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They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
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If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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"How's it going over there, Rumester?!" Blake shouted back as Rumi was busy doing some fancy-schmancy computer stuff, while he examined the Leftovers. They looked...very angry. However, it was not the Leftovers that had piqued his interest. What had piqued his interest was what appeared to be a folded piece of paper inside one of the MWE cages. Blake tentatively poked his fingers into the cage, the dog-like Leftover snapping aggressively at his fingers. Blake pulled them back immediately, glaring into the cage. "Hey, listen, guys, how about you stoppit and learn some personal space?" Blake vented, quite irritated, at the dogs that definitely were not about to listen, snatching into the cage a few more times. Eventually, she struck cold, snatching on the piece of paper just before one of the three-headed canines tore Blake's finger off. Blake stood, walking over to Rumi, who was currently putting a black box of some sort onto his utility belt.

"Great, great. While you were busy failing with your dumb nerd stuff, I actually managed to advance the ball," Blake said, holding up a pamphlet. He looked at it, very irritated. "...it's in Italian. God damn it, they used the best possible code- another language. Rumi, do you have Italian in that big noggin of yours anywhere?" Blake asked, handing the pamphlet to him. Even if Rumi did not have Italian in that big noggin of his, as Blake so eloquently put it, Blake reasoned that the pamphlet would be better in Rumi's hands than it would be in Blake's hands anyway.


@canaryrose@Scarifar




Grace nudged Brie back, a little annoyed. "My head is of very normal size, thank you very much. I think you're just too tiny," Grace said, though Brie was probably her size and probably weighed more than Grace did (though that certainly was not saying much). Grace tried to accommodate Brie's look as the electricity mutant wedged herself into the open doorway. "It's not Thundering Whisper. Thundering Whisper is, like, 50, has gray hair, and is fat and ugly. It's gotta be something..." She trailed off as she observed Brie. Something was not right with the girl. Grace didn't need to be a genius to figure out what was happening. She saw somebody she recognized in that room, obviously, somebody that wasn't Patricia and Angelica. Grace vaguely recalled that Brie was seeing somebody back when she had first come to America. Just their luck that her namja chingu was being held hostage by the crazy super Mafia. What were the odds?

"Will?" she heard the younger girl say, and then Grace felt her phone begin to vibrate in her pocket. She recognized this danger immediately. This was not good. "Brie Brie Brie Brie Brie, you don't have to do this, Brie, quiet down, it's OK," Grace whispered quietly, gently grabbing her colleague by the shoulders. "Let's just think about this from a rational perspective. We can follow Will down to wherever they're taking him and after the meeting is over and then we can find the other missing heroes and put an end to the whole Mafia thing and-"

"What the fuck!? Those bastards - I'm gonna kill them!"

"Briannayoufuckingbitchdon'tyoudareblowthemission!" Grace hissed quickly into Brie's ear, but she had went full rampage mode, swinging the oak door opening hard and clocking the guard on the other side of the door roughly, causing him to fall to the ground. It would've been funny in any other circumstances, but Grace was currently in panic mode. She dove back out of sight as Brie stormed into the room. Grace hissed as she pressed against the wall, out of side from the mafiosos currently attending the meeting."Geu nyeon-eun modeun geos-eul mangchilgeoya!" Grace hissed again in a very angry, Korean, profanity-laden curse before looking over at the room again, where all hell was starting to break loose.




Vinnie Gugliano looked over at the intruder, startled, as she burst into the room. There were several audible gasps, Tommy included, as Brie took out the guarding mafioso and entered the room after releasing a suspicious outcry from outside the door. Some of the mobsters went for their guns, but Vinnie Gugliano, to his credit, regained his composure very quickly. He looked over at Brie, smiling, his arms folded. "Nice recovery, of course, but you aren't fooling anybody, intruder." He lifted Will out of Grapeland and threw him into the arms of two goons. "And that is not a very polite way of introducing yourself! Malady, how about you teach our guest some manners?"

