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@Xaltwind@Enkryption

Slimes don't lay eggs silly. They go through mitosis and make copies of themselves. Slimes have a core/nucleus that divides itself when they decide to replicate. A slime can divide itself but it won't be a true 'new' slime unless a nucleus division is involved. So no Flan eggs, period.


If you wanna be unfun about it, sure.
@Xaltwind

Slime Eggs are pretty common, so I'd assume that she could, and does.

Edit:

This might be legitimately the most fun I've had talking about something as nonsensical as what to do with eggs laid in a fantasy setting.

Chataeu Gothika's Confectioneries is an amusing thought to explore.
Commerce, eh? Graft is interested all of a sudden.


Graft looks at some charts, a few projections, and then, gathers Kath, Mamoru, Chuunitrixx, and Light, and says, "Ladies. Are you interested in making some serious side cash for literally the least effort on your part? If so, then I've got the side hustle -- I mean, job for you and your cloaca!"
Pfft. Normal eggs. That's for hobos. We need to be Gaston, but with half the effort.

I could see Rodias being approached by Chuunitrixx make that a commerce of the Chateau. Pastries made from the eggs laid in the Chataeu; Hivequeen's Homecooked Honeybuns, Maid's Marbled Madelines, Librarian's Lovely Ladyfingers, and Eccentric Entity's Eclairs, because, if anyone could cook out insanity, it would be Flan.
Considering Mamoru is based off a pokemon and every pokemon Kat’s eggs regardless of their vague biology, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Mamoru happens to lay a few duds. Though I wonder if their personal traits affect the quality of the egg? Like Mamoru’s eggs having a hard metallic shell or something.


I could see that. And, they would be self-cleaning; no dust or dirt around them at all, but they take a while to make the clean happen -- Mamoru's Maid Class and laziness inherited by them. XD
What, you don't find the prospect of Ashara squeezing out a tiny four-legged fox-kit funny? Or Isolde giving birth to a wind-up doll? THAT'S RACIST! D:


Well, put that way, I did get a sensible chuckle. XD
*So glad Ashara and Isolde can't have babies right now...*


Even if they could, that wouldn't have a many comedic angles, beyond babies doing dumb baby things. Eggs are inherently funnier than a baby, where comedic possibility is concerned. That's all I'm saying.
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Kath and Flan make an omelette.


If they wanna be rude af, and commit cannibalism, in a fashion.

Although, honestly, Chuunitrixx can lay actual eggs with the intention of them being eaten, if needed, or used to crossbreed and/or evolve captured species in the Beast Pens... if asked extremely nicely, and provided the DNA Strains and Units of Food to produce them.

Her Reproductive Capability skill is useable in that fashion, since Traptrixx was technically a Brood Summoner with Guns, and Chuunitrixx is a very complex biotechnological replication factory that's just rusty.

Edit:

Now, I'm just cracking up over the idea that Kath and Mamoru, due to being Dragonoid, and prone to biology in the New World, start to lay infertile eggs once a month, and it ends up with Chuunitrixx, Kath, and Mamoru making Flan one very happy Slime once a month, as she gets three literal baskets of 5* Quality [Fresh Dragonoid Eggs] and [Fresh Hivequeen Eggs].
@Stern Algorithm

Understandable.

Training the Ascendants is done via reading to them, which helps to generate their Class Levels... but, Uncle Salem's City of Playthings isn't too far-fetched an idea. XD
@DracoLunaris

I did say it was arguable for a reason, because it is really a matter of semantics, no offense, in that, unless Kath were to die or forget that information, she is the irreplaceable factor in the example. And, Chuunitrixx didn't steal Kath.

I'm not condoning the thievery, as it's just as wrong, but, there's a vast wealth of difference between a physical property like a single-print book and the metaphysical property of your very privacy.
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