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Kiku watched as Ria went off on him, his smile plastered on his face as he watched her delve into...something. He should have been used to it by now, but sometimes when she caught him off guard, he wasn't entirely sure how to respond. His default response was usually to laugh, but his face felt almost frozen as the gears in his head slowly turned. Maybe she was mad at him. Oh man, did she catch him looking at their future sensei? Probably, he wasn't exactly subtle about it. But there was nothing wrong with looking, right? Ria disagreed.

Finally, their sensei graced them with her first few words, Kiku supressing a chuckle, though he deflated slightly as she decided to walk off. Well, if she wanted them to go in fifteen minutes, they could have walked together. But maybe it was a blessing in disguise, and he cleared his throat as he looked over at their third.

"Ah...Senju, right? Nice to meet you--" He paused as Ria exploded, and he quickly closed his mouth. Welp, good to know he wasn't the only one not entirely thrilled with their sensei. "Oi, Ria! Riiiaaa! Wait up!" He called, tapping Enma's shoulder as he broke into a jog to keep up with the Uchiha.




Jolting awake, Lucrezia let out a loud curse as she fell off her seat, hitting the ground with a thud. The back of her head ached as she slowly sat up, stiff limbs protesting as she forced herself to stand. Taking a glance at the clock, she let out a frustrated groan as she made her way to the bathroom on wobbly legs. Of course she clocked out and lost the entire day. The last thing she remembered was confirming her plans with Marion and setting an alarm to remind herself so she wouldn't go forgetting. And then she promptly passed out on her desk while polishing a knife, evidenced by the slickness on her arm.

She grumbled as she peeled off her clothes, throwing them in her hamper carelessly as she focused on scrubbing herself clean. At least the water managed to wake her up a little, but the drowsiness still lingered as she stepped out. Forcing herself to go through the motions, eventually she emerged, ready to get dressed. With about ten minutes to spare as her alarm pleasantly reminded her. Fortunately all she had to do was put the dress on, at least--something simple with some flair from the cape. A little extra? Yeah, but that was how most witches she had met were.

Her makeup was probably a little too simple, but she figured red lipstick was dramatic enough to distract from everything else. Getting dolled up was annoying, but a necessary evil tonight. Slicking her red hair back, she stuffed her feet into a pair of heels as she hurried out of her room, doubling back to grab the clutch she had planned to carry. Dress, check. Heels, check. Jewelry, check. Hidden weapons, check. Hopefully she hadn't forgotten anything, standing outside of Marion's room as she tried not to rub her eyes.

"Hey, I'm ready," She called as she knocked on the door.






Tillman remained as grumpy as he was before, raising an unamused eyebrow at J'torha as he spoke. "How is that my problem?" He huffed out, clearly unhappy with the terms presented to him. "First you humiliate me in front of my crowd, then you cause issues with me and my man, now you have the balls to ask for all that and more? Either your brain was sizzled by the sun or Ifrit himself has you under his thrall while you spit out that lunacy!"

After venting, he let out another huff of annoyance. "Listen, people give us their shite, we sell and make profit. Whatever happens before that isn't my business--if you got a bone to pick, you'd have to take it up with that Otkar, not me!" He replied, quite adamant in his words.

Outside, Lyveva grinned, entertained that she managed to surprise A'lythana. "Oh? You think there's gonna be a fight?!" Despite the alarm in her voice, she put up both her fists, undeterred by the idea of a fight. "Then it's good that we're here to back him up! Just say the word and we'll go barging in!"

She giggled to herself, bouncing in place. "It's been a while since I've gotten into a good fight! Ul'dah's coliseum is fun, but there's usually a lull in-between tournaments," She laughed.





The chocobo was endlessly entertained by X'gihl, watching him with an insatiable curiosity. It was hard to tell if it was actually listening or if it was distracted by the Mi'qote and his scratches, but it chirped happily in his direction. It seemed wholly satisfied, content to stay put as the wrangler managed to get the other chocobo in place. He was massively relieved, although he could have sworn the other chocobo was mocking him.

"Many thanks, friend," He thanked him properly. "Do you have experience with chocobos? They seem to like you."





Nikulas' yell could probably be heard from the next ward, the terror and exhilaration from the jump entertaining him to no end. Once he touched the ground, he looked up at the Viera with wide eyes. "Ah...thank you," He bowed, grateful. He looked from the Viera to Suki, bowing his head in shame as he caught the look on her face. "Please, don't be mad. We just wanted to get our home back. And I couldn't just let Suki'a and Eji go without me."

Inhaling slowly, Suki seemed to calm down a little. "I said I would handle it. I really need you guys to trust me on these things," She sighed, exasperated. "Now, where is Eji? Not on any roof, I hope."

"Eji's too much of a baby to do that," Suki'a muttered, wincing slightly as Suki leveled a look at him.

"I'm not sure where he is. I think he hid somewhere," Nikulas frowned.