"Can do, Mr. Bossman," the teen girl said, turning to face Brie as a red, miasmic smoke began to emit from her body, floating towards Brie quickly and wrapping around her, darting up her nostrils and into her mouth like smoke serpents. Almost immediately, Brie began to experience terrible, terrible stomach cramping and a great bout of nausea overcome her as the mysterious red smoke took over the air around her, as if it had a mind of its own. As Brie was overtaken by the spontaneous illness, Katherine examined her nails, before turning back to Vinnie Gugliano. "That should be her all taken care of, sir."

"Excellent. Take her and the blonde one to the compound. Before we send them off to Zero, I have some questions I'd like to ask. Maybe you'd be off assistance, Katharine?" He looked over at the teen girl, who shrugged nonchalantly. "This intrusion, while fortunate for now, cannot stand. Sal, I want you to organize a lockdown on the promises. Nobody comes in and out until I can verify the IDs of every single person here. Guests, I encourage you to enjoy the amenities of the villa, maybe sample some of our Gugliano Wines and fine cheeses, and simply wait until this procedure is over. With luck, none of your are dirty, stinking heroes, but in case we have a bad infestation of spies...the exterminator is in." The mob boss guffawed. "Well, meeting dismissed. Sal, bring the men around to check everybody out. I want to know every single person in here is on my side. If they can't figure out who they are, send them down with the heroes."

Sal nodded as he and a couple goons began to question some of the many guests for the meeting. Meanwhile, as Katharine sat down, still looking at her fingernails, one of the goons knelt down next to Brie with a needle of isolene. He gave her a (very) painful shot to the back of the neck full of the fluid before pinning her arms behind her back and pulling her to her feet. "You can let her go, Malady," the grunt said, with the teen girl nodding and snapping her fingers, relieving Brie of her illness but leaving her very much powerless. As Brie was forced by the imposing grunt over to Will's side, some other goons were checking IDs as the guests began to scatter across the mansion. The meeting had ended.




Grace looked over at Tom in a panic. "They're going to find us soon! We have to get out!" she whispered to her one ally who was not in danger. "I'm a little low on steam right now but I think if we can get Patricia and Angelica I might be able to take us off the premises, at least. What do you think?" Her nervousness was clear as day as she stared at Tom in panic. "We have to go. I don't want to find out firsthand what they do to heroes. Whatever these pieces of shit are doing, I can't imagine that it's anything positive."

@Danvers@KaijuBaragon@Amethyst@canaryrose@Infinite Cosmos



I'm not sure if I can commit to this, but I'd like to throw my support and some very tentative interest behind this RP.


"Hold on, buddy, I'm sure we can talk this out!" Blake protested loudly as the mafioso aimed his rifle at Blake's chest. "We don't need to resort to violence or anything! Maybe we can just have a nice chat over fish sticks!"

"Nice try, hero. But Mr. Gugliano is offering bonuses for kidnapped heroes. So you're going to be taking a trip with me."

Blake mentally delayed his escape attempt a little to ponder this statement. Kidnapped heroes? Bonuses? This seemed unusual. From what he knew about the mafia, they didn't really like to tangle with heroes at all and tended to avoid them, for good reason. Paying people to kidnap heroes seemed like a weird thing to do for an organization that wanted to avoid prying eyes. Before Blake could further mull over this mysterious statement, Jamie entered in classic Jamie fashion and blasted the two guards to kingdom come, sending them both skidding about the room and into a fish freezer. Blake was used to having Tom pin goons to the ceiling or something when he inevitably got into trouble, but this was a welcome change of pace. He turned to smile at Jamie. "Nice job, Jamester." He looked over to one of the goons, who was head-first in a pile of frozen fish, his legs twitching as he laid there. Blake chuckled. "Well, that's what they get for pointing a gun at me. Let's take a look around."

Blake walked across the freezer space over to a large metal door. On the door was a crappy bronze plate that read "Control Room." Blake did not work in the fish industry, but he did know that fish generally did not need to be controlled in a control room. This meant that this control room had to be for the satellite and leftover control. Blake stepped back, preparing himself. If Angie was here, she would probably tell him the pragmatic thing to do would be to find a vantage point or burn a peephole in the door or something, but unfortunately she was not there, so Blake instead went with his gut instinct- to enter with style.

