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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
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Happy New Year!
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8 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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Merchant-Captain Niklaus Leopold Nico watched the flashing images of his command console as the gun-cutter continued its trajectory into one of the many large holds within his converted Endeavour-class Cruiser, a vessel of over sixty-seven thousand crew and twenty-two megatonnes, named The Pride of Thran.

Along with a handful of escorts, he had been commanded by his superiors to follow in the wake of the automated assault-craft which had first ejected the mercenary contingent into the very bowels of the colony, and to swoop into action if anything seemed to be going wrong – and something had most definitely gone wrong! He had watched with his own eyes the plasma explosion, which could be seen from orbit with the naked eye, as it devoured what had once been a promising asset to the Ordos Thran Conglomerate and was now nothing but vapour.

“Those fools,” he hissed and wheezed through the grille that had long ago replaced his mouth, raising himself up on eight spindly legs of metal and clacking toward the door, “who do they think they are?!”

Making his way through the corridors of the mighty vessel, sweating ratings and officers in their pristine uniforms moving aside at his approach, the Captain burst into the allocated hangar with a terrible fury – the vast holding cell for space-faring vessels decked out in the sickly yellow of the Conglomerate, banners fluttering from the almost cathedral high ceiling, servitors milling about and other craft sitting like silent giants all in a row.

Once the gun-cutter landed with a slight bump Niklaus was there, his hands tapping impatiently against the metal where his hips would have been, his bulk robed in garments of yellows and greens and a hood of red obscuring his pallid face for the moment.

As the ramp lowered and the mercenaries disembarked, the Naval troopers flanking the ramp on either side, his piercing blue eyes went from one face to the next before he finally spoke up, his augmented voice sounding as if it were coming from a megaphone rather than a person.

“Who can tell me what the Emperor happened?! Which one of you destroyed my precious colony...why?!”


In the distant background the ruined carcass of Vernum City was incinerated with holy promethium and constant gouts of flame, the incandescent flame of the Emperor's purifying might being spouted by a over a hundred Imperial sentinel walkers that criss-crossed the currently spore-infested cityscape in an attempt to make it habitable for Mankind once more.

At the Cathedral of Holy Light, where Orkoid and Human bodies were currently being turned from masses of flesh and bone into nothing but so much ash, a mass of already broken regiments had held firm long enough for several Krieger Battalions to surround and annihilate the unsuspecting Greenskins where they stood – a great victory had been one that day, at the cost of many lives...too many.

Outside of the city, like a whole nest of ants stuck rigidly and still to the floor, the surviving regiments and armoured formations of the twenty-year crusade stood at attention to receive commendations and to listen to the victory speech of the architect put in charge of the entire bloody mess, Lord General Militant Egough Van Deer.

The man himself stood atop a towering podium overlooking the neat blocks of infantry, cavalry and armour, arranged in a perfect grid formation in spite of the shell-holes and trenches that had been by and large filled in, the ground now mainly flat but still a shade uneven in places.

At the front of each column of regiments, some as deep as sixty formations, had been placed a huge holo-screen so that all could witness the speech and be thankful for the God-Emperor's love; by and beneath each projection screen waited an ample coterie of aides, officers and NCO's – it would be their duty to hand out the medals once their superior was finished.

Klaxon’s blared as Van Deer strode up the podium, clad in his finest long black coat and wearing a peaked cap he nevertheless looked like some form of avian, and with the bitterly frigid wind beginning to whip up about the field, there was no doubt that he must be cold as well. On either side he was flanked by members of his staff, their responsibilities simply to stand and look austere as the General-Militant made his speech.

“Men and women of the Vernum Crusade,” he begin with a wide spreading of his arms, as if to encompass them all, his reedy voice amplified by the micro-comm before him, “for twenty years you have battled across mud and ice, through blazing heat, and marched stoically into the most hellish landscapes that our enemy could conjure...but you have survived where many would not, you have proven yourselves to the God-Emperor and to me, for this you are to be commended.”

With this signal the pack of aides and so forth were set loose, medals and commendations being drawn en masse from thousands of boxes and pinned to chest or placed in hands with military efficiency. There were awards such as the Triple Skull awarded to almost every regiment in the crusade – the amount of casualties having been beyond belief... - and more specific laurels for the differing regiments, dependent on background and part in the crusade.

It was not odd to see that those regiments composed for the most part of Abhuman soldiers – considered subhuman by many assembled there – were bereft of decoration or reward; Ogryns were too stupid to care, Penal Legionnaires could expect nothing, while those with bodily mutations were simply not counted as equals of the humans they fought by the sides of.

“The following regiments have been given the right to settle in this system, may it be your homes forever more, and may the God-Emperor watch over you.”

A list was read out then that included some of the more intact regiments, as well as some of the most depleted ones, but did not include regiments of Abhuman origin or those such as the Hirisit 482nd, the Cadian 132nd, 1st Foruzian Light Infantry and others.

