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Current They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
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If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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Remember guys, if you ever accidentally walk off a cliff, it's all OK, just make sure you don't look down.
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Just some scrub nerd who happens to RP on this site. While I tend to gravitate more towards building worlds and GMing and all that, I join RPs from time to time as well. I tend to stay in the casual section of the Guild (though I am open to trying other things) and my preferences tend to lean towards slice-of-life RPs and superhero RPs, along with the occasional fandom RP, depending. I enjoy trying new things, though, and I'm willing to hop onboard any genre if I find it appealing.

I consider myself fairly lax and friendly, so if you wanna chat, my PMs are always open.


Where I Am


Currently Running
《H.E.R.O.》
Fast-paced, fun, vibrant, quasi-anime superhero RP about an organization that employs superpowered people to defend the fictional city of Castleburg, USA.
Currently Accepting! PM me for details if you want to join.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

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"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

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"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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Dakota listened to her friend talk, giggling as she mentioned that playing with haunted Ouija boards was probably a bad idea. For once, Dakota had to agree somewhat with Calypso's caution. Even she knew that angry ghosts weren't all sunshine and rainbows, and truth be told, Dakota didn't really know how to get rid of them. She could ask her dad- Kai was an expert on the supernatural- but he was probably back in Tennessee already, so that wasn't exactly ideal. Dakota nodded eagerly as Calypso suggested reading their fortunes. She always loved getting her fortune told by Calypso. "Ooh! Yeah! Much better idea," Dakota said as soon as she had swallowed her mouthful of pancake. "Your fortune-telling is always spot-on. I still remember last time you said that I had a bad omen, like, a couple of years ago, and guess what? Right after I got back home, bam, I broke my leg! Crazy how you can foresee that” Dakota said casually, twirling a piece of pancake on her fork. "Anyway, sounds like a plan! I'll swing in tonight, chill with the group. It'll be fun, especially because I'm pretty sure Lark is gonna put us to work tomorrow," Dakota noted before stuffing her face again.

Her eyes soon turned towards Alayna, who looked like she was being forced at gunpoint to talk to the two of them. Dakota frowned. She didn't think she was that unpleasant to speak to. Luckily, it seemed as though Calypso was right on it, immediately enveloping the girl in her signature death grip bear hug before prompting Dakota to talk to her, which the teen did all too willingly. "Alayna, right? Sorry, we haven't hung out too much recently...anyway, yeah, I'm Dakota, and I might be coming in through your window every so often. So please don't hex me on the way in, I'm not a wild animal. Except in bed," she commented, snickering at her inappropriate joke. Her laughter sounded like something one would expect out of a hyena, or perhaps Muttley from Wacky Races. It was a strange combination of annoying and adorable. "Can't wait for my reading, Callie," Dakota added, before she heard another voice get louder, apparently approaching them. Dakota looked up just before she saw some guy walk directly into Calypso.

Dakota quickly sprung into action, waving her hand and casting a spell. A small cyclone quickly wrapped around Calypso's legs, catching the plate of falling pancakes on a draft before they hit the ground and rising them back up into Calypso's hands. Dakota looked at the other intruding teenager, who had managed to keep a hold of his own pancakes, somehow, and apologized before introducing himself and joining their little group. "Caleb, huh? You're new, right? I thought I saw you last night but we didn't speak...anyway, I'm Dakota, and this is Calypso, and this is Alayna..." Dakota gestured to those two as she addressed Caleb with a smile. "Nice scar, by the way. Maybe that's what I'll call you, Scar, because it looks sick," Dakota complemented. "Same! It's so boring, just sitting at a table alone with a plate of pancakes...I bet that's what Summer is doing right now," Dakota said with another wolfish snicker. "And, by the way, your cat is so adorable, that's such a great familiar, I bet Astro is gonna love her...Astro!" As soon as his name was called, Astro leaped away from David and ran over to where the group of four was standing, and then he promptly made a beeline for Bast, jumping onto the cat like a tiger pouncing on its prey and trying to wrestle the creature to the ground.

"Awww, look, they're playing!" Dakota said with a giggle, though Astro seemed more to be wrestling than 'playing.' She took a glance over at Calypso before addressing Caleb again. "Ooh, Scar, you should hang with us tonight, Calypso is gonna read our fortunes and she's really good at what she does. Callie, you don't mind, right? Oh, and make sure you bring your cat. That thing is so adorable, Jesus, it's like a little baby cheetah..."





Jean-Luc was currently engrossed in the topic of the Thirty Years' War when he heard the door creak open again. Sitting as perfectly still as Charlie entered the room, Jean-Luc's head hardly moved as he looked up to examine the newcomer, before giving a grunt that sounded vaguely like "hello" and giving a very small, pained wave, before resuming reading about the defenestration of Prague. He quickly became absorbed in the book once again, flipping through the pages quickly (he had always been a fast reader) before he heard yet another creek of the door. This time, Jean-Luc did put down his book, carefully folding the corner of the page into a dog-ear before laying the leather-bound book on the bed. He did want to see what this Jeremy fellow looked like, after all. He examined the pasty teen as he entered the room, laying his stuff down on the bed. He was tall, taller than Jean-Luc (who had been one of the taller ones of the new initiates, mind), but a regular-looking person in just about every other way. He spoke with a certain eloquence that made Jean-Luc give him the smallest inkling of respect, which, for the dark-skinned youth, was a pretty big deal. "Jean-Luc. Agreed...I hope we can make best use of our time in the coven house this summer," said coolly.

Jean-Luc sat up on his bed, visibly cringing as he saw what Charlie had done to his side of the room. Jean-Luc did not like the color yellow. It was ugly and frankly very obnoxious, and this abomination of colors was now going to be facing him for the rest of the year. "I didn't realize you were so intrigued by bumblebees..." Jean-Luc said, his voice deep and modestly galled, one hand resting on the leather cover of his history book. "I guess if you want to decorate like that, it's your prerogative..." Jean-Luc said with a sigh. "Though if my knowledge of English football isn't mistaken, I thought Watford FC was a rather...what's the word...err, woeful team. Hardly premier quality," Jean-Luc noted, picking up his book and opening it again. "Of course, you are more than free to support them...the Carolina Panthers aren't much better, anyway...but I personally would hold my enthusiasm for them until they start winning games."


Grace's face was stark white as Mr. Impressive parted from her after what seemed like an eternity, her lips puckered as if she had just kissed a lime. Mr. Impressive's crazed, sickening eyes stared deeply into Grace's own, as Grace felt something slip away from her. Maybe it was her confidence- that certainly explained the deep pit in her chest, the strange void that had opened there. The girl shivered as Mr. Impressive laughed maniacally, and her fear only increased as Mr. Impressive continued to manhandle her. "That's only just the beginning,” he hissed with a grin that spelled pure evil. "I'm going to shred every last bit of dignity you have, slowly, but surely. Doesn't that sound fantastic? The whole world is going to remember you as-"

"GRACE!"

"Well, I mean, that's not wrong, but I was going for-"

"Get the FUCK off her!"

"Hey, who the hell do you think you are-” Mr. Impressive turned before being coated in a layer of foam, and he was then smacked across the face, causing him to let go of Grace and fall to the ground. As he fell, Grace saw Tom, wielding the (now destroyed) fire extinguisher, standing behind him. She stared up at him, still shellshocked by the recent series of events, but her heart began to quicken in pace as she saw Tom there. He had saved her! He took down Mr. Impressive! Grace felt a sense of relief, a sudden wave of solace, strike her suddenly. He hadn't betrayed HERO at all. He hadn't betrayed her. The realization gave her a fuzzy feeling inside, so much so that she didn't even notice Mr. Impressive get back up to his feet until he was standing before her again, now facing Tom. Grace quickly chirped, "Watch out!" but she was too late as Mr. Impressive rammed into Tom with his shoulder, hitting him with a powerful blow that could easily send him to the floor. Just then, though, another fighter entered the ring, that coming in the form of the man that tried to save Grace earlier. Now in the light, Grace could see that it was a robot of some sort, but her vision would soon be clouded by some sort of darkness grenade that the robot threw at Mr. Impressive. Grace covered her face with her hands, then realizing that one of her hands had come loose of the cuffs. "Oh," she said quietly, using her free hand to release her cuffed one, rubbing her wrists with a satisfied smirk. This is why going to the gym didn't pay. Could she have escaped on her own with big beefy arms? No. "Heh..." she said to herself, making a mental note to use this as an excuse the next time Patti tried to haul her off to the gym. If there was a next time.