Blake rushed the door, giving it a mighty kick on the side. Four, going five years of HERO experience had taught him the art of kicking down doors. After the first kick gave a loud rattling sound that echoed through the area and caused a great deal of scuttling inside the control room, the second door caused the metal door to slam open, revealing a large room full of computers and a bunch of scared goons. Blake lifted both arms, giving a wicked grin. "If you like control so much, how about you try and control this?" Blake quipped as he faced his palms towards the grunts who were rapidly scrambling for their guns. He then unleashed two torrents of fire that swept through the room as fast as greased lightning, causing a brilliant orange glow to emanate from the room. After a few moments, Blake stopped the fire, lowering his smoking palms as he looked about the room. The computers were (mostly) undamaged, and the goons were all laying on the ground, most of their clothes burnt to cinders and their bodies smoking from the attack. Blake grinned. Damn was he good.

He flicked on the light switch ("how do they work with so little light?") and examined the now-cleared room. The walls were lined with not computers, but control panels, all wired up to a computer tower in the middle of the room that Blake assumed connected to the satellite. Blake walked over to the computer, cracking his knuckles, as he tapped one of the keyboards. Upon seeing the [ENTER PASSWORD] screen, he gave up, turning to Rumi. "Rumester, this is your specialty," Blake said, pointing to the computer. "Me and Jamie will go investigate over there." Blake was pointing to a large series of cages on the other side of the room, and he left Rumi to the computer geek stuff as he walked over.

There Blake found several large cages against the wall. There were 3 MWEs inside the cages along with one large hawk-looking Leftover, and they were all wearing the mystery collar that kept them passive though still angry-looking. Blake knelt down by one of the cages. "This is pretty neat. Brie would probably want to keep one of them. I wonder where she is right now?" Blake shrugged. "Looks like the Guglianos were trying to do some fancy Leftover control over here. Interesting."

@canaryrose@Scarifar




Grace walked into the manor, looking as inconspicuous as possible as she made her way through the building. It was a very nice manor, one that was clearly well taken-care-of and polished. As her two compatriots went in separate directions, Grace decided to do the same in search of the meeting they were supposed to attend. She looped through a couple corridors, looking around in search of the entrance to the conference room. The entire building seemed to be a labyrinth, with Grace passing by the same area multiple times, and she only succeeded in finding a few office spaces as she continued to look around. After a moment longer, though, she was able to locate a side entrance into the meeting hall. After pressing her ear against the door and determining that this was, in fact, the meeting, she heard a very loud thumping noise, like somebody falling to the ground.

"Figlio di puttana...figlio..."

"Shh! Stop being so loud...I didn't hit you that hard."

Grace recognized both the profanity and the second voice, and she promptly scuttled over to the source to find Brie having pinned a man to the ground, Tom appearing to have just run over seconds before her, and it seemed as though Brie was currently trying to shut the moaning man up. Grace sighed. This was not going quite as well as she had hoped. Grace stood over him, arms crossed, face etched with disapproval, as Brie released a powerful shock of electricity into his body, knocking him out cold. Grace shook her head, though she was pleased, at least, that Brie was able to take him out before he became a problem to their operation.

"Jesus, can't anyone take a hit to the balls anymore?" Brie said wittily, but Grace was not quite in the mood for too much humor. "You have to have a little more caution, Brie," Grace said in a Powers-like way, looking at the younger girl, before cracking a thin smile. "Good job taking him out, though. That would have been a mess had he been able to escape and inform the others." Soon after the mafioso was knocked out, Tom piped up with a suggestion, "We probably should get to the meeting right now. Grace, can you make this guy join the Chick-Fil-A gang?"

Grace nodded, keeping a very thin but serious smile on her face. "Can do," she said, opening a portal on the ground and roughly nudging the man into the portal. The man was promptly sucked in and roughly deposited on top of the other three. "Let's try and keep the number of unconscious witnesses down for the time being, though. There's only so many people I can transport via portal into a Chick-Fil-A bathroom. Now let's go. While you guys were busy trying to get us discovered, I found the meeting." Giving a wink to let them know she was joking (or at least, not being overly serious), she guided them over to the large set of doors she found. She quietly opened it, a single violet eye peeking in and scanning the room. She turned back to her group, concern etched onto her face.

