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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@6slyboy6
I know you from a place. Hello.
@Banana Are you trying to get Frog transformed?


Slightly. I'm also curious to see how Artoria would react to where the Frog is.
@Silver Carrot
"Eh. Thieves aren't terrible people to know," Tibulus stated, seeming like he had known his fair share of thieves in his life. "I became a pilot after Lykor, as my old job blew up in the explosion." The Lykor incident had blown up a fair amount of other nearby settlements and businesses with it, and Tibulus was one of the few hundred people in those areas that managed to make it out alive... well... maybe 'alive' was a stretch, but he's still here and kicking, which was nice. "Either way, let me make something clear. If you steal a damn thing from me, I'll happily bring you to the extent of a slow death and revive you only to do it all again. Clear?"
@Lonewolf685@The 42nd Gecko
I redid the post, and Frog was separated from Artoria in mid-air only to land on Artoria again.
@Lonewolf685
She did. Oh no.

Riding upon the top of Stumpy, the skeletal swordsman rushed out of the bar and delivered a swift declaration of demonic might onto the Khan with Unleash, which was hastily torn in half by the blade. What more, the blade seemed to feel even lighter in the skeleton's hands, if only slightly. Bonesword began to understand what Hohenheim meant by her statement about it. He'd never be able to make full use of the weapon, but maybe he could work with it to get to a true sliver of it's power.

The stump waltzed back into the bar, Bonesword still sitting on top of it, and towards the plant that Bonesword was still keeping up with. After picking up the plant (and leaving a sufficient amount of money to cover the drink and tip), the skeleton rode the stump over to beside Alexi and Wolf, where he began to chuckle at what Alexi was doing. "Do you want something that isn't half-eaten, Alexi?"



For the moment, it was peaceful. The Frog was quite enjoyed listening to Luci giggle as she was buried into the chest of Artoria (thank God she seemed like she was indifferent to him), but as we all know, these things can change on the fly in this universe.

Enter, Fran, who riled up Luci and caused her to place the Frog on the top of Artoroa's head, which gave the Frog anxiety initially. Artoria was a bit unknown at the time, so being on her head gave the Frog the idea that she might accidentally turn him into whatever ungodly female form he had. He was somewhat relieved about the two being launched in the air to the other side of the room, mainly because the two were separated in distance for the while, but then he landed in between her breasts when she laid down, and that caused him enough anxiety to make him audibly emit a monotone noise through his slightly open mouth.
@Lugubrious
I said it would probably be ignored because it was an edit, and if you saw the question before the edit you wouldn't have seen it. I was referring to the fact that the Klowns just ran. I"m gonna assume that Bonesword is not accredited with the win and just continue on my way to his next fight.

Also, Stride was the Crimson Cavalier, I refer to him by the last name. Sorry for the confusion.
@Lugubrious
I have a question and a statement.

The question: Can I have Stride rezzed and use him as my guest character? He is involved with his universe's death, and I really like playing him.

The statement: I'd volunteer to be the substitute GM, but my past experiences with running setting have been not good.

Edit - Another question that's probably going to be ignored: Did I win with Bonesword?
@Banana

Oh yeah, she's. I thought that I had said it already, to say the truth...


I'm going to assume this means that she's good, and I'm also going to say thank you.
@Lonewolf685
I can only imagine 1812 Overture playing while Luci is a weapons platform.

@KoL
Is Lillian accepted by you?
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