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6 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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6 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
9 likes
8 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
4 likes
9 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
8 likes
10 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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"I like it when the center is wet."


"You're the biggest bitch I know, but you're funny sometimes, so it's okay."
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@GingerBoi123 oi! you forgot fighting style lol at the bottom of your CS


It might be a WIP xD


Done, and I hope that's fine.
Edit: Fix'd emblem.
Reserving 'P' here too, then
Uh, reporting to reserve P, hello!
@Inertia

Not sure what you're trying to get at, here.


No it's nothing, my mistake.
@Inertia

I'm pretty sure there's more than one cashier. And I don't think all of them have a line.
Just sayin'


Oh, I see
uh well then
@Solace

Hey, who's Ryan? And does he work in the same automobile shop as Laura?


Psst, there's a line in the starbucks coffee place.
Just sayin'
Just for clarification, I was talking to everyone in the starbucks.
Miller Anderson


10:25

With the coffee he ordered sliding towards him, it would have spilled if Miller hadn't caught it properly. "Hey Hey, you almost made me spill that James." he said giving him a scornful look that only lasting seconds, reverting back to his passive and lazy self. Before he could take any sips, another person enters the Starbucks. He only gave an ever fleeting glance before asking James, "Is that Ka- Kay- Kate Upton? Bah I can't bother to remember."

As he was yawning another person enters the mix, Unkempt, I can dig it. Miller thought after giving another side long glance towards the entrance right after another guy entering, sporting a Kippah. "Wow James, this store is popular, you have a star in it!" he said to James, trying to reward him with a mock pat on the back. Finally taking a sip of his coffee he raised an eyebrow, noting that it was bitter as Miller is a bit of a sweet tooth. With a sigh, he got up and overhearing the kid with the kippah, Miller replies with a nonchalant, "Well, no one said celebrities couldn't get coffee on shitty mornings, no?" as he tuffles the kid's hair.

Shuffling his way to the front of the counter, he goes over and tries to dig for some sugar packs or close. Within a few tries he had found himself three packets and with a slightly satisfied smile, he begins to trudge back to his seat "You know, the one who's serving you is just lazily sitting over there." he says while pointing at James then yawning afterwards, getting close to the celebrity he whispers "Leave a bad review on their website." before continuing his pilgrimage to his table with a shit eating grin on his face.
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