"It looks like they have a hostage of some type in there, I think a hero," Grace noted before taking another peek into the cracked-open door. "Blonde guy, super tall, pretty face. You know him?" Grace asked, pulling her head back and looking at the two heroes.

@Danvers@KaijuBaragon


Possible interest.
@Lucky you can move it over to the character tab if you'd like!
P.A.I.G.E.






Looks good!


Blake smiled with glee as Rumi got suited up. It honestly was something straight out of Iron Man, or Batman, or one of those heroes that don't have powers but use money to build fancy suits. He watched as Rumi picked out a selection of gadgets, attaching them to his fancy suit, before finally giving the go-ahead. Blake didn't have to be told twice as he bounded out of Rumi's epic Batcave over to the car. "This is going to be so much fun, and I'm going to get paid so much." He smiled as he opened the back door of Jamie's mostly-destroyed car, waiting for Rumi to enter. "Alright, Jamester. Let's get rolling. It's time to hunt down some mobsters." He then turned to Rumi, leaning in to whisper, "Buckle up and hold the hell onto your seatbelt. And anything valuable." He then smiled at the rearview mirror, giving Jamie a thumbs up. "Let's go!"

After what Blake would describe as a "long, unsettling, and probably life-threatening" ride, they arrived at Sam's Fish Market. Blake stepped out of the vehicle to observe. To be frank, Jamie's beaten-down, battered car wasn't out of place at all at the fish market. The place had a sort of weathered look to it, with the dock being made out of old, splintering wood, the vendors tiredly selling fish in their beaten-up wood stalls, and overall a fairly dreary atmosphere present. Blake walked around as he looked for their target. The fish market was intriguing (and smelled terrible), but their target was a warehouse, which was where the beacon was linked to. After a few moments of walking, Blake found their target. Adjacent to the market was a large warehouse titled "SFM WAREHOUSE." The large, rectangular building was coated in chipped white paint and had a very small amount of foot traffic going in and out, but what stood out about the building was a large satellite dish and a jumble of wiring perched on top of the building. Blake might not have been a genius (very far from it, actually), but he was smart enough to know when something was out of place.

"Why would a fish market..." he said, pointing up at the massive satellite and speaking to the two of them (though mostly to Rumi), "...need a giant satellite? If not to do some sort of lizard control." He smiled proudly at his accomplishment as he folded his arms, looking the building up and down. "Alright, I have a plan." Blake walked over to the back door of the warehouse, which was right along the waterside and was protected by one man wearing a black overcoat and a fedora. Blake had seen enough movies to know that this type of person was probably evil, so he wound up his fist and promptly socked the man in the face hard. Of course, the man was not expecting to get charge-punched by a random redhead, and so he was out cold on the floor in seconds. Blake waved over his friends as he slammed open the back door. He walked into the room, which was a large fish freezer. His powers instantly kicking on, heat began to pour from his body as he looked around. Everything seemed pretty normal until he saw two rifles trained on him, wielded by two men in similar get-ups as the now-unconscious security guard.

"Don't move, hero," one of the men sneered, levering his rifle at Blake.

"Hero?" Blake looked around, hoping his two companions weren't too far behind. "Me? Hero? Ridiculous. I'm just a...fish freezer inspector! With the Department of Frozen Fish! Just checking out your frozen fish! Making sure it's...frozen enough!" He tapped on one of the freezing racks of salmon. "Mmm, looks pretty frozen to me!"

The guard sighed. Why did he always have to deal with the lunatics?

@canaryrose@Scarifar




As Tom KO'd his assigned thug, putting a dent in the ceiling of what Grace was hoping was a rental car, Grace knelt down, tracing her finger across the packed dirt ground. As she did so, the ground slowly turned into a shimmering violet purple, expanding outwards as Grace traced further along. After Grace had traced out an oval about the size of a desk, she moved over, dragging the unconscious goons one-by-one into the portal. After all 3 were deposited, she snapped, and the portal sealed itself shut. When the three awoke, they would find themselves laying in the middle of a woman's bathroom in a random Chick-Fil-A in New Athens, likely surrounded by the police. If they were lucky, they would be able to get a couple chicken sandwiches to-go before heading off to jail.