Grace looked up to see the robot grappling towards Mr. Impressive, hitting him with a powerful two-legged kick. Mr. Impressive was sent flying back, cartwheeling through the air like a wheel having popped off its axis, before smacking the wall headfirst with a loud "guhu!” before falling to the ground with a ding. It sounded like a church bell sounding through the hallway, and Mr. Impressive crumpled up on the ground, seeming for all the world like he had been thoroughly defeated.

Grace turned towards the robot, hearing its greeting, and smiled softly. "Going to assume that's you, Rumi?" Grace asked, lifting her hand and knocking on the front of the robot's helmet. She frowned. "Robot? It's a really nice design, I have to admit. Thank you," she said, smiling up at what she assumed was the camera, before turning towards Tom, quickly rushing over to him. She looked at him, feeling a swirl of emotions envelop her as she quietly observed him. She then took a deep breath, and then swung her hand back and slapped him directly across the face.

"You deserve that for kissing Priestess," Grace chided him, like a scolding mother, but her demeanor changed almost immediately after, and she practically fell into him, putting her arms tightly around him, clasping him like pliers. "...but you saved me...oh, Tom, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for not believing you, I should've known you wouldn't join Seraph..." Grace said, almost bemoaningly, as she looked him with a thin, endearing smile. Her arms loosened from around his sides, but quickly linked up again, this time behind his neck. Grace then stood on her tippy-toes, her buttony nose nuzzling against Tom's as she kept her grip tight around him. "I'm going to assume," Grace began, speaking quietly, "that the kiss I saw on TV with Priestess wasn't real." She heard what sounded like fighting down the hallway, but uncharacteristically ignored it, staying closely tethered to Tom. "Do you...want a more genuine one, by any chance?" she asked shyly, batting her magenta eyes softly at Tom, a tenderness yet to be seen from Grace having reared its head in these circumstances.

@Scarifar@KaijuBaragon



Meanwhile, across the hall, the elevator swung open to reveal a man that appeared to look like Frankenstein. He was massive, taller than Chad, with ugly green skin and a rectangular head, several scars, and greasy black hair completing his profile. He was wearing a white lab coat and brown slacks, and his hands were adorned with what appeared to be metal gauntlets. This was Frank Einstein, hero name "The Shocker," but his unfortunate appearance and name had caused him to be renamed by most of the people of Castleburg and even HERO as "Frankenstein," a name Frankenstein (I mean, The Shocker) hated. Frankenstein cracked his gauntleted knuckles, lightning sparking around his fists as he looked at the duo of Chad and Starbright. He did not like Starbright one bit (they had a looooong history), and he was more than happy to do his job here. He didn't exactly LIKE EAGLES, but they did promise him a role in one of their newest movies, and plus, he could never say no to legally pounding Starbright to the dirt.

He lifted his hands, lightning sparking around them. "You have the right to remain...ah, fuck that," Frank said, before releasing an electric blast directly at Starbright. "Just die! How about that! Hah! Serves you right, you prettyboy piece of shit!"

@Duoya@Jumbus




Down in the lobby, Jamie only had to walk into the building before every eye was upon her. The assorted heroes inside were mostly the type that Jamie tended not to consort with, because most of those inside were wannabe celebrities that happened to have superpowers, and planned on using a HERO career to boost their own careers. As it happened, none of them were particularly good fighters, either, and so they all backed away, in fear for their lives and gorgeous faces. The only hero/EAGLE that didn't back away was a tall man that was known as The Admiral. He was middle-aged, only a few years away from retirement, with black hair and a bushy black mustache. He was dressed in an all-white admiral uniform that barely fit his massive, muscular physique, and he had an anchor on his back (it was his weapon of choice).

The Admiral removed his anchor, spinning it in his hand. "You're wanted, Quake," he said with a sneer. He never really liked Jamie, in part because her superior quaking powers overshadowed his signature Anchor Slam. He was the ORIGINAL destroyer of Castleburg, thank you very much! He rested the anchor on his shoulder. "That means I have to take you in. Get ready to face...THE ADMIRAL!"

With that triumphant declaration, The Admiral slammed his anchor into the ground, sending a wave of tremors at Jamie that were easily strong enough to throw her to the floor.

@canaryrose@rabidporcupine@DarkRecon




Grace was a bit busy getting choked to pay attention to what was happening around her, but the mysterious scarf that had suddenly wrapped around Mr. Impressive's other arm was hard to ignore. It was made out of some kind of flexible material and was wrapped around Mr. Impressive's knife arm. It was impressive, of course, but not impressive enough to match up with Mr. Impressive. Mr. Impressive hardly looked in the direction that the scarf had come from before dropping the dagger and instead grabbing onto the scarf. Letting go of Grace for a brief moment, Mr. Impressive turned and, with a great show of strength, yanked the scarf and threw the OMNI like he was throwing the hammer in an Olympic event. There was a loud crunch as the OMNI hit the opposite wall. Mr. Impressive, with his free hand, grabbed his sword from his back and, with a swift blow, chopped the scarf off of his wrist. He sheathed the blade as he walked back, flipping the bird into the darkness as he made his way back over.

Grace knew that her best bet was to get the hell out of the area, but being suffocated by a literal metal man had not helped her physical condition, and she was wheezing on the ground as Mr. Impressive walked back over, rubbing his metal hands together as he approached. "Fuck off!" Grace cursed, opening a portal beneath herself to try and get out. Mr. Impressive had quick reflexes, though, and in a split second, he had scooped her out of the portal, like a bear snagging a salmon from a pond. "Naughty, naughty,” he chided, holding Grace by the shirt collar casually and wagging his finger with the other. ”Well, I can't have you portaling off now! Seraph has some very important questions to ask you.” Mr. Impressive, still holding Grace with one arm, reached into his breast pocket and pulled out a pair of handcuffs with a glowing blue strip that Grace recognized instantly. ”Now, don't struggle, or else.”

Needless to say, Grace struggled valiantly, but her bravery was about as effective as that of a fly fighting against a bull. Mr. Impressive easily grabbed her wrists and locked them together. Grace felt an instant wave of nausea fall over her as the metal touched her wrists, as her powers were pulled away from her. She knew just as well as anybody else that she was next to useless without her portals, and so she dejectedly slumped to the ground once Mr. Impressive had subdued her. The (much) older man chuckled, his voice bounding through the dark. ”Well, let's get a move on before somebody else comes to ruin the fun,” Mr. Impressive said flippantly, grabbing Grace once again like an old ragdoll, pulling her down the hallway away from both the OMNI along with Starbright and that Bullet guy, or whatever.

Moving further down the hallway, Mr. Impressive stopped for a moment as he heard the sounds of humming. ”Sounds like the generators are working. So smart. I lo~ve smart women, you know, guhuhu~” Mr. Impressive said with a chortle. looking at Grace, who was attempting to squirm out of Mr. Impressive's (literally) iron grip. ”Oh, don't fight it,” Mr. Impressive hissed as the humming grew louder.

Just as the generators kicked on, flooding the hallway with light again, all of the people in the hallway could see Mr. Impressive lean in and plant an unwanted kiss on a petrified Grace's lips.

