GreenGrenade

One Big Jace's Family

Name: Brother-in-Law Jace, aka Darryl, aka Dazza
Gender: Tinnies
Character Brief:
Jace Jace's brother-in-law, married to Sister Jace. Loves tinnies. Investment banker.

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@Nightrunner This is acceptable. Make it clear in your CS and you're good to go, I think.

Thoughts? @megatrash

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Hi I’d like to apply to be Jace’s proctologist scarred by his patient’s IBS. Thanks. : )

@Chai

A very important part of Jaceverse lore. We'd love to have you, just throw up a CS!

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Name: Dark Jace

Age: Negative Twenty-Three

Character Bio: When Jace looks in the mirror, he sees this guy. Sometimes this guy even steps out of the mirror. He looks just like Jace, except he's gaunt with scarlet eyes. Just like regular humans are made mostly out of water, Dark Jace is mostly made out of Jace's tears. For that reason, he can both literally and figuratively be described as pretty generally salty when compared with the real thing.

@Nightrunner

I just have a couple of questions regarding your thought process during the creation of this concept.

1) Have you read the Jace lorebook? How well-versed are you in the Jaceverse's lore?

2) Given that he is essentially Jace's dark reflection, does this mean that he doesn't have IBS? Have you thought about what this means for his power level, considering that Jace's IBS is the source of his power?

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Name: Grandpa Jace
Gender: Fake Albanian and also Greek
Character Brief:
The Jace family patriarch. Incredible wealth born from Armenian blood and tears.

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Character

Name: Johannes Mikhail Khorenstai
Gender: Armenian
Character Brief:
I want to truly dig deep into the depths of such a well established character as Yohannes Khorenstai and his slavic history, digging deep into his background and his trauma in Yugoslavia, and the terrors he suffered at the hands of Jace's family. His life in the KGB and his relationship with the Australian Ice Cream factory, Peters Ice Cream. I want to really explore ideas that the novels never had the guts to. He'll be searching for the Macadonian murderers who burned his life to the ground. Johannes ins out for blood in a John Wick kind of way.

Rectal blood.

@Hillan

Johannes Mikhail Khorenstai, bane of Jace, is accepted.

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ACCEPTED CHARACTERS

The Jace Family
@Architect -- Jace Jace
@Byrd Man -- Uncle Jerry Jace
@GreenGrenade -- Grandpa Jace, Sister Jace, Stepmum Jace, Darryl Jace, Every Other Jace
@Nightrunner -- Dark Jace

Other
@megatrash -- Patty
@GreenGrenade -- Jon Goldstein
@Nytem4re -- Cookie the National-Socialist Staffordshire Bull Terrier
@Hillan -- Johannes Mikhail Khorenstai

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Name: Cookie
Age: 7 years old
Gender: Female Dog (Male Human Reincarnation)
Bio:

To any onlooker, Cookie is just a happy dog. However, this couldn't be further from the truth. Cookie is actually the reincarnation of Francis Galton, a 19th Century eugenicist famous for pioneering the field. Cookie has also been further red-pilled after reading Jace's assigned readings for his philosophy class and will go on long rants about how the inferior genes need to be bred out of existence. Johannes's relationship with Jace's entire family is met with disdain from cookie, who yells at Johannes for propagating what she perceives as inferior slavic genes in the population pool. However, being a dog, no one can really understand her, and her rants generally are just seen as happy barking. The rants are only met with intense petting and "good boys", which further infuriates Cookie.

Since Cookie still does have the brain of a dog, for now they are content with being pet and praised for simply doing "dog things". Cookie only hopes that one day Jace's family and Johannes will see the error of their ways.

@Nytem4re

Cookie the National-Socialist Staffordshire Bull Terrier is #accepted.

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Uncle Jerry downed a tumbler of five dollar scotch. He would tell the family that the cheap stuff wasn't any different than the top shelf booze, but he knew it was. It was all he could afford. He would work ten hours a day and come home to his wife, who never spoke to him, and cooked his own TV dinner. It was in the soft glow of the microwave, dressed in his boxer shorts, that he secretly wished that he would die then and there. He longed for it. Then the microwave dinged and he got his chicken pot pie and carefully removed the film. If he'd showed that kind of care and tenderness with his wife, maybe she wouldn't be in her bedroom -- they hadn't slept in the same room in five years -- talking to a man on the internet with the username DonkeyD!ckMan69. Maybe he deserved to be cucked, the thought as he ate the lukewarm turkey and gravy with his hands. Maybe he deserved this hell he had made?

"Look," he bellowed to the rest of the family. "All I'm saying is why can't we have a White History Month?!"

@Byrd Man

Uncle Jerry is accepted.

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IMPORTANT PSA ABOUT JACE'S FAMILY LORE

As the main writer in charge of Jace's family, I feel as though it's my duty to establish the important details of their lore.

• Jace's family are Macedonian refugees on the run from the International Tribunal for the Prosecution of Persons Responsible for Serious Violations of International Humanitarian Law Committed in the Territory of the Former Yugoslavia since 1991, who have started a new life in Melbourne, Australia.

That's it. To all interested parties in playing members of Jace's family, please send your CSes my way.

Thank you.