Grace nodded curtly as she looked up back at the mansion. "Alright, I think I found a good location for us to get in," she said, pointing at what appeared to be a small gardening shed in the right corner of the property with a dinky, dirty window on the side. She examined the area. "Alright, there shouldn't be any guards in there, or really around that area, so we should be all clear. Still, give me a few seconds through so I can give the all-clear. Just in case. If I walk through and you hear me scream or get shot, don't go through. Got it?" Without waiting for a response (it was a pretty simple question), Grace made a brisk downward slicing open with her finger, opening a large, person-sized shimmering portal in front of her. She took a deep breath and jumped through.

She emerged through the other side in a small, cramped gardening shed. She took a couple deep breaths as she observed her surroundings. No guards, and she was not fused with a shovel or anything. Good. She returned to the portal, sticking her head into it. On the other hand. Grace's disembodied, fedora'd head peeked through. "All good!" she said, giving the thumbs up before retreating her head back. She then crept over to the wooden door of the shed, slowly opening it, and upon seeing the entire area fairly empty ("well, that's lucky"), she walked out. She turned back to her companions, either ignorant or unsympathetic to the fact they were likely experiencing a good bout of nausea from the portal travel. "Let's get a move on. We have a meeting to catch."

@Danvers@KaijuBaragon





Kat giggled as she moved over towards the head of the table, taking a seat there. "Enjoy the show," she said to the two girls with a peppy smile before she moved to the end of the table, taking a seat near the large, empty leather chair that was likely reserved for Vinnie.

Not long later, three figures emerged at the end of the hallway. One of them was a short, grisly, belabored-looking man with a scarred face and a tough, beefed-up build. The other was his polar opposite, a tall man with a gorgeous sculpted face, lovely curly brown locks of hair, and the thin but filled-out form of a Greek god. Lastly, the third man walked in, the man of the hour, that everybody in the room could easily identify as the macabre look of Vinnie Gugliano, which made the other two men his sons. The two sons made their way to the table first, Sal (the ugly, battle-scarred one) sitting close to Kat while Tommy (the easy-to-look-at one) moved over to the two girls, taking a seat next to Angelica. He turned to look at her. "If I may," he said quietly with a dapper smile as he sat down. "I'm sure this isn't the right time, of course, with the meeting about to start and everything, and with such a lovely lady like you probably being taken and all, but if you ever want to call..." He slid a business card with his number on it towards her, giving her a cheesy but seductive wink, before returning his attention over to his father as he made his way to the table.

Vinnie sat down on the leather table, hitting the table with an open palm a few times to get attention. "Listen up! Listen up! I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you all here today. Some of my top tier hitmen, assassins, smugglers, spies, drugrunners, gunhands, fixers, lawyers, accountants, bookkeepers, and all that. Well, I have nothing but appreciation for your loyalty through all these years. I'd like to announce that there have been some major changes. The organization has gotten a massive donation from...well, I won't say who, but I will say it's a very generous gift. So, for starters, you're all getting raises." He grinned, looking over at the crowd, most of whom were obviously very happy with this revelation. "I'd also like to announce a new goal for the organization. For a while, we've been busy doing drugs, guns, that type of stuff. All that will continue, of course, under my son's watchful eyes. But I want to take a moment for each and every one of you to think. What's the biggest pain in your ass that you've ever had to encounter in your life of crime?" He paused for a moment, allowing them all to mull it over. "I bet just about every single one of you thought about heroes. How heroes always get in the way, how heroes always mess everything up, how heroes are the worst thing to ever happen to the common crook. Well, not anymore. With some help from our new benefactors, this organization is no longer just a classic mafia group. We're now an alliance. An alliance dedicated to getting each and every hero off the street, and sent over to our new pals, who have much better uses for them. In fact..." Vinnie smiled, showing rows of square, tombstone-like teeth. "We got a hero here for all of you today! Boys, bring 'im in!"