@Scarifar@Duoya@Jumbus@KaijuBaragon




Grace looked down at the handkerchief in her hands, confused, before casually tossing it over her shoulder. With a flash of purple light, it was almost instantaneously sucked into a portal and was gone in seconds. She then regained her usual state of uncaring, haughtily lifting her chin in Pandora's direction. "If you have something to say, you might as well say it to the group," Grace said airily before her eyes wandered over to the police officer. She nodded her head stiffly as he spoke. One of her colleagues finally seemed to have developed a noggin. Good for him. "Alright. I should be able to teleport you into the vicinity- it'll help save some time with the commute, especially considering the rain and...general chaos. You ought to go, and Pandora and Patricia probably should as well, if they want to, at least. HERO One is a security nightmare; it'll be difficult moving more than two people tops without being pinned down by security. You can just hide behind a trashcan if you want. When you're finished with whatever..." Grace opened a portal to her side and reached inside, pulling out what appeared to be two gold rings. They were impeccably crafted and had a smooth quartz gem in its center. Grace tossed one to Patricia. "It's a nice mood ring, but it also has a GPS and communicator under the gemstone that links with its twin. Press down on it for a few seconds and I'll open a portal by your location. I got one for...never mind." Grace swiped her hand twice, opening two large, person-sized portals. "That should take you to Club 27. We'll meet back here most likely once you've found what you need to find. I think it's best that Chet comes with me...I have a sneaking suspicion he's going to have a negative reaction to corpses."

As Grace heard what Alpha had to say, she craned her head to take a look out the window. "Somebody set off the HERO One flare...shit. I'll take a look at it," Grace said, rubbing her temples once again, this time to try and de-stress herself. "I'm not even going to question how Rubber Man could beat Blake...there's a lot of information on the table here that I can't seem to piece together. There's something afoot..." Grace stepped towards her portal. "Stay safe," Grace said, to Patti in particular, before vanishing through the portal, expecting for Chet (or what is Brad?) to follow her.

She stepped out of the portal right in front of (former) Director Powers' office, her etiquette seeming to have gotten the better of her once again. She was surprised to find, though, that the door to Powers' office was off its hinges, instead laying on the ground in front of the doorway. "Stay quiet," Grace whispered to Chad, a portal discus forming in her hand as she crept into the room to see...Starbright. Somebody who she was certainly not expecting to see. "Woah..." Grace said, standing in the doorway, entirely starstruck for a solid couple seconds, before at least partially regaining her composure."Starbright!" Grace chirped. "What are you doing here...I mean, obviously you’re investigating, such a silly question..." Grace blushed. The rational, intelligent part of her brain was screaming and trying to take control of her body again, but the hormones were currently on blast. "I mean, you know, it’s just really weird seeing you! I’m Grace, I mean, Bypass, I mean, I’m a hero here..." Grace said, her face tinged with red. Her brain slowly managed to take control of her body once again, and she quickly pointed out, ”Might not be a good idea to put your feet on any of the Director’s stuff! He is very cautious about people in his office, you might accidentally set off-"

A loud blaring sound resonated through Powers’ office.

"...an alarm," Grace finished, obviously a few moments too late. "You’ve got to be fucking kidding…jeongmal jjajeungnanda,” she said snappily, her hands balled into frustrated fists as she quickly thought of a plan. "Alright...alright...I wasn’t expecting this, but we’ll figure it out. Just...stay here. It’s me they’re after, so that’s who they’ll come for.” Grace snapped her fingers quietly as she thought. "If you see any Wings of Law by themselves, take them out if you can. Otherwise, don’t do anything stupid,” Grace commanded. "Figure something out. I’ll try and draw them away..” And with that bit of very specific advice, Grace stepped back out into the hallway.

The alarm bells blared in the hallway as Grace quietly moved through the executive hallway. At the very least, she was fairly sure that the Wings did not have access to HERO One’s cameras, nor their other security mechanisms, so whatever Wings of Law where present were likely operating off of just sound, not off of HERO One’s security network. Grace made her way over to the broom closet (unaware of the hidden elevator inside) and found the circuit box she had guessed would be inside. She pried the box open and ran her finger down its center, causing the power on the fourteenth floor to black out.

Grace smirked as she stepped out into the now-dark hallway.





Brightside’s eyes widened as Tom spoke. “What?! You’re telling me that Bypass was here?! Shit…” She put the phone to her ear, but could hardly begin to utter a word before she heard a loud siren noise echo from the lower levels. She put her cell phone back in her pocket and instead grabbed the walkie-talkie that was strapped to her shoulder. “Got it,” she said after putting the walkie-talkie. “You two, with me. You were right, Spacewalker. Bypass set off an alarm that we’re pinpointing to the executive floor. 14th. Accompanied by Starbright and some other guy. Not sure what she’s doing, but it can’t be anything good. Let’s hurry before she can portal out,” Brightside said, walking rapidly over to the main elevator. “Let’s go!” she snapped again as she made her way over to the elevator.

The three (Brightside, Beardman, and of course Tom) descended awkwardly in the elevator to the 14th floor (evidently, awkward elevator rides were a theme of the day). When the elevator doors skidded open, they found a hall of pitch darkness. Brightside stepped out, mumbling something quickly into her walkie-talkie again before looking over at the other two. “She cut out the lights. Figures. Alright, let’s split up and find her. Spacewalker, head right. I’ll take the left flank with Beardman. Smoke them out. Back-up is on its way, I’ve been told, but let’s hope we don’t need it.” With that, Brightside flicked out a flashlight, and she, along with her bearded companion, headed left, towards Christina’s office, leaving Tom to navigate the right hallway.





Grace, who had backed herself into a small cranny, heard footsteps heading down the hallway, and saw a light approaching down the way. She took a breath and then opened a portal right in front of her. Her estimations in the dark were correct. Before he could even make a noise, Beardman was sucked into a portal like he had been flushed down a multi-dimensional toilet. Brightside turned to look for Grace, shining her flashlight around to face her, but Beardman promptly came crashing down on top of her, smooshing her to the ground with hardly more than a light thump. Grace smiled proudly at her handiwork, giving Beardman a gentle kick in the head to make sure he was out cold. He was.

Grace was about to head back to the office and report a completed expedition when, in her peripheral vision, she was something shiny flash behind her. She turned around swiftly, only to see darkness, a small shimmer of light from underneath Beardman’s massive body. Grace shrugged and turned out around again when she suddenly felt an arm wrap around her neck suddenly and yank her back, a crushing steel grip around her throat. She just managed to choke out a loud cry before being grabbed. She grasped at the arm, trying to pry herself free, but found that the arm was not made of flesh and bone. It was hard steel. Grace already knew who the voice belonged to before she heard him speak.

”Missed me, sweet pea?” Mr. Impressive asked in a manner that could only be described as frightening to the bones. His iron face (which had a strange red spot around his right eye, a bruise, perhaps?) contorted into a smile as he held Grace tightly against him with one arm, the other arm twirling a scarily-long dagger. ”Isn’t this lovely? Just the two of us, alone, in the dark...so scenic, guhuhuhu~” the deranged ‘hero’ laughed as he twirled the knife effortlessly. ”Let’s dance...”

@Duoya @Jumbus





Club 27, Kingsdale


Meanwhile, the other portal lead the other group of heroes out in an alleyway, conveniently behind a large dumpster, right near Club 27 in Kingsdale. The gorgeous Wings of Law club was currently surrounded by police tape and police cruisers, with a variety of officers on the scene, moving about and talking to each other. Ambulances were also parked nearby, and barricades had been created down the sides of the road. Whatever had happened, it was clearly a very big crime scene.

At the front of the investigation was an old friend of the gang, a newly-promoted Sergeant Bulldog. He was not ACTUALLY a bulldog, mind, but he certainly had the looks of one- he was short, stocky, and chubby, with a sagging face and large jaw that made him look like he could take a solid bite out of a human. He was holding a clipboard, barking orders at his men. “Let’s wrap up here and get moving! We know Aria is out there somewhere, probably choosing her next location, so we have to get a fucking move on before that happens! We need patrols all across the city. And somebody get a hold of K9!” Bulldog shook his head. “Fucking amateurs…”

@Zoey Boey @canaryrose @Amethyst @DarkRecon



"Nooooo..."

Dakota's groan was almost guttural in nature, a most unpleasant noise escaping her lips as she felt Sister Lark's hand against her shoulder. She tried to prattle through some excuses at first. "Sister, it's too early, I had a long day yesterday, I need sleep, my body clock is gonna be ruined, please~..." Dakota attempted, having since rolled onto her stomach, but it seemed as though Sister Lark was not going to budge, so Dakota reluctantly crawled out of her sleeping bag like a butterfly leaving its cocoon for the first time, giving a couple stretches as she listened to what Sister Lark had to say. Roommates. Dakota was surprised that she was so troubled about the rooming list. Dakota was the type of person that could get along with most people pretty well, and she thought that she had a pretty good relationship with most of the girls, at least, but the events of the previous night had planted a seed of irritation in her chest.

