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In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay




Time: Dawn
Location: Amora Heading to Fairy River Kingdom
Interaction with: @Tae - Azriel, @Eviledd1984 - O'ner, @Legion02 - Xenelith EVIL!!!!


Umber's feet met with the ground as he boarded the amora with O'Ner and Tulip to his front and Azriel right behind him.

Umber did not choose to seat himself as his tail and size weren't suited to the amora's seats. It wasn't like the demihumans to design seats for demons when thinking up their machinations. Umber levitated his body while crossing his legs and crossing both pairs of his arms over his chest. He kept afloat and about a meter from the floor. O'Ner had shot words back at Umber from his earlier comments. The demon didn't speak, but if he could smile, he would. He didn't dislike O'Ner for his comments. In fact, he welcomed them. The general's words actually made Umber satisfied with O'Ner accompanying he and Azriel. This undead was conflicted, but he wasn't dull or weak willed.

When Azriel piped up at O'Ner for his words there was yet another smile that could have existed on Umber's face. The woman was correct in her statement and O'Ner could not take that fact away from her. As Wraiths, Azriel and Umber fit this kind of mission. They may have tone things down, but maybe that's why they would have company this time around.

"We are all hoping to perform well on this task and hold each other to any... mistakes. Good." Umber said simply. The amora didn't take long to lift off. For a second, there was a weightless feeling before a low hum was heard. The ride was so smooth there were moments where it felt that they may not have been moving. With 45 minutes, the amora floated above the Fairy River Kingdom. "Stop! Land this contraption now!" Umber ordered the dark elf soldier operating the amora. The hovering vehicle halted to a stop. It was the only time the ride felt uneasy. Umber landed his feet swiftlt to the floor. "He is close. His emotion is... delectable. Mmmmm! So appetizing Azriel. You will find enjoyment in his pain. And perhaps you as well O'Ner… if also consider yourself a cruel creature."


Bella's Condo, Downtown Atlanta


"You know I HATE this shit, right?" Bella was pacing in her heels that clicked on the hardwood floor of her living room. The woman was dressed in a black wrap dress that was suited for her day to day entrepreneurship. Across from where she paced was a bruised man in his boxers on his knees atop of black sheets of plastic. Two men in clean suits stood beside him to ensure Bella would have less to worry about. "Ooh I really hate this shit! I hate it!" She stopped in her tracks to make eye contact with the man on his knees. "I bring you into the fold. I let you call a few shots. Be treated like a grown-ass man!" Bella thrust her hand down in the air, causing the man's face to be slammed into the floor. A hard smack and whimper were heard as a result. "I don't even want to look at your fucking face… but I have to."

The man's body was then raised off the ground and hovered upright over the plastic, his face now trickling blood from his broken nose. The man whimpered but didn't seem like he could get a word out.

"My father always told me I had to look people in the face. Always." Bella stared the man in the eyes for a few seconds in silence as he looked back with fear. The man's eyes burst in their sockets. "Not the fucking eyes! Just your face you piece of shit." The man cried unintelligibly in pain before repeatedly slammed to the floor. Each time his body smacked the plastic-covered floor a grunt or the sound of something breaking was heard. Bell simply waited till she heard neither, just the sound of a limp body smacking the floor. "Clean that shit up." Bella ordered the two men before she walked away and into her kitchen where a line of cocaine waited.

She knelt down to it while pinching one nostril closed and snorted directly into her open nostril using her telekinesis to guide the powder where she wanted it. The rush was good, but it couldn't compare to the first line she snorted to prepare to do what she just did. The man she had just killed had not only taken money that wasn't his, but he was heard saying that Bella should have stayed gone with the rest of the four million. He sought to delegitimize her, so he, in turn, had to go. Her phone rang for about a second before she answered. It was her childhood friend and now subordinate, Anthony.

"Yes, Anthony?... What?! What the fuck do you mean they're all dead?!... Jace?! Who the fuck is Jace?!... Just fucking Jace?! Get his fucking last name, Anthony! And get Hector in contact with me!" Bella hung up the phone. "FUCK!" Everything in Bella's immediate vicinity trembled.

