her phone and cursed when she realized she dropped it after ducking out of the car’s way. She had to call Chase and let him know what was going on. They had been wrong about this whole mess. The sound of approaching footsteps drew Misty back into the moment. She pulled out her gun and prepared for who was coming. A white man in a dark suit came around the corner, a glock in his hands. His eyes went wide when he saw Misty standing there with her own gun.

“Drop it,” he commanded. “I’m--”

“FBI,” said Misty. “I know. Agent Lanning, right? I know all about you.”

“Whatever you think you know,” said Lanning. “It isn’t true. And even if it was, who the hell is going to believe a washout ex-cop over an FBI agent? Drop the gun.”

Misty lowered her weapon. Lanning started forward cautiously as she brought it down. She let the gun slip from her hands. Lanning’s eyes darted down as the gun clattered on the ground. That was her opening. Misty lunged forward and grabbed Lanning’s wrist with her right hand. The FBI tried to pull back while Misty drove the palm of her left hand into his eardrum. He cried out in pain while Misty jerked his arm up into the air.

The gun went off three times before Misty could sweep his legs out from under him. Lanning fell hard to the ground. Misty kept the agent’s service weapon trained on him as he looked up at her with angry eyes.

“You’re making a huge fuckup,” said Lanning. “Do you know who I am?”

“A murderer,” said Misty. “That’s who the fuck you are.”

---

US Attorney’s Office
Federal Plaza


Adrian Chase sighed and hung up the phone. Misty’s number kept going to voicemail. He’d already left her a message asking for her to call him back ASAP. Whatever she had found, it sounded important. Chase was fairly certain Misty had managed to find out the truth in her own way. It took Angelo the better part of a half hour to come clean about everything. And it was one hell of a story.

“He’ll see you now.”

Chase gave his thanks to the receptionist and followed her back to the picturesque corner office with the breathtaking view of Manhattan. This time, US Attorney Jack Thomas sat behind his desk. His plastered on smile from last time had been replaced by a curious yet cautious look.

“If you wanted to accept my Queen for a Day offer, Adrian, you could have just called.”

Chase waited until the receptionist had closed the door before he spoke, not even bothering to sit down.

“I want full dismissal of all charges on Angelo.”

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me very clearly,” said Chase. “Drop the charges or we go to trial and I wreak havoc on your case, Jack. I just spoke with my client and he had some very interesting things to say. Get me in front of a jury and I spin a tail of corruption, sex, and murder. I kick up enough reasonable doubt to at the very least hang a jury and embarrass your office to the public.”

Thomas rapidly stood up from behind his desk and leaned forward, his face rapidly turning red from anger.

“What kind of bullshit is this?”

“Angelo’s girlfriend, Rosa Torres,” said Chase. “I’m sorry, I meant Stephanie Potter. That was her real name, right? Special Agent Stephanie Potter. The name was a fallback identity in case any of Angelo’s mob buddies got fishy about where he was going to and started to look into it. The apartment was paid for with bureau funds and that’s where Angelo and Special Agent Potter met to go over any new intel he had acquired. But then something happened. Angelo’s greasy charms worked on Potter and the facade of being his goomar became a real thing.”

Chase put his hands in his pockets and bounced on his heels, a small self-satisfied smirk on his face.

“Angelo probably got a big thrill out of sleeping with the cop who he was supposed to be handling him. But something went wrong. Another FBI agent, Jon Lanning, grew obsessed with Angelo and Stephanie’s relationship. My client is prepared to testify about Lanning stalking him even though he was a willing informant. I will say, in front of a jury, that this rogue FBI agent, Jon Lanning, killed the truck driver in New Jersey to frame Angelo, and your office went along with it to keep things quiet and preserve your mob case, going so far as to doctor evidence and create probable cause. And then Lanning went further with it and killed Special Agent Potter in a fit of jealousy and to make sure that Angelo had no alibi for the night of the killing in Jersey.”

Chase looked at Thomas’ even redder face. Thomas started to say something, but was interrupted as Chase held his phone up.

“Before you say anything, my PI sent me a message that implies she has evidence that can back up my client’s bold statements.”

“You son of a bitch,” snarled Thomas. “Do you know what those kinds of accusations would do to me and my career? Do you know what that would do to your career, you little piss ant? Not even your father could bring you back out of the deep, dark hole the legal community of New York would throw you down.”

“I’m already in that hole,” said Chase. “I have been since I quit the DA's office, and if you think I’m going to appeal to my dad to save me you are sorely mistaken. I’m going to file a brief and set up an appointment with the US Attorney for the Northern District so that my client can give his testimony to a neutral third party who can investigate his claims.”

“You do this,” said Thomas. “And our case against the Regetti’s is over. Angelo’s testimony will be tainted by his affair with Potter and the accusations against Lanning. That’s a lot of criminals you’re going to leave out on the street. A lot of potential death and mayhem.”

Chase stared out at the view of the city and took a long moment before responding.

“I’d rather take the two-time murderer with a badge off the streets than worry about potential crimes. And the fact that you’d be okay with leaving Lanning were he is in order to protect your case says everything I need to know about you, Jack. Enjoy your nice corner office while you can. I’ll be in touch.”

Chase started to walk out of Thomas’ office, but stopped short when he reached the threshold.

"Oh, and if you need a job please let me know. I still have enough pull at dad's law firm to get you a spot in the mail room."
So on that note then, Who is everyone's respective favourite character? And what run of theirs is your favourite to date?


Jim Gordon, and it's a tie between Year One and how he was portrayed during Snyder's Detective Comics run.
*quietly drags Superman CS out of storage, blows dust off*

What? Oh, I'm just going through my old things. Pay me no mind...


Think you can beat my concept? By day, mild-mannered Clark Kent is a reporter and by night... same fucking guy. No Superman at all.
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