"Pancakes sounds nice," Dakota noted, taking in one last whiff of the wonderful outdoors before picking up Astro, who was still curled up by her sleeping bag. "Come on, little guy," Dakota cooed, carrying the ferret in her arms while simultaneously following the rest of the group back to the house, her hands linked behind her head as she strolled back. The smell of pancakes wafted through the air, and Dakota couldn’t help but crack a bright smile as she strolled into the doors of the Coven house. It was when all the newly-inducted witchlings raced into the foyer like a pack of wild dogs hunting meat that caused Dakota to suddenly remember the rooming situation. Dakota did a quick sign of the cross before crossing both her fingers and her toes. She then elbowed past a couple of witchlings and stood on her tippy-toes to see...no Summer! Sadly, Dakota hadn’t ended up with Callie- she matched Calypso’s look of disappointment quickly before looking back at the board- but Rebecca seemed pretty chill overall. And Iris was...well, interesting. Overall, it wasn’t a bad haul at all. Dakota was a little disappointed that she wasn’t with Calypso, but it wasn’t like them being in separate rooms would compel them to live separate lives until the end of time. Dakota had ways, anyway.

The brunette entered the kitchen and deposited Astro on a table, snagging a pancake and tossing it over to the ferret like a frisbee. "Bon appetit!" she called to the familiar, who began to devour the pancake, before she then promptly piled up on pancakes with zeal, the four flapjacks stacked so haphazardly that they looked like a toppling Jenga tower. Syrup dripped like raindrops from the pancakes as Dakota located Calypso and made her way over, aggressively sticking the fork directly into the stack to free up her hand. "Looks like you have a fun room!” Dakota said with a warm smile as she spoke. "Fun rooms for a fun summer, right? Anyway, make sure you leave your window unlocked tonight. I might swing by once it gets dark out if you don’t mind. Maybe bring Curly and Beck too." Dakota smiled. "Might want to hurry up and eat those pancakes before they get all soggy," she commented, using her fork to cut off a corner, before promptly stuffing it into her mouth. She swallowed and smiled again. "I packed a ouija board that I'm 99% sure has a real ghost in it, we totally have to try it at some point. Plus, nobody can possibly stand going a whole summer with no Astro!" Dakota chuckled as she cut off another piece of pancake. "Thanks for...well, thanks for everything last night, Cal. I owe you one, big time."





Unlike Dakota, who would have slept through the whole month had she not been interrupted, Jean-Luc was an early riser. The early bird catches the worm, after all, and Jean-Luc was not the type to give up the worm so easily. And so he had gotten up a good bit before everybody else, just as the sun began to creep its way into the sky, and made his way back to the coven house. He kept his hands in his pockets, walking casually through the dewey forest, looking down at the path as he went.

Jean-Luc was quite happy, truth be told, to be done with the forest. He liked nature as much as the next guy, and certainly didn’t have a problem with forests, or trees, or living things. However, when he was forced to sleep surrounded by these things throughout the entire night, with only a sleeping bag to comfort him, he became less fond of the natural elements. Jean-Luc audibly sighed with relief as the coven house came into view from behind the trees. Civilization again, at long last.

As he made his way over to the porch, he saw one of the elders- Sister Lark- pass him by and walk out to the forest, from whence he had come. "Just a touch early, then," he said to himself as he made his way into the house, hearing the hustle and bustle of the kitchen immediately. His eyes, instead of wandering towards the source of the commotion, however, instead moved towards the bulletin board; notably, a new document that had been freshly pinned moments before. Jean-Luc walked through, glad he had just dodged the crowd, and leaned in to take a glance. "Charlie..." he noted, again to himself, as he looked at the list. He was rather familiar with the other youth, though neutral in opinion of him, as he was of a great majority of people in the Coven. He was a bit too nice, in his opinion, but not too annoying, which was good. Jean-Luc didn’t know who this other Jeremy fellow was at all. Maybe a younger witchling that got thrown into the bunch? Still, Jean-Luc would’ve thought that he would have heard of them by now. Lovelie was a gossip machine.

"Well, let’s get situated," Jean-Luc instructed his luggage, before waving his hand. His bags gently lifted off into the air and followed Jean-Luc up the stairs, into the as-of-yet empty room. ”Go. Unpack. And hurry," Jean-Luc snapped, and the bags wasted no time, immediately depositing all manner of stuff on top of the nearby single bed and into the closet as if all his luggage had a mind of its own. The last bag was less of a bag and closer to a carrier box, which Jean-Luc happily flicked open, a tanned and patterned boa constrictor slinking out. Jean-Luc took the snake into his hands, looking at it with much more appreciation and joy than he ever did with any of his peers. "Here’s your new home, Ghede. Hope you find it suitable," Jean-Luc said, allowing the serpent to slither from his arms into a glass vivarium that had unpacked itself. Smiling as he fell back on his bed, Jean-Luc snagged a book on charms that he had left on his bed, and began to read, kicking his feet up and relaxing. Soon the other two would be coming to disrupt him, but for now, Jean-Luc was alone, and that was the way he liked it best.
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"Police officer. Trust. Right," Grace said, her face taught with visual reluctance, but the facts of the situation did not lie. Alpha was sorely outnumbered by the rest of the group; Grace considered the idea of a single cop/hero overpowering four other trained heroes (alright, three heroes and Chad) rather improbable. He could call for backup, which was a lingering threat, but as Pandora had said earlier, there was no reason for Alpha to risk coming alone to the flower store- if his plan was to come and arrest them, it was likely the group would either be busy fending off hordes of SWAT intruders or in the back of a police van already. Considering that neither of those options were the case, and that Christina had already confided in Alpha, Grace figured it would be reasonable enough to give the cop some trust. Not too much trust, mind, but enough. Grace turned to look at Patricia. "I think it's safe to trust him. For now," Grace said, looking over to examine the man again. He seemed very dignified, monotonous, and respectful- something that Grace would normally find to be superior characteristics to have, but in these times, she saw them as much more unpredictable. At least with somebody like Jamie, you can instantly know who you're working with.

"Let's go upstairs. I have a plan...well, I have the fledglings of a plan, which I guess will be enough for the time being," Grace said, rubbing her temples to let the thoughts flow as she made her way up the stairs. Once she ascended back into the apartment portion of the flower shop, Grace made her way across the room, crossing her arms and tapping her foot in a way that indicated 'I am the one with the plan, I am in charge, listen to me.' Once she was reasonably sure everybody was paying attention, she spoke. "Alright, so, with a little bit of research, there are 3 locations that I think are crucial to EAGLES at this point in time. One of them is Seraph's private island, Elmore Island." Grace put a potted bonsai tree on the table, apparently to indicate the island. "All indications suggest that this is EAGLES' temporary headquarters and a sort of meeting place for the organization, and for good measure. The entire ground floors are insulated from an intrusion with heavy security, so no boating in, and Seraph likely has some measure of air security in place to prevent us from flying in. I've also never been to Seraph's private prison hellhole before, so portaling in would be a crapshoot, and considering that the whole place is probably secure, it's not one that favors us. We'd probably just get arrested on the spot, so for now, I think we should save an invasion of the island for later." Grace draped a handkerchief over the mini tree.

She then, continuing on this motif, removed two more potted plants and put them on the table, in front of the now-covered bonsai. "I think our better bet is to focus on two other locations that the Wings have their eyes on. HERO One and Club 27," Grace continued. "Club 27 is where Patricia allegedly murdered a whole bunch of people, but that's an obvious lie, so I think if we want to get Patricia off the hook, we should go there. It's probably still crawling with cops, and it's likely going to be a trap, but we'll be prepared for it. Hopefully the club will give us a clue as to how the Wings of Law managed this coup in the first place, anyway. I have a sneaking suspicion that they aren't working alone. The last time they tried to kill us, they dumped us on a movie set full of ogres. This attempt seems too serious and successful to be just Seraph's handiwork." Grace pushed the pot of magnolias next to the covered bonsai before moving over a nice pot of daffodils. "The other location of significance is HERO One. Seraph probably has some heroes set up around there, but from what I've seen he's been locked out of the tower, and considering that his HERO clearance was revoked, I'm fairly certain that neither him nor the other two of his head cronies could get in. " Grace surmised. "He'll probably have some old heroes on his payroll at HERO One, and maybe some...old friends," Grace finished weakly, before taking a deep breath. "Sorry...anyway, HERO One has a lot of weapons and gear to make use of, and it also probably has floor plans of Seraph's island, considering that Seraph used to contract his prison out to HERO. Both locations carry a lot of significance, so it might be wise to split up, divide and conquer. Of course, if any of you are going to duck out, now would be the time to speak up. I would hate to drag your personal life into our mess for no reason," Grace said solemly.