Legion HQ, Somewhere


"I really don't feel comfortable clearing him to go operational."

"Marrow and Kannovich have been bitching about how they need more manpower! Just clear this guy so they can shut the fuck up and quit cluttering my inbox."

Two men stood in a dark room on the other end of a two way mirror. The mirror allowed them to look into a whitd room where Marcus Stone sat on a fold-up chair at a metal table. Dr. Knowles was unsure about clearing Marcus due to failing his psychological assessment. Agent Warren on the other hand wanted to deploy Marcus as soon as possible.

"Isn't Kannovich dead?" Dr. Knowles wondered why Agent Warren included the man.

"Did he? I guess that means Marrow will just bitch twice as much for losing one of his best guys. Even more reason to send this crazy fucker. Marrow wants the help, make an exception and give it to him." Agent Warren suggested before exiting the room. Dr. Knowles just stood there and watched as Agent Warren entered the white room. He listened in while he signed off on Marcus's documents

"Mr Stone! I think Dr. Knowles just has to sign a few things and you should be good to go. How do you feel about being a part of a Kill-Capture Cell in Atlanta?" Agent Warren smirked as he tucked his hands into the pockets of his black slacks.

"Kill-Capture? Too easy." Marcus said simply as he smiled, glad to have made it through the process of being cleared to operate as a member of Legion. Agent Marcus Stone. I'm lovin' the sound of that.

In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Time: Dawn
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: Myra @13org


Skar and Darius were just about ready to go before Darius noticed Myra sketching something into the ground using her claws. He was immediately reminded of when Myra had shared her name with him and decided to give her his full attention. Myra couldn't speak, so this was her chance to communicate to him.

"A bow and arrow? Shining?" Darius guessed.

"Elf symbol." Skar answered unpleasantly. She was tired of waiting on Myra. "Knew this demon was weak. She wants to go to elves. Elves hate orcs. Elves kill demons. And elves will claim Darius for themselves." Skar had not been fond of Myra from the start, and her opinion of the demon was only faltering. Darius glanced up at Skar before continuing to look at what else Myra was drawing. He chose to ignore the aggravated orc for the moment. She was judging Myra's sketch before it had even been finished.

The second sketch looked like a rough depiction of the Dark Lord. Myra's follow on actions then showed that she wanted them to make a choice between going to the elves or going to Aklenroth. Skar was visibly pissed, especially with the fact that Darius gave Myra the time of day for a decision that was already made in her opinion. Darius sucked his teeth after a glance at Skar again.

"Calm the fuck down. She's just giving us options." Darius shook his head before crouching down beside Myra to get on her level for a moment. His attention was on her sketches again. "Honestly, I don't know either of them... Elves are usually the good guys and the undead dude is always the bad guy. But… what if Skar is right? I mean I'm being accompanied by an orc and a demon right now. In most genres, I would be your slave or captive or just dead." Darius pointed at the sketch of Aklenroth. "This guy says he can take me back home." Darius then pointed to the other sketch. "These people apparently aren't cool with you or Skar. With a bounty on my head, it might be better to turn myself in and get the reward." Darius stood up and pointed at the sketch of Aklenroth. "We'll go to him. And if he doesn't send me home, I'm beating his boney ass for lying. Simple as that. Easy?" Darius didn't even wait for a reply and playfully poked Myra's side as he walked towards the scowling Skar. Unlike her, he seemed to be overflowing with positivity. "Good to go." Darius gave a thumbs up.

"Don't let demon eat Peacemaker. She has taste for boars." Skar said this before sounding off a high pitch whistle to call the boar to her. It only took several seconds for Peacemaker to break through the treeline and walked beside Skar. It was time to get moving.





In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Time: Dawn
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: Myra @13org


”Huh? Myra what are you doing? Skar wants us to go this way.” Darius tried to pull his arm back, but stopped as he noticed Myra’s facial expression. He was worried now. He noticed she didn’t take seeing the Dark Lord in the sky very well. Maybe she doesn’t like the idea of us going. How much does she really understand? Darius looked to Skar and then quickly turned back to Myra. Skar didn’t smile much, but Darius could tell she was pissed that they were being delayed.

