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6 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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6 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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8 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
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9 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
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10 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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"I like it when the center is wet."


"You're the biggest bitch I know, but you're funny sometimes, so it's okay."
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@Jedly

My champ pool is pretty alright, well rather call it a puddle more than anything.
I like playing Viktor, Darius, Vayne, Lucian, Yasuo (pls dont h8/shoot me), Trundle, Thresh, Azir, Talon and Zed.

Idk why I'm in love with their playstyles.

Also what region you on, if you dont mind me asking.

@Azereiah

I mean you could probably get girls dude, it's me that can't rip.
Two fingers all the way for me.
@KuramaaaZ

Sorry Kuma, we nerds can't relate with your girl conquering stories haha xD.

@Azereiah

Yep makes sense, so, all fingers or two fingers style?
@Azereiah

Do you do the full paragraph or like view only the sentences one at the time?
Also you have apparently have really above average speed cause the world average (according to the graphs) is so sad haha.
@Azereiah

League... League never changes.

Im pretty much dame, around 88~ for the more punctuaty sentences, and like 100+ for simple stuff.
100+ if im like not being stupid with my fingers.
Alright guys,

how fast can you Type?
Very curious.

@Jedly
You play League? Ayy a fellow League player waddup.
@Azereiah

Cut yourself some slack, pretty good post, especially liked the flow.
@Zelosse





It was a rude awakening for Luke, and it wasn't a comfortable night either, the pads for the couch weren't fluffy at all. They were rock-like in texture, did the Academy skimp out on his dorm's couch? He grumbled to himself like an old man, until he felt and heard water flowing. He sat upwards, his hair unkempt and messy, four strands standing upright against gravity. He patted the table inbetween him and the tv for his glasses, after finally finding it he put his glasses on,

"... Does she now know this was my dorm?" Luke uttered silently, slight embarrassment and awkwardness laced in his tone. Then the flow of water seemed to stop abruptly, and rushed shuffling could be easily heard from the main room, she came out red as a beet.

"Good Morn'." Luke greeted her, it was still kinda weird that a girl had slept in his room and used his shower but he subconsciously chose to shrug it off. His back ached slightly though, probably from the rather stone-hard couches he had, "... I'm gonna have to write a very angry worded letter about this painful couch." he joked, standing up and stretching whilst yawning a really long yawn, a tear almost coming out of his left eye.

"I hope that it was fine I brought you to this dorm, I tried asking where yours was but you were fast asleep." Luke exclaimed, scratching his head, "Ah! Don't forget your bag, I left it on the table next to your bed, seemed like they were important to you seeing as you fell asleep collecting them. I didn't manage to collect all but I think I got most of it."

"Ehm... If you're hungry I can make something." Luke continued, remembering his Uncle's words to be welcoming and greet people with hospitality.



((Pre-Timeskip))
It was an oddity, to find a girl he knew, snuggling up to the cold and sooty floors. Luke hadn't noticed but there appeared to be some light illuminating her, some orbs of blue emitting a soft light. It was the reason Luke was able to find her in the darkness. They were peculiarly entrancing to say the least, his eyes were glued to them, slowly hovering upwards. He snapped out of the trance after Emi grunted softly, he looked downwards at the sleeping girl once more.

"Ehh... What am I suppose to do, she seems dead asleep." Luke pondered outloud, "Curfew's getting close... but if I bring her to my dorm won't I be marked as some sort of fiend?!"

Sighing a low sigh, Luke scratched the back of his head and hoisted her upwards. He hoped that no one would spot him carrying a girl back to his dorm. Surely no misunderstandings will occur if I do this altruistic act, right? he gulped at the thought, letting her lean on his back, placing her arms around his neck and holding up her legs.

"Alright... One. Two." Luke jumped upwards, "Oof. Jeez." As for the papers, Luke tried to gather as much as he could beforehand, placed it on the rucksack she had handy and carried it with his teeth. Luke looked like a pack mule. Walking back was eventless, as Luke hoped, a few stragglers here and there but they kept to their own business. The academy at night felt pretty bizarre and surreal, almost fairy-tail like as he trudged through the mostly empty halls. Luke would smile, but he had the strap of Emi's bag in his mouth.

Arriving at the door of his dorm, he let her right leg dangle freely as he fished in his pockets for his keys. Finally he turned the key and the door creaked open. He walked to the left room and opened another door and laid her down, pulling up the blanket. After unhinging his now stinging jaw, he placed the bag on the table next to her.

"Ow, that bag was heavier than expected." Luke said massaging his jaw before a yawn took over, "Well, I guess the couch in the living room does look pretty comfy."

For a while he wondered if the academy would punish him for this, but because of his sleepiness and nonchalant attitude he sweeped it aside to deal with for another day. With that he jumped on the couch and flicked something on the television, watched for a while before falling asleep, the television still blaring softly with whatever it was left on.
@Jedly
Theme songs are amazing, they work really well as long as they are in tune with the character.
Also yeah I like the theme songs you put since you have good taste.
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