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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
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Happy New Year!
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Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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@Andreyich@BCTheEntity@Kratesis@jbeil

“What the Warp is that?” Questioned Van Der Schartz, his eyes going from his Vox-Operator to the windows leading out onto the parade ground, “thunder? No, it can't be.”

From somewhere, somewhere far off by the sounds of it, a rumbling could be heard, and it was getting closer. It was not a rumbling that was commonly heard though, for there were secondary sounds coming from it, sounds that could only be...

“Gunfire.”

De'Shard and his superior shared a nervous glance, the seated man twitching away for a moment with a hand pressed to his ear, turning back with as much speed when the message had been relayed.

“Sir, we may have bigger problems than our errant Inquisitor.”

“What?! What could be worse?”

“Someone, a preacher by the sound of it, has roused the citizenry into a frenzy. Our source claims that there are Sororitas with him, and that he's...he's exposing us, sir.”

“Blast it all! She promised us that this is not how it would go, she promised us.”

“If I may, sir, perhaps we should send help? This Inquisitor, if he is even alive, has yet to show his face – he would also be mad to attack an entire compound by himself.”

“Ach, sound the alert.”

Soon enough the far away sounds of gunfire and fermenting revolt were joined closer to home by blaring klaxons and the sound of booted feet, the semi-professional soldiers of the PDF forming around their officers and NCO's, filtering their way out of the compounds main gate and leaving a skeleton garrison to hold down the fort until their return. No one paid any attention to the silent white vehicle parked down the road, too busy with their own problems to bother with it.

When all was said and done there were few left, the most intimate and personal of the Colonels guards, and a few squads of troopers who were oblivious to the true intentions of their commanding officer; now was the time to strike.






Once more the Inquisitor listened to each of his retinue, nodding quietly and lapsing into silence as he heard the sirens go off. With ever-so-much care did he open the rear door of the van, no more than an inch or so, and watch the grey-clad PDF soldiers march off toward the main hive where he knew Horacio was stirring up some trouble.

“Sister Alexa,” he spoke softly, not even looking at the amazon of a woman, “we shall go by your planning and skirt about the walls. I believe that we will find few of the loyal soldiers left within, likely our enemy has sent them off to kill civilians and kept his closest followers – these we will have to kill.”

Now he did turn in his half-crouch, his bionic eye whirring as it focused upon the red-headed Battle-Sister near at hand, “Sister Dominicia shall take point, Sister Alexa and I shall follow with the remainder of our squad. Your task is to find a weak spot in the wall that we can exploit; a crack, a back door, anything. If we are forced to scale the wall by some means then so be it. Use your cover wisely and keep out of sight as best you can.”

After slipping the helmet of his Ignatus-pattern armour over his head he opened the back door of the vehicle, hopping out and pulling his pistol free as he landed, checking the coast was clear before gesturing Dominicia to carry on ahead.

This would either go very well indeed, or go terribly wrong.

Ooh this next post is exciting!


Whelp, I thought it was time for some
Action!
Action!
Action!


So...yea.
@Drunken Conquistador@Laduguer@Amaranth@DeadDrop@Hank@Cash78

“He's not wrong, you know?”

The half-question was spoken from somewhere nearby, in a voice like the rumbling of waves within a cave, although who had spoken them could not be discerned...at least not until the shadows nearby began to move.

How long he had been standing there and listening was anyone's guess – possibly he had moved into that position within the last few moments, more likely was that he had heard the entire conversation and listened with wry amusement – but the man that stepped forth from a spot near the hangars bulkhead was, ironically, someone you would wish never to meet in any shadowy area.

“You got guts, son,” came another statement as the speaker stepped into the dim lightning, addressing the former cutman as if he had known him all his life, “I like guts.”

Thick wisps of smoke from a chubby lho-stick temporarily obscured the face of the man, clenched tightly enough between scarred lips that it didn't fall out but gently enough that the smoker could continue speaking, a practised habit indeed. When the smoke did decide to clear, the view was no more appealing; now bought into its full glory was a visage that possibly even a mother couldn't love, a singular representation of square-jawed masculinity and piercing blue eyes no doubt, but marred forever with twitching reddened facial flesh, a splash of Tyranid bio-acid seeing to that - standing out distinctly against the buzz-cut hair was a red bandanna, a singular scrap of red cloth worn only by a particular set of Guardsmen.

“Phrike, is it? Lips, or what were left of them, drew back and pulled the ruined face into what would have been a smile, hardened eyes – both fully functioning surprisingly – running over the gathered (and gathering) crowd of Eighth Squad legionnaires.

When others called the denizens of Catachan 'baby Ogryns' you could be forgiven for thinking it was a silly moniker, but looking upon this newcomer – clad only in his bandanna, a sleeveless white tank-top, and a pair of jungle-pattern trousers – you'd never think to question it again.

Standing over six feet tall, arms as thick as a man's neck crossed over his expansive chest, the Jungle Fighter before them was – in more or less every aspect – a smaller version of the sub-human warriors that often marched with the Guard throughout the galaxy; legs like tree trunks, a torso like a barrel, and barely a neck to speak of.