”Darius…” Skar didn’t have to say much more. Darius could only give Myra a troubled look. He didn't like the idea of going to face the Dark Lord either, but if he could go home, then he had to try.

”Myra, I don’t know if you understand. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t, but just listen anyway… I have to try to go home and that skeleton guy is the only way for me to do that.” Darius then made a fist with the hand that belonged to the wrist Myra held. ”If it’s a trick, I know I can count on you to help me beat the guy.” Darius then undid his fist. ”I’ll also understand if you really don’t want to go. I won’t force you and you don’t have to feel like you have to either. I have Skar, who is okay I guess and I have my cool magic.”

”Water magic is weak.” Skar commented after Darius’ mild jab at her being “okay.”

”Fuck off, it’s like my first spell… And it can’t be too weak if it knocked you on your ass.” Darius shot back with a smirk. Skar almost did the same, but forced a gruff instead. ”My next one is gonna be like a fireball or a lightning bolt. Fuck yeah!”

”No… Just water.” Skar commented again. This time Darius looked confused.

”Just water?” Darius smiled in disbelief, but it faded as he started to look a bit disappointed.

”Just water.” Skar repeated plainly. She almost laughed at how bothered he looked. It actually made her forget about Myra stalling them. ”Humans have one power. Water, fire, earth, air. Darius has water.

”You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! Can I get a reroll or something? You mean I got stuck with the side-character slash love-interest element?” Darius sighed and gave Myra a smile to show that he wasn’t upset with the situation dealing with her. ”Fuck it, it’s not like I’m staying. I could have a little fun with it though.” Darius shrugged. Even here of all places... Why can’t I ever be the main character of my own life?




In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Dawn
Location: Aklenroth's War Room
Interaction with: @Tae - Azriel, [Eviledd1984] - O'ner


Umber's attention was on O'Ner. He could feel Azriel's curiosity, but found it to be natural and uninteresting. O'Ner however, this dark being was full of conflict. Umber had heard tales of undead that were unpleasantly fought for Aklenroth, but he would have never guess General Faister to be one of these sad yet beautiful creatures. To be aware of going against your own nature for all of eternity and unwillingly undoing all your good deeds in your time living, all while being trapped in a grotesque husk of your former self.

Umber would remain close to O'Ner as his emotion was just delectable. Azriel info on Xenelith only confirmed what Umber had picked up on while in the war room with Aklenroth.

When it became apparent that the trio would need to travel by Amora due to O'Ner's inability, Umber snickered internally at Azriel's slight anguish. Her intrigue of the undead general had been replaced with revulsion.

"Azriel, fly on your own if you must, but…" Suddenly in Umber's lower left hand appeared a miniature black silhouette of an angel flying just over his palm. He then presented an image of the same silhouette tired and struggling to keep itself up. "You may end up trading away your strength for a sliver of freedom." Umber crushed the silhouettes with a crunch before they turned into black dust in his fists. These images were only visible to Aziriel as the choice was her own and her own alone.

Umber moved to enter the Amora with O'Ner, allowing Azriel to make her choice. He did not wish to influence her in one direction more than the other. He just presented the cons of her choice so she would make a decision she wouldn't regret. The days of treating her like a child were far gone. He didn't mold the woman to be his minion. Azriel was much greater.

"General… No one will be bothered if you decide not to participate in the bloodshed. However, if you choose to take action… be sure it is the correct one. I would hate to dismantle… No. I would hate to explain why I dismantled one of our lord's commanding officers. The dismantling itself would be enjoyable."

In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Time: Dawn
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: Myra @13org


Darius felt a bit of relief when Myra retracted her claws and assumed an upright posture, but she still didn't appear to fully trust Skar. It was apparent with how Myra kept fierce eyes on the orc and made sure there was distance between Skar and herself. Darius was sure their animosity wouldn't go away any time soon, but at least he managed to keep them from attacking each other. His plan was to wait for them to cool off and then he'd fix something up so the two would have to tolerate each other.

