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5 days ago
Current The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.
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6 mos ago
Imagine not knowing about the schenanigans that coding-wizard got into on Iwaku... There's no post formatting that man can't harness for his unholy machinations.
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11 mos ago
What do you call a bunch of billionaires at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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12 mos ago
My girl got a yeast infection. Make bread with that, call it hole grain
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1 yr ago
"Jason" is a name from ancient greece that sounds like it was made up in the united states in 1979.
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I have 3 mottos here in life, really.




Most Recent Posts

He's already promised to call Dracula a big fuckin' Nerd.

It'll be fine.

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What would be my bias, buddy?


You tell me, buddy.

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Is that your way to make me prefer your sheet? By dealing with your zany, predictable shit-slinging? Johannes, please, the world does not work how you think it does.


Nah, I think you'd be better than letting personal bias cloud your judgement.
But, maybe I expect too much, Michael.

Maybe I expect too much.
I now understand why RPG is a hellhole.


Finally got that mirror sorted, buddy?
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You may submit an official request form to the office of Maxximilian the II in the Labor Department. Third door to your left.


Well, I now know where to leave the bag of flaming dog poop.

Thanks, very cool.
@OdinOi don't slander me.


Slander me harder senpai.
Is it allowed to invent our own jutsu, since filler / movie jutsu are banned?

You keep changing my name to my old one and its kind of weirding me out.


Holy fucking shit, you're right. He does.

@Nightrunner

I love u for this one buddy.

Oh hey. This looks interesting. It's been a hot minute since I partook in the ol' Shinobi-in-bright-jumpsuits.

That makes sense.

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