"So glad we're finally on the same page!" Eris didn't bother hiding his frustration at this point, hand to his forehead in exasperation. Why in the world they had to play the little game of misunderstandings and miscommunication was beyond him, but at least the guard finally decided to take his words seriously and finally do his fucking job. If the poor girl was alive, she certainly would have suffered and they would have ended up in the same place. A pitiful thought, but for fuck's sake if this was how the guards reacted to being told a body was found on campus, no wonder the murderer was so brazen about it!

Alderman's repeated story lined up with what he had been told, but Eris had to admit he had a small touch of suspicion on why he had been around the back of the ballroom, especially with Drunken McGee over there having stumbled upon him earlier. He'd get a proper answer later, but he supposed that he was still simmering about the guard's sudden turn. How the hell was he supposed to take him seriously when he had already proved how utterly incompetent he was?

For the moment, he decided to play along with the guard's investigation. "My mage came to get me, and I instructed the pair to steer any attention away from the body while I went to get your...help," He stopped himself from insulting the guard, if only to avoid any further complications. "The savage bites and blood-splatter show that it was a vampire's doing," Sure, it was obvious, but considering the guard's incompetence, he played it safe by stating the obvious and pointing to the dead mage's body.


Finally getting somewhere with @Scribe of Thoth and @Trainerblue192's love affair.




Too bad it was considered poor manners to strangle someone, otherwise Eris was pretty sure he would have already done so. Unfortunately, he didn't know what ticked him off more, the audacity of the royal guard or the fact that his mage was sucking face with Plant Boy instead of deterring people from getting close. The groan in his throat died prematurely, morphing into some odd kind of low chuckle-scoff as he buried his head in his hands. Why? Why was he surrounded by idiots?! All they had to do was make sure no one looked their way, preferably without causing harm to one another but if something happened he wouldn't have been surprised, but apparently Alderman was either horny or lonely or something. There were better people to makeout with, and Plant Boy wasn't even close on Eris' acceptable list.

His head snapped up as the guard addressed him, and it took yet another bout of self control not to lash out at him. Alderman's response drew Eris' attention back to him, leveling a look on him and Mr. Suave over there. Great Anastasia, how could anyone even think of kissing someone with such bad taste? Maybe Alderman was secretly suicidal and thought he could tie up those billowy sleeves to use as a noose. He was going to have to find a chastity belt for this kid. Or at least lay out some ground rules on acceptable times and places to suck face--a conversation he never thought he was going to have with someone who glared at passerby for looking at him funny!

"If I wanted to break this charming display up, I would have brought a hose," His tone was dry and low, almost a grumble. He would find out who this guard was and do everything in his power to ruin him.

It was far too late to regain composure, instead he gestured to the wall where the girl's blood was splattered. "Need you any more evidence, or would you like to see if you can find a pulse?"


In despair over catching @Scribe of Thoth and @Trainerblue192's love affair.


Location: Rushford, Ohio -- Jenkins' Diner
Date: May 15th, 2019


Isla nodded once more, unpacking a few perishables she had grabbed and deciding to focus on canned goods instead. She peered at a few of them, muttering something to herself once in a while. Tomato sauce, onions...there had to be better stuff than this. Potatoes were always good, right? She could already hear her dad berating her lack of knowledge on food. Maybe she should have paid better attention on the food pyramid.

She didn't think Karen had the wrong idea, but after a while, her backpack seemed to be getting a little too heavy. The last thing she wanted was for a strap to break or for the bottom to just fall out from all the weight. Maybe she could compromise? She was probably over thinking it at this point, mentally berating herself as she went back to stuffing what she could inside.

As she stood up, she picked up her bag and was relieved to find it hadn't ripped or anything. "Kinda heavy, but...should be okay?" If she dropped it, she was pretty sure it would break and everything would spill, but oh well. "Think I can squeeze some water bottles...but uh, you know, I can handle it." Most likely, anyway.





If it wasn't for the fact that his legs were still wobbly, Eris might have actually slapped the guard. Did he have any idea who he was talking to? Royal guard or not, there was a murder, not a drunk! For a mortal he was taking all of this rather calmly, and had absolutely no sense of urgency whatsoever. Eris would've been furious, but he had to admit that getting his bearings together took up much of his focus. Maybe he had given himself too much credit, it had been some time since he shifted and it clearly required some fine tuning. He'd have to fix that during his time here.

Finally straightening himself out, he ignored the sensation in his chest as he managed to level a glare onto the guard. Biting back the urge to yell, he opted for something of a calmer response. "I didn't say drunk. If it was a drunken student, no one would even look in their direction considering this is the first taste of pseudo-freedom in their lives and it's inevitable that they're indulging themselves. I wouldn't have come in such a rush to report an inevitability to a royal guard," His voice was low but much steadier now, no longer leaning on the wall completely. "In case you didn't hear me clearly, there has been a murder."

It was hard not to be annoyed, but he didn't appreciate not being taken seriously. Pushing himself off the wall entirely, he started walking in the direction of the ballroom. "Assuming my mage and Plant Boy have managed to keep the coast clear, we better hurry before more people notice," He insisted, quietly hoping Alderman hadn't strangled the kid or made things worse.


Not too happy with the AUDACITY of this guard @Achronum.





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