The two goons hauled in poor Will, bringing him around the table to the jeers of the entire table. Will was brought over in the Walk of Shame to the other end of the table, where Vinnie Gugliano stood to "greet" him. "Well, hello there, hero!" Vinnie chuckled. "You look hungry! Would you like something to eat?" This was not a question, as Vinnie stood, grabbing the hero by the back of the collar and slamming him towards the table, into a bowl of grapes, smashing the grapes across his face and sending grace juice flying everywhere. . Most of the table cheered, with Kat giggling hysterically, though Tommy seemed quite uncomfortable, muttering something about "barbarism" under his breath.

Vinnie laughed as he kept Will's face pinned in the splattered grapes. "We're going to take heroes off the street and turn the Gugliano family into the Gugliano empire! And let this be a warning to any heroes, or, God Forbid, any moles that have snuck their way into this meeting.. If, and when, we find you, we will show you just how powerful the Gugliano family is."

@Infinite Cosmos@canaryrose@Amethyst


@DarkRecon if you need any help with character creation and the like, feel free to reach out to me! Always happy to have a convo about world-building

@canaryrose funny meme you found there, wonder who made it


Blake nodded along as Rumi explained the situation. Alright, so there's some Gugliano guys controlling Leftovers. And they're controlling it from a warehouse at a fish market." Blake thought hard. "Seems kinda weird. I didn't know the mafia needed to control dinosaur lizard monsters. I mean, they are pretty cool and all that, but it does seem kinda weird. Are you sure it's not Google?"

Blake chuckled a little at his Google joke. "Anyway, I guess the only way we can find out is to investigate ourselves. Good ol' fashioned investigation work." He turned towards Jamie. "Why don't you get the car started and stuff so we can get ready to go? And set set your GPS up too. Sam's Fish Market." He turned back towards Rumi. "Uhh, are you busy right now? We could use a little help. I dunno how tracking beacons and shit work, and your tools and stuff might be helpful in case there's criminals or something. Or more Iguanosaurs. Or actual, real, mafia mobster people!" Blake smiled giddily. "This is so cool. A real-life mafia mission! We're, like, gonna go infiltrate their warehouse and find out what they're doing! I can't wait to tell Angie about this. She's going to be so jealous."

@canaryrose@Scarifar




Grace gave a nod as Brie explained the plan, or the quasi-plan, or at least the run-down: knock a guard out, take their ID and clothes and stuff, and move on. It was certainly a convenient plan given the natures of these three mafiosos, but Grace wasn't one to look down on good fortune. As she had predicted, there was always a way in. "Sounds good," Grace said in agreement as she looked at her target. Some Asian girl, short blonde hair, wearing a fedora with a blazer and pantsuit. As Brie comically goaded the first mafioso, Grace watched keenly, suppressing a grin. The girl was funny, Grace certainly had to give her that.

As Brie reached out of the car and spontaneously electrocuted the girl, Grace sprung into action, opening her back door directly into the Asian mafioso. As the girl fell back (wearing heels today was a bad choice for her), Grace rotated one arm back, violet energy swirling in her palm as she did so. Just as the Asian girl found her bearings again, Grace flicked her arm forwards, the swirling hurricane of energy having compressed into a disc just larger than a frisbee. The disc arced through the air, smacking the Asian mafioso directly in the forehead and knocking her out. The disc whirled back to Grace like a boomerang, but Grace didn't need it anymore, and so the discus fizzled into nothingness before it fully returned. Grace walked over to the downed mafioso, rummaging through her pockets and removing her wallet. "Let's see...my name is...Emily Liu. I can roll with that," Grace said, taking the ID and stuffing it into her own wallet. "Dunno why Emily is working with a bunch of Italian mobsters, but more power to her." Grace also snagged Emily's hat, tucking it under her elbow as she pulled her long, violet hair back. She quickly snagged a band out from a portal (thankfully, she knew where her luggage was, at least) and tied her hair into a tight, messy bun atop her head. She then slotted the fedora on top over it. Perfect.

"Alright, we have a meeting to get to." Grace paused. "You want me to get rid of these guys? I think I know a good place to dump them." Grace closed her eyes, envisioning the Chick-Fil-A bathroom she had been in several months earlier. "It'll be a place they never expect, for sure."

@Danvers@KaijuBaragon



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