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Omega: A Witch, Some Aliens, and an Old Friend...


Omega grunted as he landed on his side and onto the floor of a room made up of some blue metal. Omega was not sure what it could be, but it was definitely able to withstand the use of his an Aaron's powers.

"Four days. Four days I get to relish beating your assistance across this training room!" Aaron smiled as he looked down on Omega who smirked even though he was hurting.

"And I get to observe it." Enchantress said with a smile. She sat cross legged in a corner while a black aura formed around her. Omega scowled at the woman.

"Why the hell do you get to sit and beven a princess all day?" Omega shot at Enchantress. The woman simply shut her eyes. Omega took that as a sign of her ignoring him and got up from off the ground to face Aaron.

"I have no need to train my body or my abilities the way you two do. When we go to these War Pits, I will temporarily sync our minds. We will all be aware of any strategies that will be implemented and we will work effectively. For now, I will focus on meditation to strengthen my magic in the upcoming challenge." Enchantress explained this with her eyes still shut.

"Challenge?" Aaron spat out.

"We're gonna take the gold and go home just in time to hit the bar and talk about how shitty the ride back was." Omega added. "At least before my team crowds and questions me."

"And then you'll snitch us out." Aaron crossed his arms and smiled.

"What happens in space..." Omega paused.

"Stays in space." Enchantress surprisingly finished. Omega and Aaron smirked to the sorceress before Aaron was sent flying into a wall.

"Keep your guard up! Unless you want to hate these four days... or maybe it's three now?" Omega said this as he seemed to bond with the misfitted gang. There was no petty drama or secret grudges. No cliques or outsiders. It was odd for him to be acquainted with such people at the moment. Perhaps the nostalgia of being with people as dark as himself was getting to him or maybe this was where he belonged. Deep down though, Omega knew this was only temporary... he just didn't want it to be.

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How?
Sigma


"My God, they talk loud." Sigma said under her breath as she could hear Wicked, Shiver, Enyo, Kronos, Cal, and Ro'kun in the kitchen. Shut up! Heisenberg is about to go in on Tuco.

Sigma turned the volume up on the television at the moment when Walter White throws the fulminated mercury. Sigma laughed as the loud boom came from the television speakers.

"My bad!" Sigma called out obnoxiously and she turned the volume back down to normal.

@Wick@POOHEAD189@BlackPanther
Hey, did you guys know Lightning Can Do Anything? XD


No it can't lol
Sigma


Sigma sighed at how much walking she was doing and almost felt like throwing the towel. Why run in a desert? What's with these men and deserts?!

When Shiver arrived, Sigma stopped and glared for a moment in defense. Ambush? Wait, what the hell... Sigma raised an eyebrow as she noticed Shiver's appearance. God needs to clip those wings and trade them for some horns. Sigma thought as she followed her superior. The one thing Sigma enjoyed about thinking, were the insults she could make.

"There's lover boy. You can take him home right?" Sigma didn't even give Shiver a chance to answer before teleporting into Omega's room. "Where did you go?" Sigma said as she looked around Omega's bedroom... maybe Aaron killed them both and left. He's pretty fast and smart enough to not leave a trail... Omega wouldn't go down that easily though. All the times I've seen them fight, no matter who won, it was always very close." Sigma sighed as she teleported into the lounge, not minding the visitors in the kitchen as she grabbed the remote and started watching Breaking Bad on Netflix. In reality, she couldn't keep her mind off of what may have happened in that desert yesterday.
Sigma


Sigma had been doing sit-ups when her comlink beeped. It was the duress signal. When the comlink notified that it was Cal, she frowned and set it down so it wasn't beeping in her ear. He can suffer for all I care. It really sucks to be in bed with the wrong people at a time like this...

Sigma went to continuing her sit-ups, but stopped after doing just two. She stared at her comlink with a different expression this time, one of worry for Cal who was just stuck out in the desert. You're lucky I can be sweet.

Sigma quickly placed her comlink on and teleported into the desert only to find what was left of a boulder and Cal's comlink. She grabbed his comlink and formed a tight force field around her body. The field gave her a blue glow so she was not only easy to find, but to keep the heat and sand off her as well. So he ran into the boulder and is probably far as fuck from here. I just hope he doesn't vanish into thin air like Omega did.

"Cal!" Sigma called out as she walked in the direction she believed he traveled.

@BlackPanther
Sigma


Sigma frowned at the doctor.

