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6 yrs ago
Current Imagine thinking a root beer other than A&W is the best
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7 yrs ago
Shut the fuck up nerds
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7 yrs ago
Fuck off Garde
8 yrs ago
Stop looking at me
8 yrs ago
Who are you people

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@Leaves@Spiffy@floodtalon I’ll ask that the three of you please pay attention. When it was just Leaves I was content to just ignore it, but since the two of you followed suit, there’s a glaring flaw in order of events in your posts. Specifically, I had both crews dock and get off on the pier. After that the first cannon shot was fired and then people showed up. If anybody wants to determine that they were in fact still on board their ship at the time then I’ll let you make that decision, but you can’t force that interaction on others (such as Feya accepting the challenge while on board, then touching Slick who hadn’t decided he was still there yet). I ask that you all please fix your posts with the proper order of events, thank you.


Apologies, I originally had Slick on the island but after reading Leaves post I was confused and decided to just go with the flow. I will be editing my post so that Slick is on the island.
"Oilburn" Slick Drake



They landed upon the docks and the two crews set foot on land, not long after the sweet music began to play and Slick's blood began to boil. The invisible man remarked that the boom boom people knew they were there already, Slick's perpetual grin growing wider as he gripped onto his flamethrower tightly. The boom boom people arrived shortly, including a man who's legs looked as thin as matchsticks! Maybe his legs were matchsticks. Slick was going to have to take this man's legs to be sure. He greeted the combined crews, with a laugh that imitated the sweet orchestra that Slick specialized in. Maybe he wants to be art?

As the man talked at them, he snapped his fingers and another verse in the orchestra played. This time the results landed much closer to the ships, rocking the boats slightly and exciting Slick even further as his gaze grew cloudy. If someone looked at him they would see just how ready Slick was to begin his art. It will be so beautiful and bright. The crowd roared at him to fight and he was happy to oblige the matchstick man right now, the muscles in his legs tensing up as he prepared to leap at the man and turn him into a masterpiece never before seen by-

"Yes!" Then someone grabbed him and began shaking him very roughly, Slick barely being able to put up any resistance thanks to his lanky stature and the assailant's superior strength. This shaking also served to distract Slick as he focused in on the features of the pale doctor who constantly yelled at him about dangerous food triangles. She squeezed even harder and Slick let loose a minor groan of discomfort. "Did you hear that?" She shook him even harder before letting go, Slick collapsing to the ground with swirls of dizziness in his eyes as he struggled to comprehend what was going on.

Slick just lay on the hard ground of the island and groaned, his insides wanted to come outside. "My inner Bonekid hurts..." He moaned pitifully as the world spun around him.
"Oilburn" Slick Drake



Boom flag boom flag boom flag boom flag, the floating castle has a boom flag meaning the castle was made of explosions, explosions smell so beautiful they taste like the perfect steak they feel like the softest pillow, explosions are the true symphony of fire. Slick wandered over to the giant flammable puppy with a large smile on his face, practically bouncing in place as he asked his question. "Puppy dog man. Tell me of the explosion castle. You have the big arms just like the explosion on the wavey cloth, so you must know all about the explosion castle. It is simple logic."

Whatever the giant flammable puppy said would be promptly ignored as Slick suddenly turned all his attention to Tibulachild who was talking to his sword like a crazy person. Maybe the sword talked back to him in his head? Drik talks to people in his head, they had lots of interesting stuff to say whenever he talked to Drik. One of the voices was really scared of Slick, he had no idea why. Something about being "an insane pyromaniac who is on the brink of burning everyone to a crisp at any moment" or something. Slick just really liked art. Drik was fun to talk to when Slick wasn't cooking. Why is he staring at Femuradolescent again? Oh yeah, talk time.

A sticky whip of oil emerged from Slick's sleeve and tried to grab onto the boney child, pulling him over to the explosion puppy and Slick so everyone could have the talking talk. In a rare moment of clarity Slick actually remembered Bonesword's name just so he could talk to him properly for a minute. "Bonekid! What do you think of the explosion castle? Do you think I will get to make lots of beautiful art?" Slick's eyes were practically sparkling as he thought of the wonderful art he could make in a land of explosions. It would be beautiful. "It is decided Skullteen! You shall be my assistant as I make art in the explosion castle!" And there goes the clarity. If one could translate through Slick's insanity they could probably figure out he wanted Bonekid to hang out with him during this castle. He probably should just so to ensure Slick doesn't set the entire island on fire. "Can I make an entire island into art? Maybe if it's an explosion island... Slick muttered under his breath as he stared intently at the flags adorning the castle. Today was going to be a beautiful day. For Slick at least.
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First Pyramid

@KoL@Gardevoiran


As the beams of Light and Dark clashed, Nina's beam of Darkness slowly began to overtake Amaterasu as her features began to look more and more feral. She was seconds away from overtaking her when several yellow stones rained from the sky, one nearly crushing the both of them as Nina took the opportunity to disengage from the sun goddess by dropping to the ground. The yellow blocks formed into a sort of golem, with a glowing red eye staring at her. Nina roared at the beast of stone, this new beast was more dangerous than the pathetic goddess that she had previously been facing, this one would need to be taken care of. She let her Darkness begin to build inside of her as she drew her sword, rushing the golem with a flurry of mighty blows all aimed at it's eye. She would finish her combo with a blast of Darkness from her mouth and a backwards leap away to try and avoid any counterattack.




"Your foolish pride is showing Laguna." Chen's voice came out of nowhere from the entrance of the pyramid as he walked towards the cowardly Angels, his usual emotionless face somehow giving off the distinct impression that he was disappointed in the two of them. "If you're going to hide and wait for a safe opportunity like a vulture, you may as well not be here." A few vines attempted to grab him, but the moment they touched Chen they suddenly swelled to a massive size and exploded in a burst of organic matter. "Make no mistake, were it not for my presence you would all be dead. This Guardian is not something you can just wait for everyone else to take down, it will take all of your combined might to bring down the Guardian of the Pyramid."

To think this is what the heroes of Heaven were like, opportunistic cowards who stole from the victors of a hard fought battle. Pathetic. Chen raised a hand in the direction of Saef and Lucifus, a look of minor disgust actually present on his face as he stared the cowardly Angels down. "When you fight in the name of the Imperator, you do not cower in the corner like a frightened rat. You fight." With that being said Chen swiped his hand to the side, the vines that had previously touched him and exploded reforming and shooting towards Sobek like organic missiles. But it did not stop there as more and more vines began to sprout from the ground, Chen's Green Relic shining brightly as he used his power to grow more and more plants to use in his fight against the Guardian.
Hi there, I noticed that you've just had someone drop out on the RP and I was wondering if I could take their spot?
@Reflection

No, an average blast of lightning from Tesla's glove would do a decent amount of damage to a Servant but nothing insane. His glove is on par with a C rank Noble Phantasm. Anything more would require more preparation to make.
I'm interested in the Archer Slot, any problem if I made a sheet for Nikola Tesla?
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