“Well-” he began, only to pause momentarily, one foot lifted and placed on the lid of a footlocker, “well, I suppose I should introduce myself. I am not a prisoner like you...a criminal...but I am here, just as they are here,” he pointed toward the other squads in sharing the hangar, each crowding around a Guardsman or two of differing stripes, probably from regiments involved in the crusade already, “my men call me Sergeant Mason, you can call me Sergeant, Sarge or 'sir', and nothing else.”

A deep inhalation bought a hissing sound from between his teeth, the chunky lho-stick rolling from one side of his mouth to the other, those eyes moving once more and falling quickly on the only knot of former Guard and others that seemed to be mingling with one another.

“I'd listen to Phrike, if I were you. You are expendable, but aren't we all?” In one smooth motion he pulled out the knife at his side – more like a short sword than a dagger - and held it up, running a thumb over the blade until a small trickle of crimson appeared on his digit, “you will nevertheless be trained to the standards of any other regiment, so I suggest that you become familiar with your weapon real quick.”

Almost as if pulling himself out of a trance, the Catachan snapped his gaze away from his Devil's Claw and pulled his foot off of the footlocker, returning to stand upright and raising his voice so that those of the Eighth Squad who had gathered around could hear.

“In exactly two hours you will all be required to follow me, your armour and weapons in hand. I suggest that you get some rest.”




Sergeant Mason returned exactly as he said he would, this time with Arbitrator Kenelm in tow, an illuminated dataslate clutched in one gloved hand.

Eighth Squad was ordered to gather up and follow the pair, weaving their way back through a series of cramped corridors, the ship shuddering as it moved through the swirling hell that was the warp, until they came to their destination...

“Welcome,” intoned the Arbitrator, “please proceed through that door,” a finger pointed at a thick door that stood ajar, “and await further instructions.”

What they would find through the doorway, one that slammed shut with a [b]clang[/i] once all thirty of them had entered, was quite unique. Aboard ships it was common for the Guard regiments to train with firing ranges, impromptu assault courses, and so on. What stood before the legionnaires was something designed specifically for their own benefit and that of their superiors...particularly for their superiors.

Contained within the dimensions of an arena - twenty-five metres wide and forty-two meters long – was a near perfect replica of a 'generic' battlefield in miniature form, designed to imitate the ruins of an urban environment. A couple of one-story buildings could be seen, rubble and twisted metal strewn throughout, a central road running through the middle of it all, low walls and even an overturned/burnt out vehicle or two were present.

If one were to look up and to their left, they may see a 'box' from which everything was being viewed, groups of shadowy figures barely visible through a plasteel window. Large speakers protruded from either side of the box, and presently crackled into life.

“Legionnaires of the First Redemption Penal Legion, welcome to your first training session. Please load your weapons and check your armour. There is no way out, so I would strongly advise against any attempt at escape.”

Imperious in tone and exact in enunciation, the bodiless voice drifted to all ears, filling the room.

“There are near one hundred of you present here for the first round of many this day, by the end of it there will be far fewer.”

One hundred men and women, three separate squads of legionnaires jammed together in this simulated surrounding, for one purpose alone.

“Live fire is active, and only one squad is returning to the hangar. You may engage when ready.”

A klaxon sounded, and 'battle' had began.

@BCTheEntity@Andreyich@jbeil@Kratesis



Incoming post tomorrow, prepare thy bolters.
@Bright_Ops Indeed, don't worry about coming back. I'll have a post up tomorrow, but it won't exactly jettison us off very far.
@Eisenhorn

That didn't make it any less amusing to read through, I'll admit I giggled more than a bit whilst reading Herold's part ^_^

Also, I'm not sure if you mentioned it, but Adrianne's a big fan of her teleportation ability, as part of her Telekinesis field, especially combining it with her sabre and preference for melee. Essentially you'd have a 7ft psyker armed with a giant power sword on top of you in a second from out of nowhere!

Granted, we haven't actually seen her use that ability much because she's mostly been sticking with the group and supporting, where teleporting and running off to slice people up might be counterproductive to teamplay xD


Yeeeeeah...the more I read comments like this, the more I wonder exactly how Adrianne is allowed to exist; in any other RP she probably would have been killed off for being OP as hell.

Case in point:

Essentially you'd have a 7ft psyker armed with a giant power sword on top of you in a second from out of nowhere!


Then the fact that her power sword is a power sword and not a force weapon, as Eisen pointed out. Why have her unfocused powers not exploded her head or anything yet?

I very much dislike picking on people's characters (and, to be fair, the comedy of Adrianne is very amusing), but it does irk me.
@Eisenhorn@Andromedai
I was kind of thinking that the guardsman is a lone survivor who just tags along


Not a bad idea, but we'll see what @Andromedai has to say about it.
@HumanMusic Shite...no...you were right, I was wrong; jaysus, I'm not with it this morning.
@HumanMusic Wrong thread, my man.
@Drunken Conquistador@Hank@DeadDrop@Amaranth@Laduguer@Cash78

Riiiiiiight then, excellent writing so far, but if there's no objections then I shall move us along.

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