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Alberta: "Really, it's a fairly simple process, you know, withering the tea leaves to pull their moisture, bruising the leaves and letting them oxidise to strengthen their aroma and flavour, then steaming the leaves to stop them from oxidising which prevents damaging said aroma and flavour, then rolling the leaves into a desired shape which can actually further enhance the taste of the tea depending on how it's handled, and then finally air drying or baking the leaves to finish, but it's important they're not overcooked otherwise all your efforts basically amount to nothing and you're left with the hot, bitter taste of failure. And that's just for making black tea! There are many others that follow different processes, but this is the most common one. Of course, you could just harvest the tea leaves fresh and soak them in hot water, but compared to dried leaves and flowers, the taste is completely different. Still, it'll probably taste a lot better than the teabag garbage some of these food stalls are serving, you might as well be drinking sugared compost with hot water poured on top of it."

Kress: "haha magic make tea"
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In due time, I will regret this format. But for now, it's funnnnnnn.

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“Huh?”

Kress turned around, and in that moment of indecision, Misaiya could see someone else slip right in front of the blue-haired boy. Not that the boy in question seemed to notice or care. Smiling at his fellow first year, he chimed, “Yup, nice to meetcha too! And don’t worry, there wasn’t anything much said. Just some lively debate over what it means to be placed in Class C.”

As he spoke, Kress’s eyes scanned over the truant student’s attire. Interesting clothes, for sure. He was pretty surprised, even, that those fancy robes hadn’t been snagged onto anything yet. Magical? Or mighty? Who knew? Misaiya probably did. “By the way, how d-”

Then a familiar face popped up. Not so familiar that he knew much about her at all, of course, but Ankaa was certainly a member of the class, and was certainly a girl, so that was already two things he did know. A silent apology must be said though, to those who she pushed aside on her way here. “Hiya, Ankaa,” Kress said. “This is Misaiya, who’s pretty late…but also I’m sure Professor Yu- I mean, Nyx, didn’t actually take attendance. Probably hard to notice, but he wasn’t ticking any boxes or anything over there. So there's like, every chance in the world that he's fine. And yup, I’m just waiting in line-” when there wasn’t a line “-and Misaiya just said he’d want to join up. You wanna as well? They even have a shark there to pose with!”

She looked curious enough about the whole affair. First time seeing this, maybe?
Tragically, 0 x 1.1 is still 0.
The player that Ari flagged down looked friendly enough, even if their appearance appeared to have no theme at all going for them. Rotund and seven foot tall, the weathered man had a body shape akin to a yam, bulging in the middle but thinning out on top. Wearing a large, patchwork cloak from which talismans were pinned to with nails, he stopped, turned, and regarded the group of newcomers.

“Yikes,” was the first thing that came out of his mouth, much more high-pitched and boyish than his frame suggested. “Really small-brained it, huh? Lol. Fucking noobs.”

He continued to make vague, laugh-like sounds, the chainmail underneath clinking. After a moment though, the yam-man paused, thoughtfully, looking the part of a worldly priest.

Of course, that ended the moment he opened his mouth again, and the voice of an insufferable 13 year old sounded. “Slap that boulder there. You’ll get 20 silver. Go straight up the road next. You’ll see a shrivelled old fuck squatting by a teahouse. He has a mouth full of rotten teeth. He sells charms. 20 silver per. +5 in all stats. That’ll help with your fuck ups over there. After that, head off to the west gate. You’ll see a river. Go down that river til you see these frogmen. They’re easy money; you can beat them up with your fists, ‘specially with the charms. Farm those, sell them, and once you’ve got some kills, you can start looking for proper work with merchants. Caravans heading southeast are always looking. There’s no tutorial, by the by. Good luck. Lol.”

The massive man nodded, sniggering.

“Now I’mma yeet, so see ya nerds literally never.”
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