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    1. Guy0fV4lor 8 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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4 yrs ago
Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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4 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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4 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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5 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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(or whenever I get off my lazy ass)

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@Jangel13 the soul isn't needed to upgrade the sword is it?

Ren's just happy so long as he upgrades his sword; the item that connects him to Gatoven.

and some meat to feed his wolf.
@ReusableSword So how would you like to divy up the troll?
the use of the body is equal parts yours and girds to share


the body as a whole belongs to both of us? or do you liken it to each of us owning a portion of the corpse?
@Jangel13 Ren's prayer didn't do anything?
@Jangel13 Well, It's not much, but I got one in.
Hobgoblin Ren
Quest from the gods/// Evening // Day 5

@Jangel13 @Duthguy@kuroku@Wildman13@demonspade64@ReusableSword@Kheliop@Crusader Lord

Successfully cleaving off the troll's leg, Ren lept back, causing the alpha's club to graze his side, breaking a few ribs as a result. In mere moments his companions reacted; freeing the caged goblin as well as assaulting the troll further. Luckily, the newly freed goblin struck a crucial blow to the large alpha's neck before getting thrown into the wall of the cave. Seeing that the brute had left an opening, Ren charged forward, ready to finish the beast (unaware of Gird's simultaneous attempt). Drawing all the strength he could from the severed leg without revealing his identity, Ren swung hard at the alpha's abdomen, and would continue driving with all his might as the blade slid through the troll's flesh. If he had done this correctly, the alpha; or what remained, would be split in two at the waist.

The moment that the troll would fall, Ren would take one knee, driving his blade into the ground as he offered this mighty kill to Gatoven.



@Jangel13 I'll sneak a post in soon


@Zeroth@King Cosmos@SilverPaw@Searat

From the sound of it, Rattlescrote was even more pissed off now, and was about to take a beating from all sides. However, there was a far more immediate problem at hand, as Oberon was fighting three goblins all on his lonesome. Reaching out with [Telepathy II], he spoke to his ally, 'Oberon, toss me that mana crystal you have while I distract the goblins. I need you to grab the flame-touched crystals, and a few normal ones. Bring them to me! Quickly!'

Launching his last stone spike via [Stone Shot II] at the temple of the Brawny goblin, Jason emerged from his foxhole, stretching his body to appear as large as possible as he activated [War Cry I], his golden streaks lighting up as he forced psychic energy into his terrible roar. Before the goblins loomed a large slime; covered in glowing golden streaks, quivering with rage as it bellowed forth a psychically charged decree:

"SUBMIT. OR. DIE!!!!"
I'll hopefully post within the next few days


@Zeroth@ReusableSword@Old Amsterdam

Damn. The spire had come close to doing it's job, but his timing ended up being off; causing the hairy bastard just to stumble. However, peering into the darkness, Jason could discern that Rattleskull had caught himself on a stony pillar, and was now searching for his unseen assailant. Countless years spent on the battlefield had trained Jason's battle senses to untold levels; weaknesses, opportunities, tactical miscalculations.... endless combat had engraved a sort of sixth sense for these things; one could even call it predatory.

Right now, such an opportunity was ripe for the taking. In the forearm exists the radial artery, if said artery were to be cut in a combat situation, fighting ability would suffer CONSIDERABLY as a result, potentially even causing the combatant to bleed out; and right now, Rattle-fuck's was ripe for the taking. Channeling his mana through the ground as it took on the aspect of earth, Jason drove his energy further on and up the pillar. A [Rock Spire I] burst forth from the pillar, poised to tear through the underside of the boss's forearm and sever the radial artery, with how focused he was on finding Jason, he'd never see it coming.

However, another problem seemed inbound. A squad of goblins led by one with broader-than-usual shoulders was headed his way. Absorbing his final mana crystal, Jason readied a [Stone Shot II] with one of his remaining spikes as he squashed himself down, compacting his body as much as he could to hide. Once their torchlight fell over his slimy body, he let loose the spike into the Brawny goblin's throat.
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