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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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@POOHEAD189
can I get a permalink to that discord? It expired for me.

"We do," Farce said as she put the revolver in her pants, using the elastic waist of them to hold it there for the time being, followed by her lifting her hands in the air at her shoulders. "I had a contact. He said there was something big going on here." Farce looked around the room in pursuits of what the main objective for the contact was before finally ceasing her wandering eyes on the office of the warehouse. "It's in there."

Meanwhile, Farce's body language was directed at the immediately-located members of her team, trying to get them to lower their weapons and act more peaceful. This was important. Whether or not this angel could sweep all three of them away was uncertain, but Farce was definitely not taking any chances here with it.

The halls of Hyperion. A testament to the palace of a technological masterpiece...

... really needed signs. It was actually kind of confusing to navigate the place the way it was now. Most people often carried some kind of navigation device, be it magical relic or just a phone. Brock had a communicator but that was it. He couldn't really navigate using that because it wasn't really helpful for that purpose. It was mainly helpful for just being called into battle, and Brock knew where to go to get put into the next battle.

"Finally," the swordsman said as he found the right room. A physical library. The Machina had both, the standard book and physical learning library as well as the digital version that could be accessed there. Either would've worked.

Brock walked into the library, noticed it largely empty, and helped himself inside. The skeleton walked over to one of the shelves and began to browse it. "There's gotta be somethin' in here that I can use to become stronger..." There wasn't sugar coating it. Now that Abigail was out of his life, Bonesword had one real goal in mind. He wanted to get as strong as he could and fight as hard as he can. If he could truly become stronger, then his quest would be a success. Otherwise... he'd need a stiff drink for sure.



"..." The queen bee buzzed silently in her bed, surrounded by a series of blood speckles and with her outfit torn a bit on the ends. The atmosphere of the hive was more tense than normal, namely due to the sudden arrival of bee vampires, but Apia didn't mind them. The public didn't seem to either. All was well in the Honey Dimension.

Except for Apia's appetite for blood. That was something not great.

Although it was getting considerably weaker, it was still pretty great. At first it seemed like it was a giant hole in her stomach, but now it just seemed like she didn't really feel much other than a stomach ache and a slight headache. It was definitely lessening, but it was still a slow process of lessening. How do the big vampires do it?

Bah, the queen had to get her mind off this feeling. Dwelling on it wasn't helping, and Apia needed to converse with someone to pass the time. A portal opened up in Apia's doorway as the queen grabbed her things and left the room, teleporting to just outside of Hell's throne room. Maybe she was needed? It'd get her mind off the feelings she was having at the moment.

Finished! That was actually kind of quick.

@TheWindel@Floodtalon@KoL
Please review.

"If my say means anything, it could be a matter of just a famished ghoul eating... well... whatever they could easily get," the junior started off. She wasn't talkative throughout most of the ride over, but now she found an opportunity to talk and she was going to try and help the situation the best she could. "It would explain the erratic behavior, right? You have to find what you can eat, so you'd eat what seems easiest."

Yuno sat there for a few seconds in silence before she piped up again. "If we need bait, I'd be willing as long as you promise to not leave me for dead." Live bait had to be tempting for a ghoul, and with Yuno being a "snack" as some people had called her in the academy, she had to be tantalizing to at least some ghouls.
"I say we locate miss Magdalene next. Her magical aptitude will prove very helpful in our quest to get the team reunited," Jen's voice echoes as she leads the way out of the sewers.

You escape the sewers near the entrance to the Rich District as you notice your clothes are covered in gunk and gack. You can't go into the Rich District like that, definitely not. You'd be burned if you tried. Looks like you might have to find another way in.

"May I hold the book?"

"... Tobias, what do you think?"
@Eklispe
Assume OL is still in transit. He's probably having difficulties with that.

Abigail walked over to the table with the assassin leaders, sipping again from her chemically infused drink and grunting yet again. She was definitely drinking some crazy strong stuff, that was certain. Sitting next to Baigo wouldn't actually be a great idea, considering his past and how he was a farmer. He'd have to have experienced the smell of Miracle-Gro at least once in his life. Maybe not Miracle-Gro but maybe pesticide. They smelled similar at least.

The serious mood was interrupted, however, by the cocaine-crazy maniac leaping through the window and shattering glass all over the ground. That. Was. Hilarious. Ok, this might've been the vodka talking, but the sudden and random appearance of this man just tickled Abigail super hard. She couldn't help but chuckle a few good times before sipping her drink again, trying to suppress her emotions with another grunt. Then she didn't grunt. Perfectly timed mess up.

"I-I'm sorry... I get emotional when I drink..." she felt the need to apologize for her behavior then she hushed and waited for the agents to address her.
Anomaly
Xoxi's Super Cool Fortress of Awesome


"... The Sisters...?" Xoxi asked with a tone of ignorance. "Who are the Sisters? My knowledge is a bit off," the amputee asked, unsure of where this conversation was going. Great, she just went down a path of predetermined outcomes. Hey, Foxi... Shoxi... Roxi... bah whatever your name is, try forging your own path for once. God it feels like you're following a predetermined narrative sometimes.
You see a slimy green hand raise up out of the area before you see the familiar face of Gobbo, covered in small blood speckles and with a green glow around his eyes. "Tobiash! It ish really you!" The faint smell of charred goblin wafts into you and Jen's nose as Gobbo climbs up, his other hand covered in a used spell scroll. "I got thish from shomeone on my way in! It was a pyroblasht!"

Jen chuckles softly before covering her nose. "That was quick."
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