"If anybody has anything to say, or anything to add..." She looked to Pandora, then Chad, then Alpha, "...your information would be much appreciated. If not, we should get ready to go. The longer we wait, the more time it gives Seraph to prepare himself, and the more time it gives to his henchmen to hunt us down and haul us to Coldwater."

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The Illuminator (also known as "Bulb Bongo") stared at Starbright in a combination of suspicion, disbelief, and plain hysterics. This guy thought that he could just BRIBE him! Hah! That was sad! The Illuminator laughed heartily, now confident that Starbright was just dumb, before charging up his power suit, preparing to blast him to oblivion. Just before he could do so, though, he was hit in the side by his Australian friend, who Christina had roughly thrown off of her, and the two crashed in tandem into the wall. Meanwhile, Perfected Physique had just as little luck. After being slammed up and down several times, he had managed to get close enough to sock Tom in the face, but before he could do it, he was thrown into the ceiling again, and that was one too many flips for him to handle. Perfected Physique's perfected physique fell to the ground with a thud.

Christina dusted off her hands. "Nice work. Lucky thing that ol' Brad here's ego is much bigger than his brain is," Christina quipped as she casually picked up Perfected Physique and put him inside one of the large armor suits underneath Jamie's name. The armor suit slid shut, encapsulating his body inside. Christina explained, "The AQS only operates with Samantha's permission, which Perfected Physique doesn't have. So he'll just be stuck inside this impossibly heavy suit of armor. Hopefully he doesn't have claustrophobia," Christina said as she tied the other two heroes/villains together with a length of cord. "Anyway, let's go," Christina said, walking over to the elevator. Unlike the regular HERO elevator, the elevator in the vault was smaller, glass, tubular, and even more advanced-looking than their regular counterparts. "Private elevators. They move unseen behind the regular elevators. Get in," Christina explained as she stepped into the elevator. "Samantha, take us to the executive offices."

The elevator whirred and carried them upwards, moving silently through the floors of HERO undetected. As they passed by unseen, the group could hear the words of some of the HEROs (or more accurately, EAGLES) as they passed along, statement such as "wow, can you believe Powers is dead? I can't," "I mean, I didn't LIKE Aria, but I didn't think she was a mass murderer...apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I guess," and "how many abs do you think Starbright has? I mean, he's gotta have at least an 8-pack...maybe a 10-pack," and other assorted nonsense. The elevator stopped on the 14th level, and slid open smoothly to reveal...the inside of a broom closet. Christina swung the broom closet door open, though, to reveal a familiar hallway. The hallway was where Christina and Powers' offices were. Right down the hall was Powers' office, the common destination for any miscreant behavior, but Christina made a right and opened the door to her office instead. Christina's office was nearly as spacious as Powers', but much less meticulous- there were papers strewn about everywhere, all manner of forms spread out across the table like a blanket, a couple framed pictures of Zoe and Christina together sitting on the desk as well. Around the room on various racks were a variety of guns. Christina sat down on her desk. "Place looks as neat as ever; EAGLES haven't been able to get here yet. Good thing. Alright, here's the plan. Step one: we take back HERO One. Take out the actual traitors that actually jumped boat, you know, and get this building back. I'm going to activate the flare up on the roof, which'll signal for any of the other heroes to get the hell over here. Tom can hopefully help me out- the flare is tough to activate, don't know why, but it is. As for Starbright..." Christina rummaged through her draw and pulled out a Macbook a moment later. "Take this and make a video. Get people rallied up against Seraph, put it on YouTube or some other streaming site," Christina said, giving him a serious look. "If we're gonna take out Seraph once and for all, we need people to really hate him. Seraph is empowered by success. So, go do what you do best and make the people swoon. And also, don't look at my personal photos, please. There's some very private stuff there. Now, come on, Tom, let's go."

Christina guided Tom back to the broom closet and tapped on a few bricks of the wall, like she was playing piano with the stones. The hidden, private elevator slid open again, and Christina stepped inside again, directing it up a few floors. The doors swung open again to the crisp air of HERO's rooftop, way up in the sky, overlooking much of Castleburg. It was raining, but not heavily, a light drizzle and cool dusky air making the summer heat much more tolerable. There were two guards standing on the rooftop, but Christina didn't even need Tom's help with them, quickly incapacitating them both before they could say "jackknife." Christina then ushered Tom across the rooftop, gesturing towards a large metal cube jutting out of the ground. "Here it is. The HERO flare. If you remember, it's only activated during emergencies, when all heroes are needed at HQ," Christina said, pressing a button on the top of the box. The sides of the metal slid down, revealing an old, cannon-like machine beneath, halfway inside the roof of the building. "Grab onto the side and pull it up...this thing is halfway inside the fucking roof, and it's heavy as fuck, I don't know why Powers insisted on keeping it, it's from, like, the 1990s," Christina said condescendingly as she grabbed one side of the cannon, pulling up. Even with their combined force, the cannon only moved up slowly, creaking along as it did.

As the two pulled the cannon out of the roof, Christina looked at Tom. "You look worried about something, and you aren't hiding it well...is it you-know-who?" Christina asked, raising an eyebrow. "Listen, I'm sure the two of you will hammer things out. You guys have great synergy. Bounce off each other really well. Let's just focus on the here and now...Grace won't hate you, I'm sure, once she realizes. And she's smart; she'll figure it out quick," Christina said comfortingly, as the cannon creaked to a halt, now positioned atop the roof at an 85-degree angle. "You need her, anyway. I'm not sure how you made it for so long without somebody taking care of your ass..." Christina said with a smirk, bending down and putting her finger on a button on the cannon. "Now, cover your ears, and watch."

With a loud bang, Christina sent the flare soaring midair, a sparkling red star of fire that hovered way up in the sky, as if my magic, red sparks fluttering down from it in the rain. Christina smiled proudly as the flare glowed brightly in the sky. "Alright, good news, that'll probably get some attention. Bad news...that'll probably get some attention," Christina said, before spontaneously ducking behind an air vent. "Deal with it!" Christina whisper-yelled at Tom."You're still in their good graces, play the part!"

Two heroes ran out of the normal elevator, running over to the flare cannon, and seeing Tom. "Spacewalker! Tom!" one of them, a young woman with shiny blonde hair in a latex suit named Brightside, called out, waddling over to Tom's location. The other hero, a heavily mustachioed man named Beardman, was examining the cannon. Brightside looked at Tom, a bit suspicious and a bit confused. "What's going on here? Who fired the flare? What are you doing? You know Seraph gave specific orders not to touch that thing, right? Arrrgh...you've screwed everything up, I'm going to call Seraph right now, he's going to be pissed..." the woman ranted, grabbing her phone. "This is a fucking nightmare, Seraph is going to KILL US...uggh..."

@KaijuBaragon@Jumbus




Grace smiled as Patti rejected her offer to get portaled off to Australia, before being enveloped inside a giant hug. She gave Patricia a few comforting pats on the back, both to signal her approval and tell her that she was squeezing way too damn hard. Regardless of being crushed slowly to death but Patricia's hug, Grace was still highly pleased. She was pretty sure that what she had said would be more than enough to not have Patricia leave, but these were uncertain times. "I'm glad," Grace wheezed out as Patricia crushed her ribs, before audibly gasping as Patricia let go (she was really out of shape). "You are one of the bravest people I've ever met," Grace mused as she nursed her ribs. "If I was in your shoes, I might've caved in already, really. I feel so sorry for you...but now isn't the time for a pity party, I guess," Grace quipped as she looked over towards the closed door that led to the stairs. "You're right, though, " she commented she gave a nod. "We should deal with that police officer. If we get the drop on him, I can suck him into a portal quickly, though if that doesn't work you could probably hypnotize him...odds are, he's equipped with some sort of contingency against you, though, so it'll be mostly me..."