"I think we should just start walking somewhere. But is there anywhere I can actually go? The forest is nice and all, but this is starting to get old." Darius directed this to Skar since he knew Myra wasn't much of a talker. He turned to Myra whose face was still a bit intense. "Skar isn't nice, but she saved my life and made a deal not to sell me to the Dark Lord. And she didn't even…" Darius stopped speaking the moment Aklenroth appeared in the sky above. "Whoa! Look at that! That's gotta be the Dark Lord. Right?" Darius pointed to Aklenroth's image in the sky and Skar nodded to confirm Darius' assumption. Darius smirked as he was excited to finally see the bad guy of the world he was now in.

"Greetings citizens of Avalia. I have felt the disturbances of DROMs being used to summon humans. You all know this is highly forbidden. I offer you one thousand Amas for a human head, five thousand for ones captured alive and for those who turn themselves in, I offer you ten thousand Amas along with a spot in my army and protection or a chance to return to earth. I have raised my armies. By now they will have reached the mainland and will search your cities and villages for these humans. Those who protect or attempt to hide any humans will have their city or village purged and destroyed. You have been warned. I thank you all for listening. May you do the right thing."

Aklenroth's projected image only left silence between the three in the forest. Darius looked to Skar who noticed was already looking at him. Their eyes locked and still there was silence. The message had the greatest potential to change everything if it was legitimate.

Avalia…

DROMs…

Summoned humans?

One thousand… Five thousand… Ten thousand...

"A chance to to return?" Darius broke the silence and shifted his eyes to look straight ahead. He nodded before speaking again. "Well, guess where we're going?" Darius said with a smirk. Skar raised an eyebrow at Darius.

"To Daka Island?" Skar asked. Darius walked over to Skar with that look of confidence he had when he attacked her moments ago. Skar found this expression to be the only quality she liked about the man.

"Uh… I don't know. If that's where that Skeletor looking guy is, then yes. This place is awesome and all, but I gotta get home. There's bills, work, and… responsibilities... Damn. Well I still have stuff to go back to, you know? You help me get to Daka or wherever and I'm sure the Dark Lord will pay you. Myra can take my half of the reward and I'll go home. Easy?" Darius' put on his serious face now. He had to show he was one hundred percent on this plan. Skar gruffed.

"Easy. We head north to Orc Landing. Before we go, you need armor and weapon. Peacemaker has them for human. None for demon." Skar gave a cold look to Myra before smirking. "Demon doesn't need it. Demon isn't soft like Darius."

"Wow, you said my name! But still…. Fuck you, Skar!"Darius barked before he chuckled. He grabbed a fresh "pink" from the grass and held his free hand out for Myra to hold. "Ready to go to Orc Landing… Sounds pretty badass, huh?."
In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Dawn
Location: Aklenroth's War Room
Interaction with: @Alivefalling - Aklenroth, @Tae - Azriel, @Eviledd1984 - O'ner


Umber had listened to Aklenroth in silence. He was studying Aklenroth as his orders seemed outside of the norm. Umber wasn't foolish enough to question superior, especially not with an audience.Umber and Azriel were rarely tasked to accompany others, especially not those with such high standing in Aklenroth's forces. Umber reached for the charm with one of his hands and allowed it to float from Aklenroth's grasp. The demon:s eyes narrowed as the charm sunk into his palm until it passed through the skin.

The black crystal that was handed to Azriel really grasped Umber's attention. He vaguely recognized the runes etched upon its surface and faced Aklenroth. If he could smirk, he would have.

"You have trusted the crystal with the best of your soldiers." Umber complimented Azriel, knowing full well that she wouldn't have any trouble safeguarding the items given to her.

With that, he floated out of the war room beside Azriel. There wasn't anything else that needed to be said, so he'd simply make his exit. Hmm… My dear Azriel. Umber was already aware of her thoughts before she raised her question.

"We work best in our pair… when we are tasked to exterminate our enemies, but unfortunately our lord may not want to completely eradicate his enemies. There are bigger schemes going on." Umber answered just before Aklenroth's announcement that only confirmed his suspicions. "We can aid in capturing the humans, but accomplices are fair game. We may be assisting Xenelith, but we are still Wraiths. Do not forget this fact Azriel."

Upon meeting with O'Ner, Umber kept silent whilst Azriel playfully teased the Aklenroth's undead general and informed him of their current assignment.

"Greetings General Faister."

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