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22 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

Somehow I'm suffering from such a lack of ideas and demotivation these days.
@The Fated Fallen I'm innocent!
@HeySeuss Hiho!
I'm interested in the fantasy variant of the maimed-warrior-brought-back-to-life plot :) PM me if you are as well.
I'm currently feeling like suffering from a massive lack of ideas :(
The Skayleigh with the troublesome name had been in a mood that would have allowed him to admit to himself that it wasn't very good. The prospect of picking up yet another traveler with hardly any checks for both good intent and worthyness for the journey ahead didn't appeal to him. Who the hell was she ? Buckling knees and her general impression did not exactly match his image of a powerful sorceress, nor did the lack of a bow or bulging muscles that would have been anywhere near the half-elf's extreme standards allow for an alternative interpretation than that she appeared to be quite lost here.

Thus, An-Hasst's comparatively unfriendly approach had only partly been due to the dagger in Mag's hands. He had hoped to have an opportunity to scrutinize her or maybe even make such efforts unnecessary in the first place -- by making her not wanting to join them. Then he moved in, the destroyer of all scenarios of intimidation, the one person out of the party the Skayleigh probably could stand the least for exactly what was happening now. While the priest was busy laying out his trail of slime for her to trap into and get stuck so he could fulfill his heroic deed of pulling her out of it and putting her into the helping hands of the others, An-Hasst's eyes sought those of Geradin.

Tell me that you dislike this kind of approach as much as I do, please! Tell me that you want me to kick him into his little but while you do the same to his knees so someone of us can drag him to where the scent of devastation comes from or at least smash his pretty face into the dirt!

Of course there was no way the Skayleigh could know what kind of interpretation the dwarf would draw out of his angered view, but he hoped that it would be something similar to this because that was what he was thinking. An-Hasst was tempted to interrupt Settionne and tell the woman that a thing like a large group hunting a dragon didn't exist and that the priest was grossly exaggerating, but the number of horsetrails would have spoiled this betrayal immediately.

"Settionne! Who has given you the authority to tell everyone about our party and our goals and make everyone an offer to join us without prior reconciliation with the others ? You come with me, now!" An-Hasst's voice was angered and he stared down at the priest. He even bent down slightly to give the much smaller man a better look at his itching grimace while his hand was already tempted to just grab the shoulder in front of him and start dragging.

@POOHEAD189@The Fated Fallen@Banana@BCTheEntity@Sypherkhode822@Ink Blood

@POOHEAD189 I'll try to post soon-ish now, but I have a lot to catch up and re-read.
@FetzenAh yes, I forgot I also gave yo that time stasis, my bad.
My assumption was more giving you the benefit of the doubt than speculative. Even if I forgot I gave you the time stasis, I still let it slide regardless. :P

Forgive me though. It was past 3 AM haha.


As long as I will be able to remember my own character once the time stasis is over I think I can survive that little blunder
@FetzenNeed you to post as soon as you can. You did go over the time limit, but I realize you were busy focusing on the Merc RP so I'll let it slide this once.

I posted for the Town crew! @everyone


I'm in a deadlock until either @Sypherkhode822 has posted or has timed out. I have explicitly informed you about that situation here and requested for my post timer to be suspended until either he has posted or has timed out. Not only did you approve this request, but you even stated that you would have planned on that anyway.

So far neither the post nor the timeout event has come true and also there was no statement from you about the approval being withdrawn, so I am to assume that my clock still is not ticking again.

Yes, I have posted in the Merc RP (and so I've done in several other threads), but that doesn't automatically imply that it was this that kept me away from posting here. Your assumption is highly speculative :P
@POOHEAD189 So I hope this post is less faulty than my last one.
Still standing where he had stopped moving a considerable time ago and having been abandoned by all the guards and already having been designated a 'problem' openly, Othiosiya couldn't help but feel quite... disposed of. The Drabarian could see movement in the foremost section of the guild hall his view could access, but still the massive gradient in illumination between the outside world and the inside room made it hardly possible to see anything without starting relentlessly.

The latter thing was an option the Drabarian was not willing to take. He silently considered it to be rude and inadequate for the situation, even though other, vastly smaller people seemed to be far less hesitant. Given this it wasn't surprising that the order in which the new arrivals started to be dealt with was not the same order in which they arrived, but again patience was an art to be mastered. Othiosiya only made a few small steps forward to give a signal that he actually was interested in joining, but his hopelessly tremendous body was capable of making a series of loud, thudding noises out of even that.

The Drabarian used the available time to make initial judgements: The man who had overtaken him in the queue didn't seem to hide anything spectacular: Simple clothes, ordinary physique. Kayden on the other hand was an entirely different person: The number of coins in his pocket didn't seem to be much of a worry for that man. In fact Othiosiya initially found it hard to not put him across the border which separated normal behaviour from forced attempts to look fancy.

"Well... yes. I've come here to try and join your company." Damn he really would have liked to already know Kayden's name, but in order not to put the other man into the same embarrassing trap he quickly added his own. "I'm Othiosiya."

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