As Grace thought up a plan for how to best incapacitate the police officer, she heard a pissed-off sounding voice that she remembered as belonging to Pandora's calling out to them again, saying "Bypass? Aria? Bullet? This cops on our team. He's a traitor." Grace looked down at the floor, as if she could see Pandora through it. "Well..." Grace began quietly. "Unexpected..." Her eyes laid focused on the ground. She didn't exactly trust Pandora, but the young(?) woman was a hero, as burned-out as she seemed to be, and she was would certainly have had reason to assume the mysterious officer was a traitor, or else she would've have publicly yelled it out. There was the possibility that Pandora was selling them out to save her own skin, and unlikely as it was, Grace was still aware of the possibility. She had been betrayed once already; another one seemed natural.

Regardless of her misgivings, Grace still opened a portal on the ground, giving a nod to Patricia before jumping through. She materialized on the other end as though she had fallen straight through the ceiling, landing gracefully on the ground next to Alpha. Stepping out of the way of the portal, she lifted her hand, purple energy sparking around her fingers as she pointed at Alpha threateningly, in case he tried anything. "What do you want?" Grace asked, a stern look on her face as she stayed locked-on to Alpha, ready to blast him in a moment's notice. The girl that had fallen through the ceiling was not the same one that had come into the shop, and while her makeup was messed up, the expression on Grace's face displayed a thousand times more confidence than it had before.

@Duoya @Zoey Boey @canaryrose @Amethyst @DarkRecon





"Just about. We're making a quick stop over to HERO One before we head over to have a lovely chat with Seraph. I have some new judo moves I've being dying to try out," Christina said ominously as she piloted the helicopter through the rainy weather. She tilted her head as Starbright spoke. "That's an old movie, you know...but interesting idea. I think you might be underestimating Seraph, though, he'll just have his lawyers strike the footage down under some bullshit law, and he'll probably pocket some money for libel on the way. But hopefully we can keep stirring the water. The more things are messed up for EAGLES, the better." she said, tapping her thumbs against the yaw as she piloted the helicopter. "Besides, I'm too cool to go to jail. Tom, on the other hand..." She snickered, but quickly regained her composure. "I did have a better plan, if I might say so myself. We get some gadgets and secure HERO One, then we head to their little castle and clobber the ever-loving shit out of them," Christina said as the helicopter flew towards HERO One, but instead of moving towards the heli-pad, shot right past it, instead going towards the coast of Passenger Island. "Anyway, I wouldn't say that we really needed your help, more that you needed ours. If we bailed on the mission, the Wings would've sent somebody much more devious that would probably have finished the job." Christina shrugged. "Would've been more work for Seraph to shelve, true, so that might've actually worked out in our favor, but probably not in yours, which means that you owe us. Luckily, part of my master plan could use somebody of your...special talents," Christina said after a moment of consideration. "So considering that we saved your ass, you should probably come with us out of honor. Plus, if you do survive, which is most likely, you'll be more famous than ever before. They'll make movies out of you. Well, they already do, but they'll make better movies about you. Here's the landing."

Christina pulled the yaw, bringing the helicopter down to the ground and landing it right by a small park bench and trash can that was facing HERO One. She stepped out of the helicopter, giving a longing glance to HERO One before looking back at the passengers. "This is highly confidential stuff I'm showing you, OK?" Christina asked, looking over at the two. "So don't blab about it to anybody you don't trust. I'm looking at you, Noah. If word of this gets to any publication, news source, anything, I will put you through a world of hurt. Ever tried starring in a movie with two black eyes and missing teeth? Make-up can't fix everything," Christina said darkly, before smiling again almost too suddenly. "Alright, follow me!"

Christina walked over to the trashcan, looking around as she did so. "Nobody here...the perfect spot. Nice treeline blocks off the view, and no path means no old people really use this place...Powers knows his stuff," Christina said admiringly, before coughing and speaking. "Samantha, this is Assistant Director Christina Lavender, here with heroes Spacewalker and Starbright, under my authority," she said, speaking to what seemed like the trashcan, and miraculously, the trashcan responded in a chirpy, light female voice. “Greetings, Assistant Director Lavender. The tunnel is ready to use.”

"Excellent," Christina said, and then she did something very strange. She stepped into the large trashcan, submerging herself about halfway into the can. "Follow me after. Don't worry, there's no trash in here," Christina explained, and then she suddenly vanished, like the trashcan had sucked her inside. She was gone in the blink of an eye.

Where Christina went was probably the single most exciting thrill ride in all of history. She had gone down a streamlined white tube that shot down and then across at rapid speeds, like some sort of extremely high-speed intense tube waterslide, zipping across parallel to the water at high speed for a longish period of time before rapidly dropping them into a chamber with a stretchy foam floor to cushion from the fall. Christina was leaning against the wall, smiling. "Fun, isn't it? Powers just wanted to have a walking tunnel, but I figured this was much more time-effective and much, much cooler," Christina briskly guided them into the hallway beyond the bouncy room. "Welcome to HERO's negative third floor. Advanced weapon storage," Christina said, guiding them into the hallway. "We have some gizmos we need to pick up quickly."

The -3 Floor of HERO was made of stark white walls and corridors. The walls were covered in all sorts of high-tech weaponry, including all manner of futuristic-looking pistols, rifles, machine guns, swords, shields, everything. Christina seemed mostly disinterested in these gadgets, though, only briefly stopping to snag a silenced pistol off the wall and holstered it on her waist. "Nice gun...but we have bigger fish in this lake," Christina said as she approached a large steel door. She pressed her palm against the scanner, and in a second the doors slid open, revealing another corridor. "Welcome to our Contingency Hall."

The Contingency Hall was a long hallway that looked similar to a museum, with glass exhibition cases lining the corridors. Inside the cases were a bunch of varying items, some that looked like weapons, but some that looked like household tools and everyday items. There were labels in front of the cases, but instead of describing the items, they had hero names on them. Christina walked in front slowly like a docent, speaking informatively. "This is where we keep all of our specialized gadgetry, in case any of you decide to betray us like Seraph just did. It happens very rarely, but you never know. Plus, some of the villains we face can be subdued using the gadgets, and Coldwater sometimes reverse-engineers the gadgets for their cells. It's some top-tier tools in here, though hopefully we won't have to use most of them anytime soon. Here's Piranha Man's, it's a fish repellent, we got the idea out of an old Batman TV show," Christina explained as she walked, elaborating on the various strange gadgets found in the hall as she continued on. "As you can see, the hallway is ordered from B- to A+. We don't have anything designed for most C-tiers, we just keep some general equipment in a storage room over there, it would be too expensive to make gadgets for every single HERO, so we cut back a bit...here's yours, Starbright, it's a camera whose flash causes your skin to turn green and makes you all ugly, it's a fun bit of tech..." She continued walking. "Here's Patti's, we call it the Anti-Mic, it looks like a microphone but it actually absorbs most sound within about 15 meters, pretty cool stuff. We also have Grace's, but I'm not sure what it does exactly, all I know is that it messes up her powers, makes it so her portals don't work, and we have Brie's, it's a mini lightning rod...and here's the A-tiers!" Christina slowed down a bit as she looked around. "There's Blake's, it's basically a freeze ray that functions as a fire extinguisher, cool stuff, and here we have yours, Tom, there's some anti-gravity grenades, they make a bubble where gravity just doesn't work...a-ha!" Christina stopped at three adjacent cases with various equipment inside.