"Now that you mention it, this team does feel like it needs some kind of leadership and ethics course. You know, to get people right in the head and have them figure out what they need to do when they get promoted... Honestly, if it came down to it, I'd probably pick Miles over anyone. I don't know much about how, but he seems to have a cool head on his shoulders. No drama with him either."

Sigma got off of the gurney and shrugged as she pursed her lips.

"I guess we have to work with what we got. Educate them or something." Sigma went on as she walked away backwards. She then smiled. "And thanks again doc. I hope you and Glitch have a pleasant one.... you know what I mean." She said this looking Amelia up and down followed by a wink. Sigma teleported to the gym to break in her rejuvenated body. Please get back Omega... and you too, Enchantress... I need some fun in my life right about now.

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Omega: A Witch, Some Aliens, and an Old Friend...


"Wow, our knew captors cleaned up rather nicely." Aaron said as he looked upon the scattered remains of the Etrisians bodies. The Xyron all looked towards the three captives standing within the Etrisians ship.

"You... can you understand?" One of the Xyron asked as he approached. His jointed made mechanical clicking sound.

"Yeah, you gonna let us go?" Aaron figured he could ask a hopeful question since a deal wasn't made between the alien species. The speaking Xyron looked back at its team and nodded.

"Congratulations, you have been conscripted to fight in the War Pits. You will be representing.... The Xyron Collective. Clarifying questions?"

"Xyron Collective? You mean we're fighting for you? You all seem formidable enough to fight on your own." Enchantress was trying to find their underlying reason for doing this. The being tilted it's head to the left before answering.

"The Xyron Collective are a machine race designed by the Creator. We have conquered four star systems and have control over one black hole. Our success comes from our shared data. One's knowledge is all's knowledge. We want you to fight for our success within the War Pits due to your prowess in battle combined with your need to win." The machine answered without skipping a beat.

"Need to win?"

"Yes. Success is the only method of survival in the War Pits and possibly your only method to going back to where you came from. We can get you there thanks to X465 or as Omega calls her, Sol." The machine answered again. Omega furrowed his brows.

"You know Sol?"

"Yes, a creation of our species to learn more. We created conduits like X465 to gain and share knowledge to our race. Thanks to X465, we know much about your planet as well as the meta. You will bring success to the War Pits or you will die far from home."

"I don't like either of you two, but..." Omega was cut off.

"Same!"
"Same!"

Both Enchantress and Aaron said as the three were removed from their shackles.

"We're going to get this over with and go home. Then after settling back in, I'll destroy that HQ of yours." Enchantress said. Aaron smiled.

"Send me an invite, I'd definitely enjoy that shit." Aaron added.

"Go right ahead. You might be doing me a favor." Omega said seriously before all three smiled. "Just make sure you leave the gym intact." Omega chuckled.

"The War Pits will commence in four days. Your team training will commence on our ship." The Xyron stated.

"Wait what?!" Omega yelled as the other two looked at the machine in shock.
Omega: A Witch, Some Aliens, and an Old Friend...


"I still can't believe this stupid shit is all about some arm bracelets that have Siri downloaded into them." Aaron complained as he leaned against a wall in the cell. "Thanks Mike. I lose my business and I'm basically a slave... in space of all places."

"Which means that even if we do get rid of our captors, chances of getting back are slim." Enchantress caveated. Omega just stared at Sol.

"Sol could get us back. She has a a thing for tech. Besides we have more than enough time before we're sold..." Omega's optimism kicked in which caused the other two to look his way with contempt.

Seven hours later...

Omega, Enchantress, and Aaron found themselves standing before two groups of what they could only call aliens. One species that they were familiar with and another that piqued their overall interests. The Etrisians spoke in their native language to these black robot looking beings. They had more in number, but the Etrisians seemed to have more body mass... at least with their combat suits on. The three misfits were bound by wrist and ankle cuff that they could not break.

"Sol." Omega whispered. "Tell me what they're saying."

"They are discussing a trade and a service. The trade is you for the Xyron's service of removing me from you."

"Well shit. Is there anyway I can get out of these?" Omega asked.

"No." The AI answered.

"Shut it Omega." Aaron butt in as he didn't want to look suspicious. Omega sacked his teeth before a yellow was heard from one of the Etrisians. He almost thought he was in trouble, before he watched a Xyron shoot through an Etrisian. "Damn!" Aaron exclaimed.

"Shit..." Enchantress said dreadfully.

"Fuck yeah! Fight!" Omega cheered as the two alien forces went at it.
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