@Fabricant451
So you've played Chain of Memories and the IOS game?
I've played Chain of Memories twice. One on the GBA and the other Re:Chain of Memories on the 1.5 thing. And yeah I played Unchained X on the Android. It was a miserable time.
@Fabricant451
So you've played Chain of Memories and the IOS game?
I've sat here for an hour and I've never seen two people go "you're factually wrong because my opinion" more than this.
@Fabricant451
KH1 doesnt have limit breaks so you calling me objectively wrong about the game's mechanics just lost a bit of it's punch.
If I don't care about bland characters then I'm not doing anything wrong, the development is trope-ridden and simplistic and that's worse than it being non-existent.
And yeah, I forgot jump attacks, deep combat bro.
Playing Sora like a mage is ineffective in KH1, the menu scroll in real time is to cumbersome to use magic consistently in mid level fights and you still have to do a shit load of rolling, its not smooth or visceral, that's why 80% of the time on speedruns OR regular lets plays or playthroughs they are spamming that god awful combo. The game isnt designed well enough for you to successfully mix it up in KH1.
But I mean if you're going to say that KH1 of all fucking things has a better Battle System, story, and character development than something like Tales Of Vesperia then I'm just going to have to tune out and post Gifs.
And Cid can still be an ass without swearing, look at Dante for christ sake.
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Wait. What?
You know what. I'll take it. It's better than nothing.
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>> Me when someone defends the Kingdom Heart series
The way even the KH1 fan is shitting on Alice in Wonderland makes me think that I might actually begin having fun with this game if I manage to slog through the shitshow that is the Alice in Wonderland level.
No, seriously, if I have three seconds of fun playing this fucking game tomorrow, I'll only have had three seconds out of my entire life having fun with it. It's that much of a chore to me. But it feels like a fundamentally wrong thing that I don't like Kingdom Hearts. I should like Kingdom Hearts. On paper it's my dream game. *Frustration*
but I do like Riku's growth but anime's i think have done this a lot better in a less tight time-frame.
Riku has character development but its nothing we haven't seen before in 1000 different animes/JRPGs done better.
KH1s combat is not deep, Kingdom Hearts playthroughs/speed runs on highest level of play consist of a lot of dodge rolls, one 3 hit combo, and using cure. No amount of you saying I'm belittling it is going to make it any deeper.
KH2s combat is deeper, it has more enemy types and different ways to mix up attacks, but a lot of that boils down to 'press triangle to do something cool' and turn into the powered up form for a limited time for access to more powerful attacks that totally isnt devil trigger. These things aren't necessarily bad by concept, but that's what they are.
I mean look, if you find a happy go lucky kid gaining friends and confronting an 'evil' organisation a good story then fine, there isn't nothing inherently wrong with it just like there is nothing wrong with 70% of the Tales games you shit on, but it's just not particularly interesting when its lead by characters with simplified dialogue and childish humor. I'm not being a snob, this is what happens when you apply the children's story telling of disney to a 30+ Hour JRPG, simple pleasant enough things get drawn out and tired.
The platforming is uninteresting, trying to time those idiotic vine swings in deep jungle isnt fun, its not a particularly interesting enviroment, the level progression of finding pictures for tarzan's slideshow isnt engaging. Its a level that you would find in the video-game adaptation of a disney movie. And that goes for a LOT of them (I think I liked the jack skellington world but It was a long time ago).
but because they couldn't bring back the movie voice actors for the game
And yes they act out of character, obviously that is sort of the result of a non-canon variation of adapting FF characters to a kid friendly disney 'what if' story but yes Cid highwind acting like a friendly grandpa mechanic when he's supposed to be a chain-smoking, alcoholic, smart-ass prick, IS out of character, and I don't feel like his KH version really added much of anything to the narrative.
Kairi is a bland character so I found it impossible to care about any interaction between her and a nearly as bland Sora. I haven't played chain of memories or anything outside of 1 and 2 so I cant speak on the development there.
So yeah there's my subjective opinion, be sure to let Prawn remind me why it's objectively wrong.
The Character development in KH is non-existent, Sora being a brave young boy, evolving into a slightly braver young boy who has now made loads of different disney friends and understands a bit more about the heartless is not development. He's a thin character, and donald and goofy are one-note comic relief/sometimes expostion, and you spend too much of the game with them, Riku has character development but its nothing we haven't seen before in 1000 different animes/JRPGs done better.
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No but seriously, I've only played KH1 and 2 so I cant comment on birth by sleep. I'm being very genuine when I say I struggle to see what people like about these games beyond the novelty of seeing Sephiroth in the coliseum from Hercules.
The first game was awkward, bad almost movie-game level platforming, with extremely simplified and uninspired combat.
The plot was somehow overly simplified on one level, but then convoluted on another, but mindlessly boring on both.
Which I blame mainly on the characters, I'm dying to hear any argument that KH1's characters aren't the most wafer-thin one-note trope cut-out, power of friendship-tween concepts out of anything that Disney OR FF have conjured up.
When your game's deepest character is a walking 'dark rival' trope plucked from something out of a pokemon fan-ficiton you know you are dealing with some paper people.
Kingdom Hearts 1 was a polished snooze-fest which allowed me to see some fairly beloved final fantasy heores act out of character for a couple of cutscenes and getting to relive some plucked out nostalgic Disney cartoon scenes with little dialogue and no music.
]KH2 seemed to be even MORE convoluted but with slightly more bearable combat, (which was mostly just quick-time events and a poor man's devil trigger). I'll admit I skipped most of the cut-scenes a quarter of the way in, but it was fun playing the little mermaid mini game where I got to sing under the sea.
Do you want to talk about how crap God of War is now?
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How do you 'back down' to a Mad Max gif which is literally saying 'I will not engage'?
