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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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so many people


Hope this works. Sorry I am running late with it I have been busy with work and college stuffs but that should all be better now.


Looks pretty good, just one thing- I don't like a single weapon can turn into two weapons, because he'd have to split himself in half or something....i don't see how exactly that works. Maybe just 1 katar blade? or a different weapon entirely

My response should be up soonerish. Sorry for the wait.
Weapon
Interested. Been looking for something like this for quite some time, incidentally, but never had time to make it. @Peridot
Gabby playfully punched her partner in the arm. "Shut it. That dude totally had it coming." She stuck her hands in her pockets as she walked down the scorching streets of the city. Deathbucks Café was straight ahead, a popular location in the city for both students and residents alike and a beautiful sight for Gabby.

She quickly darted into the café like a falcon that found its pray, and purchased a large coffee. She emerged from the shop a moment later, sipping it from the cup. "This stuff is the best I'll ever taste," she proclaimed, raising the cup into the air like it was the Holy Grail. She then realized she looked fairly stupid and brought it back down.

"I'm assuming you want to head back to the apartment to crash, and there's nothing I can do to stop you, so we should probably get going," Gabby said with a sigh. However, before the duo could get going, there was an ear-shattering boom that resounded across the city. The almost-empty coffee cup fell from Gabby's hands due to the tremors. "So much for your break.
Let's go."


~~~

Jackson certainly was not anticipating his weapon's response, but he wasn't going to say no. "Alright then. Try not to have a panic attack," he said with a wink, emerging from the building and walking down the steps.

Sphera had certainly improved since when Jackson first met him. When he had first found the weapon, the poor boy was almost wholly inaudible and would not look anybody in the eye. Jackson had to admit that he had his doubts about the boy when they first became partners, but he had grown on him over time. And plus, his weapon form was purely badass.

Once Jackson hit the bottom of the steps of the DWMA, he prepared to venture out and enjoy himself. Alas, this would not occur due to a massive explosion near the DWMA. The ground shook and smoke rose from a nearby building, which Jackson recognized as one of the DWMA intelligence buildings. His Soul Perception saw 2 souls leaving the building, a weapon and a meister, neither a Kishin egg. Peculiar.

"Sphera, let's go. Can you retreat those spikes? We need to keep them alive, if possible."

~~~


when a roleplay starts to die, it's time to insert some conflict

@GreenGoat you have permission to puppett until @Jinxlynx does something or @percius388 responds. If the latter occurs, rip Helena
I think the point of preventing gang shootings is not to save gang member lives, but to stop the gang from spreading. Better a bunch of tiny weak gangs then one that controls an entire area. And if there are innocents, then they can be saved.

I didn't really design the apartment, that's up to @Enalais because he made it
@percius388 Now might be your chance ;) ;) ;)

@GreenGoat wait to see of percius does anything. we're moving slowly anyway, a day or two of naptime wont hurt

I'm working on something, hopefully will be done soon.

@percius388 i'll let you know ;)


"I'm with Guardian here. You know how much the places need business," Olivia said, adding in a wink. She had her own preparations to complete. Flicking on what looked like a 1st grader's arts and crafts project with metal and tape, Olivia activated the security system. Despite looking dilapidated, the hideout was very well secured. Anybody who tried to enter without inputting the correct password (it changed every week, this week was 'dolphin157', for some reason) would find themselves in a very deep pit.

"Alright, I'm ready." Olivia turned back to the two before taking his hand. "Don't get yourselves killed out there. I'm not hauling your corpse out of a burning building."


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