"Samantha, open cases 37, 38, and 39," Christina said, and the glass slid open a second later. Christina removed what appeared to be an awl, a paper bag, and a dart gun from the exhibits, before closing the cases. "These are for the Wings of Law. This pointy thing is made of some really weak metal, so it turns Mr. Impressive into a melting heap of crap, it's probably hilarious, actually...this bag is full of hyper-absorbent sponges, good for any water user, so you could shrivel up Will pretty easily with this as well, and this dart gun has a nerve agent that turns off wings. It's for Seraph, but you could use it on Priestess if you want, it'd probably be funny," Christina mused, clipping the awl to her belt and handing the bag of sponges to Starbright. "Don't drop those..." she noted as she moved over to a second door, this one a large dark vault door with a giant golden S on the middle. "This is the S-Tier vault. We'll use the private access elevator to get up to the top floor, and we'll take one of the jets over to Seraph's place," she explained, opening the vault door in the same manner she did the last. After releasing some steam, the vault doors slid open, revealing a large chamber that was lined with a variety of gadgets. Each S-Tier hero's name had an abundance of gadgetry underneath it. Jamie's had several suits of armor and a variety of futuristic-looking weapons underneath it, while Pandora's had a terrarium and a few sniper rifles there. More troubling than these measures, though, were the two three individuals standing in the middle of the room, facing the heroes with looks of victory on their faces.

The man standing in the middle was the unmistakable figure of Perfected Physique, a 6'3" hunk of a man with massive pectorals, a chiseled form, wavy brown hair, and a face that was very clearly modified to be youthful, but still betrayed his age. Perfected Physique was a member of the Wings of Law that transitioned successfully from a career in superheroism to one in modelling, and his fame had gifted him an upper-echelon position in the Wings of Law. Gifted with super strength, Perfected Physique (real name Bradley) dazzled the ladies for 20 years, and if he had his way he would be dazzling them for 20 more. He was, like most of the Wings of Law, a notorious womanizer, having had a long list of ladies to his name, but he had fallen out of the limelight in recent years, replaced by the younger heroes, whose attractiveness did not have to be kept with plastic and surgery. Standing at his flank were two (former) villains of familiarity. Devious Dingo was an Australian migrant with a propensity for explosive firearms that had run bazookas to crime families before being taken down, and The Illuminator was a villain that had tried to make a superweapon out of household lightbulbs, after having succeeded in creating a super-suit that could absorb light and fire energy blasts with it.

"I knew you were too crafty to be dead, Miss Lavender," Perfected Physique said with his syrupy, annoying voice. "The same with you two...I knew Seraph was wrong to trust you, Spacewalker, Zhenka is far too cozy with the younger heroes. I knew I had to go out on my own, find out what you were up to, so I snuck a peek at the phone reader, and I found you here...well, I guess it's time I let him know your true colors, eheheh?" Perfected Physique reached for his phone, but before he could put it to his ear, Christina had drawn her pistol and, with pinpoint accuracy, shot it out of his hand, sending it skidding to the floor, a perfect hole in the middle.

"Snitches get stitches, Brad," Christina quipped, but before she could line up another shot, Devious Dingo had rushed into action, drawing a baseball bat and smacking her roughly. Christina just avoided the blow, and rushed at the villain, pinning him against the wall and struggling to keep him still.

"Tom, fuck these pricks up!" Christina shouted as she wrestled with Devious Dingo. Meanwhile, the Illuminator approached Starbright, cracking his knuckles, and Perfected Physique cracked his neck as he stepped towards Tom. "Get ready to go down, pretty boy!" he said with a growl, before charging at Tom, aiming to tackle him to the ground.

@KaijuBaragon@Jumbus




Grace held her sobs in as Patricia came into the bathroom to comfort her. Her ceaseless tears were replaced by heavy, distressed heaps of air as Patricia, much to Grace's surprise, gave her a big hug. This was not usual Patricia behavior; then again, this was not a usual time. She heard Patricia suggest, “Maybe we should leave the city...we can hide out somewhere in- in Chainstown, or something, until this whole thing blows over and everything is fine and normal again. I couldn’t- I can’t go to Coldwater, Grace. I can’t. And I know, like, Tom betrayed us and everything...” The words were like a punch to the gut for Grace, “but I know you’ll always be on my side. That makes you better than him.”

Grace felt Patricia's face lodge into her shoulder, and a wave of guilt washed over here like an ocean wave. This poor girl was wanted for a mass murder she didn't commit, and here Grace was crying over what? Some boy? Wiping her face again, she lifted herself off the ground, patting Patricia's back. "It's OK. It's OK," she said, giving her a gentle pat on the back. "Listen, Patti, if you want to go, that's your choice. I won't make you fight against your will," Grace said as calm as she could be. "But I...I have to stay here. Things aren't going to change, Patricia, you don't understand. ICOSA has wanted to get rid of HERO for a while. Seraph's coup is unorthodox, and he'll probably be fined or something, but EAGLES is here to stay unless somebody does something about it. And so long as EAGLES is in charge, you'll still be wanted, and they're going to hunt you until they find you, and they will find you," Grace said grimly. "Leaving now would just be giving up HERO, giving up on the city, giving up on Director Powers, giving up on yourself," she continued, her breath shaky but still holding onto conviction as she spoke.

She heard Pandora yell at them for crying from downstairs, and felt a pang of embarrassment, but continued on with her speech nonetheless. "If you want to leave...I'll get you out of here. One of my old teammates is Australian, and he's a good guy, he'll keep you safe and you can start a new life down under as an American transfer student. New name, new identity, new everything. If Eliza wants to go I'll take her out of here too. It's a long portal for sure, but if that's what you want I can do it." Grace wiped her eyes with her sleeve, though she wasn't crying anymore- she had found her stride now. "That's the only way you can escape for good, otherwise some overzealous hero will recognize you, and you'll be back here again. If that's your choice, it's your choice. But...I have no plan of running away. I'm going to bring that winged bastard and all his friends down...whatever it takes. And if you want to get everything back to normal, we're going to need everybody we can get," she said, looking Patricia dead in the eyes. "'Be the change you wish to see in the world.' Five hero organizations have that as their motto, for good reason. You're a hero, you make the change," Grace said firmly. "Being a hero isn't about the money, or the glamour, or the news coverage and media pampering, or about your hot new winged model girlfriend," Grace added pointedly."That's what Seraph and all his lowlife friends do it for. But that's not what it's really about. Being a real hero isn't about doing what's right when everybody loves you and the cameras are rolling. It's about doing the right thing all the time no matter what. The right thing right now, Patti, is to help me kill those bastards. OK, maybe not kill, but you know what I mean."

She took one last deep breath. "If you want to go, then this is the best time to say goodbye. I won't judge you. Promise." Grace waved her hand, opening a portal next to her. "But you have a commitment to HERO. A commitment to the Director...ex-Director...and that's not a commitment that can be easily broken." She looked at Patricia, a fierce fire in her eyes that was very rare in the young Korean girl, before adding, "and you know that I would die before I let them take you to Coldwater, Patti. No joke."

"Now, wipe your eyes and make your choice. Every second counts."

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Christina laughed at having caught Tom off-guard, giving him a bright smile as she piloted Seraph's helicopter through the Kingsdale sky."Smart. I think you have them fooled," she said, tilting the yaw and causing the helicopter to dodge out of the path of a weather balloon, before looking over to Tom again. "I graduated from Hahn with a degree in drama, actually. I was going to be an actress...then stuff happened," she said vaguely. "But I'm pretty good at acting, and I've been trained by Mossad in undercover operations, so I know a few things. I guess that's kind of my superpower, in a way." She smirked. "It also helps that the Wings are a bunch of dumb donkeys...that's really an insult to donkeys, though, if you catch my drift," she added, slowing the helicopter down significantly and lowering it down a couple clicks. The white-and-gold helicopter hovered midair in the sky, and Christina turned to face Tom.

"Powers is OK, but he's out of commission for a hot second. Wings poisoned his coffee with isolene, then they ambushed him in his office. Powers put up a fight, gave Mr. Impressive a nasty bruise on the eye, but they managed to get the upper hand." Christina scoffed. "A bunch of cowards. Anyway, he took a nasty fall...he's alive, thankfully, but he's not going to be fighting the Wings for the moment. We're moving him around the city, not letting him stay in one place." Christina paused, considering whether or not to speak more on the subject, before relenting with a small sigh. "Seraph is working with Zero. It works well...if Zero can get rid of HERO and bring in a new agency that's loyal to them, then that's a big win for them, gives them more leeway to execute whatever plans they have. ICOSA doesn't know, obviously, and they're slow as usual. It'll take at least a week for them to organize and make a decision on EAGLES, and odds are after that they'll just give Seraph a slap on the wrist before giving him the keys." She paused. "And if that happens, we're screwed. So we'll have to change that."