“Those that have not been selected for resettlement will report to the Departmento Munitorum headquarters immediately. May the God-Emperor bless you all.”

The General-Militant retreated from the podium, his retinue following in turn and the holo-screens deactivating on queue, the contiguous mutterings of hundreds of voices silenced quickly by Commissars and officers amidst the men.

As soon as the assembly was began it was over, over a thousand fractured regiments directed off toward the Departmento Munitorum headquarters, located in a huge and recently constructed outpost some miles to the west of Vernum City.




Terebravisse Scriba, clerk of the Departmento Munitorum and dispiritedly bored servant of the Emperor, looked once more over the pile of parchment he had been asked to process for presentation to the Prefect of Munitions and gave a long and heavy sigh. It had been several days without a break, his fingers, which each ended in another quill, were hurting and heavy and even his augmented eyes whirred with irritation as they focused and unfocused.

The texts that he had been handling for over a week were texts ascertaining to numbers of lives, to regiments that had become severely depleted and damaged by the crusade, and now a decision had to be made as to what to do with them. While this certainly gave him some form of cheap thrill , the regiments very existences resting upon a strike of his quills, it was laborious and time-consuming work and he had better things to do!

“Next...” he hissed, pulling more parchment toward him, his red-lit eyes (more like a pair of goggles attached to his face for all time) narrowing on the Gothic text before him, “interesting,” slowly but with expert precision he made his way through them, marking each one by type of regiment, planet of origin and specialisation, “you...and you...and...you.”




Evening was setting in, along with bone-chilling cold, as the most damaged of the regiments arrived at the headquarters buildings – at least nine prefabricated constructs of rockrete and plasteel, mostly square in shape and at least four levels high, a hundred or so large hab-units dotted around the perimeter, in which the regiments would take shelter for the night until the verdict of what was to be done with them was given on the morrow by the Prefect of Munitions.

For now they could rest, converse, eat some standard rations and generally muse over what their fate would be...

What are we waiting for right now?


Was waiting for a reply to you...

But I'll get on with a post then.
Alright, so I had an idea for a Squat but for this RP he would have to also be a Guild Member, and having two Guildmembers just gets stale, so I will reiterate my earlier proposition. Can I be a Navigator, without the whole bit of getting insane? RNGesus is not fun when the rest of the game is NOT decided by RNG.


Yes, a Navigator is fine.

I'm shooting for a colorful, hard drinking first lieutenant.


Indeed you are, and by the looks of the CS he will be accepted.

i wont lie, it is really tempting to make a priest for this.


If that's your poison, go for it.

Ok, making the Martian. Rite of pure thought, mechandrites out the wazoo, lots of servitors...


Looking forward to it, we need the good old cog-boys (and girls).

Interested, I may throw in a CS soon.


Looking forward to it!
@boomlover Ye, but I just can't warrant it at the minute; go tell your friends to join! That goes for everyone.

@Dannyrulx Eeeexcellent.
@Andreyich@Flagg@Eisenhorn

@Dannyrulx Well, you will when you end up like me and get RP fatigue...then drop out the RP...then I get peeved because you dropped out - and so the circle continues.

@boomlover Okay, right now, due to the number of folks and what I'd like to do with this RP, I'm going to have to prohibit a separate vessel - so no ship for you, I'm afraid. That being said, and depending on the rank/status of your character, you may well get a ship later in the RP as a prize of war.There will be smaller craft to fly, but no separate command...for now.

I'm also going to be away until Monday, but, so you've all got something to do, the CS is here for you to mull over;



These are positions that I need filled:

- Tech-Priest Majoris (Enginseer Prime)

- Principle Navigator (Warp Guide)

- Master of Arms: Acting-MoA @Eisenhorn

- Ship's Surgeon

- Fleet Commissar

- Acting First Lieutenant @Flagg

All other ranks, except that of Captain or Lord-Captain (that being me, of course), are as you like and first-come-first-served.

A Midshipman or two would not go amiss, nor would a Chief Astropath or Ship's Confessor.

This should tell you pretty much everything you need to know (warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_N..) but there are also other websites as well - just Google them.

Any questions?
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Because they do not have the same lore. A Squat has the story of his people damaged, lost, clinging to the Imperium like a sickly babe to a tit, trying to keep themselves unique and not wholly assimilated.

I like to stay in the comfort zone of a GM though so I will go with something else. So as earlier suggested, a Navigator or Fleet Comissar alright?


Nothing to do with my comfort zone

You want a Squat? iI can accept that - just give me a decent reason as to why they'd be there in the first place...I can think of a couple, but helping with the design and building of this new ship would probably be a big one. They'd need to be supervised by sanctioned servants of the Omnissiah, of course.
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