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4 yrs ago
You don't realize how isolated you are until a pandemic hits and you legit make zero changes to your life.
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4 yrs ago
I've never once faked a sarcasm.
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5 yrs ago
So, I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator :/
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5 yrs ago
Them: "What pronoun do you use for you?" Me: "Your Grace."
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5 yrs ago
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
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Things I despise:
-Vegans


That's...odd.

Anyway. Welcome to the Guild.
I cannot and do not partake in coffee because of its acidity. Drinking it makes me feel ill, as do most energy supplement beverages.


There are coffees with lower acidity, but it may not be worth it if you also feel sick afterwards.



In other news, I woke up this morning with a cat on my head and a terrible kink in my neck. Normally there's some anecdote, but not this time. I hurt. That is all.
In Hi hi 5 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the Guild!

Also, I love your "Mother of Kittens" subtitle, as that would def be me
Welcome fren ♥
Welcome to the Guild.


Load your bullets in the firing chamber,
and they’ll fly from your lips,
Ricochet and lodge past the scarce armor
of my ribcage into this glass heart of mine.
Don’t let my insecurities bleed out.
Don’t stop the flow.

Pierce my skin with the shards of my heart.
End my misery. Squeeze the trigger with practiced ease.
It’s the only thing you’ve ever been good at.
Welcome to the Guild ♥
Welcome to the Guild!
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