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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KoL
In any other circumstance, I wouldn't have tried to, but I asked here because they were roses, and Bonesword controls plants. Since they're made of blood, I won't try.

Thank you for the clarification.

I was about to say something about Frog and controlling other characters, but I'll leave that in my mind.
Bonesword - Honor the Fallen

A skeletal middle finger extended off of BS's left hand as Oren spoke. He didn't care if it was disrespectful, it was downright awful for Oren to even try to make a joke out of this situation.

The skeleton stood over Saria for another minute, letting the depressing feelings sink in. She made him feel alive, but at the cost of her feeling the same way. Oddly poetic, to someone standing by, but for Bonesword... well... another purple rose grew out of his eye socket. He couldn't cry, but this was effectively a way he could express his sorrow.

After the minute was over, the skeleton bent over and took the small egg-timer off of Saria's body, guessing it was the relic because of how odd it looked in comparison to Saria, and he held it in his hand. While it slightly scared him for what it could do, he wasn't going to judge it based off of what it looked like. He'd wait a bit later to use it, though, in case it fucked him out here. Besides, the skeleton had another problem on his hands.

Bonesword would need something to replace his lost arm. Thankfully, fortune smiled on Bonesword, as Saria's removed arm was nearby. As disrespectful as it was to use the arm of his previous fighter, he had no choice. A situation like this only came around so often. He lifted up the arm from the beach and fixated it into his socket, himself shivering slightly because of how... weird it felt to have muscles again. The arm itself was a surprising match for BS's size, which was uplifting, but he regretted having to take it. He walked back over to Saria and spoke once more to her before he would finally take his leave.

"I'm sorry I'm left with no choice but to use your arm. I'll put it to good use as I win this thing."

Bonesword began walking off the beach, dispelling all of the plant terrain he created except the roses beneath Saria. Those would stay until someone came to take her body, or until they eventually perished. The skeleton wanted to get away from this place, especially considering all of the grief he saw here. He was heading back towards the actual 'city', wondering if something... more enjoyable was on the other side. Maybe he'd find his own echo as he traveled?
@Lugubrious
Can I break Oren's drone?

Edit : Not gonna try, but I will say that BS had his body back when the fight concluded.
@KoL
I'll probably regret asking this, but can BS dispel the roses because he can control plants?

Edit : Obviously not all at once, but like a decently-sized area around him.
@floodtalon@Leaves@yoshua171@Asura@Spiffy@Old Amsterdam

Like what OA did, I've put up my Nakama. If anyone needs me to change something, lemme know and I'll do so accordingly :)


Endian.

Endian coming in with the offer.

The skeleton had three options here, it would seem. Join up with whatever hellbent scheme Helena was plotting, continue living his life of pointless existence fighting for the Machina and receiving the same trash treatment he was before, or he could join up with Endian and face a life of some actual respect. There weren't a ton of options here, and honestly, Helena felt like she couldn't be trusted by any stretch of the imagination. Hell, if this was a video game, Helena would probably be a boss fight if this went south. There was a serious lack of anything she had beneficial, and Bonesword didn't feel like he wanted any power she could grant with whatever kind of McGuffin she was holding right now.

Maybe he didn't want the war to end, but dammit was he tired of fighting for a nation that hated him. In a way, maybe this was the path he was destined to go on. The path that would take him back down a road of broken dreams, long accepted as impossibilities. Maybe this was the way that he could reunite with his lover and finally retire from fighting.

Maybe this was the right path...

Bonesword put his hand on the hilt of the Shroomblade, and he knelt towards Endian. "Endian, you have my blade."
Shit, now I want to post again as BS and have him join up with Endian, but I'm afraid of the consequences for frequent posting...
@Leaves
Maybe she joined to get the people away from being an alcoholic?
@Roughdragon1
It might work differently, maybe like half of BS's power can be summoned? Something like that?

It's weird.
@TheWindel
Bonesword calmly asked if there was a catch.

Also, probably gonna have Frog be like "I AM ALIVE" before hastily being cut again by BS. (fuck that reminded me of a tragic accident yesterday)
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