Christina moved the helicopter forwards again, slowly hovering through the wealthy districts of Kingsdale. "Anyway, here's the plan. First, we pick up Starbright. If we don't, the Wings will send two people a lot more sympathetic to them, and I for one plan on milking this disguise for as long as possible. Second, we make a trip to HERO One. This is classified intel, but we have a big vault underground with a bunch of technology, including some tech we have prepared as a countermeasure in case any of you guys decide to go rogue. We'll pick that stuff up; it'll give us a nice edge. Then we take the fight to them." Christina landed the helicopter deftly on the roof of Starbright's mansion. She reached into her shirt and pulled out two devices- a large black gun about the size of a sawed-off shotgun with a black hook protruding from the barrel, and what appeared to be a long black wand with a glowing red tip. She looked over to Tom. "Tom, your face," she said with an eyeroll, putting down the laser pen and picking up a tissue, rubbing at his face intensely. "Holy shit, it's like Priestess has some permanent marker goo in her lipstick, it's not coming off...well, worse comes to worse, I'm sure you two would make a fine pair. Kidding, of course. Stay here." Christina knelt down, putting the laser pen against the ceiling, and she carved out a person-sized circle on the roof. Once she completed the circle, the section of the roof promptly fell in, leaving a clean hole. Christina then hopped in herself, landing inside Starbright's lounge directly next to the couch.

"Nice view," she quipped, looking around, before quickly and very professionally moving towards Starbright. In a split second she had grabbed him by the shirt collar, hauling him over towards her, and simultaneously aiming her weapon upwards, sending the length of wire spiraling upwards and hooking onto one of the rotor blades of the helicopter. Christina (and Starbright) were then sent launched upwards rapidly, pulled out through the hole Christina made and briskly pulled up to the roof once again. Christina then promptly and quite effortlessly chucked Starbright into the bay of the helicopter. "This is for your own safety!" she called before turning back to Tom. "Let's go," she said, hopping into the helicopter and, before Starbright could try to escape, took off, hovering into the air.

"Shit, it's starting to drizzle...Tom, could you be a dear and explain to Starbright what's going on while I focus on flying this piece of crap? Jesus, you would think a millionaire would be able to afford a better helicopter than this..." Christina muttered as she flew the helicopter through the rain. "By the way, Tom, lipstick mark is still there."

@KaijuBaragon@Jumbus




Meanwhile at Target, Nero was down and out in less than a second. The transformation was almost uncanny. One second he was winding up with a merciless blow, and then as soon as Jamie had barely touched him with his powers he had been thrown across a few checkout counters, screaming like a baby. "ARRRRRRRGH!" Nero yelled, sobbing hysterically into his helmet as he tried to crawl away from Jamie, though with little success. He looked around for some type of back-up but found that his ally, trusty old Dungeon Troll, was lying in a quivering ball on the other side of Target. Not exactly much help there. Nero tried to continue his escape but found there wasn't anywhere else to crawl, so instead he continued his mental breakdown. "Pleaseeee don't kill meeeeee!" he moaned as he sobbed into the floor.

Meanwhile, out on the streets not too far away, Wire-Man suffered a much less painless fate as Joseph overloaded his wiry body, the electrical shock causing Wire-Man to shut down. The good news for Joseph was that his stunt was not enough to be fatal, and only caused Wire-Man to faint backwards into the road. The bad news was that the roads in Castleburg are very busy, and one particularly rowdy ice cream truck driver gassed right past, steaming right over Wire-Man and dragging him underneath his tires down the boulevard. A few screams echoed out as Wire-Man was violently hauled off by the ice cream truck, but he was made of wires, after all. He would be fine, right? Right.

@canaryrose@Rabidporcupine



Meanwhile at Polamor Inc, Snake Pit was really screwed this time. His powers didn't exactly work when he was sealed inside of some type of weird tar goop, and now Sir E. Brum was pointing a gun at him. A laser gun. Well, Snake Pit considered his contract with EAGLES totally void at this point. He was still technically a villain, after all, and villains betrayed people all the time, especially when their lives are at stake. And so Snake Pit decided to sing like a bird.

"Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Ah, alright, man, listen, I don't know much about EAGLES, OK? They just pay me per job I do. I'll tell you everything I know, though, just please don't kill me! Listen, man, it's nothing personal, I own stock in your company and everything, you know, really love what you do, just don't kill me...alright, listen, Seraph told me that he needed you to break an encryption for him. He said that Hugo Powers locked all of HERO One down before he died, put the entire building under lock and key, and that Seraph can't access any of the files...Seraph thought you might have the access codes or something, that's why he wants you! Listen, man, that's all I know, I swear, he just wants to use HERO One but he can't, he's stuck working out of that stupid prison island that looks like a fucking castle, Elspore Island or something...that's everything, though, I swear! Please don't kill me, I have a wife and children and everything! Actually, that's a lie, I don't have either of those, but I have two dogs! You wouldn't kill a dog lover, right?" Snake Pit gave Rumi his best puppy-dog eyes as he pleaded for his life.

@Scarifar




Grace's first impression of Pandora wasn't too positive too far, but if she had been in Pandora's shoes, her reception would have probably been similar. Trying to keep her emotions in check, she simply stood there as Pandora wordlessly listened to their plight. She was about to speak again, to propose some sort of plan, but the words ducked back into her throat as she heard a knock at the door, followed by the voice of...a police officer? That was bad. Very bad. Grace nodded at Pandora as the woman commanded her to go upstairs, before going to attend to the officer at the door. Grace didn't need to be told twice, scuttling quietly to the stairs and rushing up into Pandora's little apartment above the flower shop.

Once they were safely removed from the flower shop, Grace closed the door, took a couple deep breaths, and then turned to Patricia, her voice snappish but quiet. "Give me your laptop," Grace commanded, gesturing towards Patricia's backpack with her hand. She took Patricia's laptop, sitting down on Pandora's carpet while opening the laptop. "Purple galaxy? Seriously, Patricia, it's like your begging to look like an angsty teenager," Grace scoffed as she connected to a nearby Starbucks. She was not planning on asking Pandora for her Wi-Fi password. She then navigated to the HERO website. "They haven't touched HERO's website yet...and I haven't seen anything about EAGLES yet. Any official page, at least," Grace noted as she continued to type rapidly. "Nope, not a damn search. Either Seraph has doesn't have editing privilege to HERO's website, which is weird considering Powers is probably dead, or his IT is just awful," she commented quietly, as she continued to search.

Grace dug around the Internet for a hot minute before stumbling across Seraph's personal website. "Ugh, this hurts to look at," Grace muttered with clenched teeth as she scrolled down the page, looking for anything, but again, she found no results. She backed out of the page and was about to call it quits when she was a news article in her recommended bar. She clicked on it, pulling up a large picture of a castle. Grace read the article at a blistering speed, her features growing into a smile as she walked over to Patricia, practically shoving the laptop into her hands.

"Here!" she declared triumphantly, pointing at the news article from CCN. "Look here, this article says that Seraph used to own a private prison called Hawthorn on Elmore Island, just north of Kingsdale...it got contracted out to Coldwater and was used for a few years, but Seraph abruptly ceased operations just after he got his ass fired...but he never sold the land. Which means that Seraph basically owns an empty island. Or maybe not-so-empty." Grace smiled triumphantly. "Of course, we shouldn't rule out HERO One from consideration. It has much better security than some dinky castle that Seraph owns. We should probably split up, maybe scout them both out, and report back, but it might be dangerous to do that...especially now that Seraph probably knows more about my powers, thanks to..."

Grace trailed off, standing abruptly. "Sorry, bathroom," she said a little too quickly, her words coming out choked as she hurried towards Pandora's bathroom, swinging the door shut. Those that paid attention could hear quiet but despondent sobs from behind the bathroom door, which showed no sign of stopping anytime soon.

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